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51 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:37 am

I'm so tough that I don't move when I walk, the world moves.

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52 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:13 am

I'm so tough that I kicked a dude's ass and he asked for my autograph afterwards.

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53 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 9:15 am

I'm so tough that I went to a concert, and the band asked me for an encore.

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54 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 12:45 pm

I'm so tough, I didn't cry watching Lassie.

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55 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:21 pm

I'm so tough, I didn't cry while watching Toy Story 3

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56 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 1:45 pm

I'm so tough, I didn't cry while watching Toy Story 2, Toy Story 3, Up, Saving Private Ryan, or Schindler's List.

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57 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:39 pm

I'm so tough, I'm not making a joke.

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58 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 2:57 pm

Hollyღ

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I'm so tough, TUNNEL SNAKES RULE!

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59 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:44 pm

I CAN SHOW YOU A REAL TUNNELL SNAKE AMATA.

I'm so tough, I once had a character in Fallout 3 who had maxed out intelligence, medicine, repair, and SCIENCE!

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60 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jul 06, 2011 3:54 pm

I'm so tough I eat 2 black hole for breakfast.

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61 Re: I'm so tough... on Thu Jul 07, 2011 4:39 am

JT_the_Ninja

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I'm so tough, I drink 32oz. cans of Monster Energy and then take a nap immediately afterward. []

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62 Re: I'm so tough... on Tue Jun 26, 2012 6:52 pm

I'm so tough that I'm drinking Gatorade even though it fucks with my colon.

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63 Re: I'm so tough... on Tue Jun 26, 2012 11:47 pm

Hollyღ

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I'm so tough, I'm not gonna take a nap today.

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64 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 12:47 am

Im so tough I once stopped in the middle of an orgasm.

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65 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:48 am

IM SO TOUGH THAT I ARMWRESTLED CHTULU AND CHUCK NORRIS AT THE SAME TIME WHILE DRINKING TOUGHNESS SAUCE IN A TOUGH NEIGHBORHOOD AND I BEAT THEM BOTH TOUGHLY

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66 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:49 am

Hollyღ

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OMAGAWSH THAT IS REALLY TOUGH CHARLES

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67 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:52 am

JT_the_Ninja

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I'm so tough that I disproved Cthulhu, forced Chuck Norris to shave his own back hair, made zombie Teddy Roosevelt shave his own moustache, made zombie Abraham Lincoln (Vampire Hunter) shave his own beard, and used the hair to create the most powerful weapon in the universe -- the Hair-Sword of Ultimate Manliness -- and then used that scratch an itch on my back. []

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68 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:53 am

I'm so tough that JT didn't even realize I have his sword yet and that I'm selling it on ebay

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69 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:54 am

SQUIGGLES

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I used to eat my own hair.

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70 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:57 am

JT_the_Ninja

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someguy3657 wrote:I'm so tough that JT didn't even realize I have his sword yet and that I'm selling it on ebay

I'm so tough Someguy didn't even realize he grabbed the wrong sword and is now in possession of the Blade of Self-Stabbing, which commits auto-seppuku upon any unworthy bearer. I held the sword once...it tried to stab itself, I was so worthy. []

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71 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 1:59 am

I'm so tough, I deliberately place enraged Australian wildlife on my body.

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72 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 2:01 am

SQUIGGLES

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We invented a sport a while ago; it's called "Itchy Balls".

The gist of it is that you have to sit naked on an anthill.

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73 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 8:07 am

I'm so tough I revived this thread and made it popular. Had I not done so, none of you would have a venue to talk about all the tough things you do.

I also teach children ninja skills.

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74 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 9:54 am

JT_the_Ninja

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I've been studying martial arts for longer than some of the kids at my dojang have been alive. I was a black belt before most of the current first- and second- degree black belts started as white belts. []

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75 Re: I'm so tough... on Wed Jun 27, 2012 11:15 am

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semi★kolon wrote:I used to eat my own hair.


..................................WHAT?

I'm so tough I go to bed at 2am and then go into town to shop for birthday presents.

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