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51 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:51 am

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Rare wrote:
Jonny wrote:L4D2 is glorious. It is the only place a Pinata, a crocoduck and a plumber can attack zombies together.

Not to mention a Riolu, and later today, a Taco with extra cheese sauce!

You remembered me? :'3
I feel so loved! *Bursts into tears*

52 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 12:38 pm

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[19:20] JT_the_Ninja: whut up?
[19:21] SB8: Hiya JT, nothing much is going on over here :3 How about you?
[19:21] JT_the_Ninja: generally chillaxing, packed for my vacation tomorrow
[19:21] SB8: Canada huh? Sounds fun :3
[19:21] JT_the_Ninja: yup
[19:22] SB8: Gonna display some 1337 N1nj4 Sk11lz? :3
[19:22] JT_the_Ninja: um...not until after I get past airport security
[19:23] SB8: Awww
[19:23] JT_the_Ninja: hey, i face enough discrimination as it is
[19:24] JT_the_Ninja: ninja-phobes
[19:24] SB8: Hey, I have a mask. People think I'm a ninja, and I can't even pull off the moves X3
[19:26] JT_the_Ninja: well you also live in a little red-and-blue ball
[19:26] SB8: Yeah, it's a pain alright
[19:27] JT_the_Ninja: 'specially when your trainer makes you spend the weekend at Bill's....i hear he only has VHS tapes and no cable.
[19:27] SB8: Oh it's a pain. His Living Room smells like old people
[19:28] SB8: And we watch a DVD of him in Egypt in '75
[19:28] SB8: EVERY SINGLE TIME
[19:33] JT_the_Ninja: oh he got a DVD player now?
[19:33] JT_the_Ninja: does he still only have the 12" black-and-white television with finicky antennae?
[19:34] SB8: They look like Spastic Rabbit Ears.
[19:34] JT_the_Ninja: I'll bet he still sets up a playpen as well
[19:34] SB8: I get stuck in there with a Rubber Ball and Cough Mints.
[19:34] SB8: Seriously.
[19:34] SB8: Cough Mints.
[19:35] JT_the_Ninja: isn't that a choking hazard?
[19:35] SB8: Apparently not...
[19:35] JT_the_Ninja: :-P
[19:35] JT_the_Ninja: his nephews and niece still visit?
[19:36] SB8: Yep. They're awfully boring
[19:36] JT_the_Ninja: heh
[19:37] JT_the_Ninja: *posts to Treehouse*


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53 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:24 pm

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Me: Brb
Me": Jt just sent me an aim stating "Booger". I have no idea how to respond



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54 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:30 pm

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55 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:54 pm

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JTtheNinja : boogers *runs away like a ninja*
Spoiler:
ayan334@yahoo.com : Poopyhead.
JTtheNinja doo-doo brain
ayan334@yahoo.com Cooty licker!
JTtheNinja Lint queen!
ayan334@yahoo.com Who are you calling a lint queen you lint licker?!
JTtheNinja well you're gum!
(8:26:40 PM): and i bet you can't say that in pig latin!
ayan334@yahoo.com HA! Never underestimate the power of a bee you rude randy! ellway ou'reyay.
JTtheNinja upidstay... bees have their brains in their stingers!
ayan334@yahoo.com YOU TAKE THAT BACK! *shoves*
JTtheNinja I'm telling teacher!
ayan334@yahoo.com JT STARTED IT!
JTtheNinja nuh-uh!
ayan334@yahoo.com Ya-huh!
JTtheNinja nuh-UH!!!
ayan334@yahoo.com Ya-HUH!!!!!
JTtheNinja well you're just dumb
ayan334@yahoo.com Takes one to know one
JTtheNinja and your antennae stink like gym socks
ayan334@yahoo.com You..MOMMY SAYS MY ANTENNAE ARE PERFECT. You're not a real ninja!
JTtheNinja 8:30 well of course SHE says that...am TOO!
ayan334@yahoo.com You were adopted into a pirate family!
JTtheNinja *becomes invisdible*
(8:31:13 PM): *invisibly* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
ayan334@yahoo.com I WILL NOT!
JTtheNinja *stabs*
ayan334@yahoo.com *stings*
JTtheNinja *puts band-aid on boo boo*
ayan334@yahoo.com *Has boo boo kissed* No one will kiss your boo boo because you're ugly.
JTtheNinja *pokes in shoulder with sword*
(8:32:15 PM): real ninjas don't need their boo-boos kissed
ayan334@yahoo.com Real ninjas wouldn't need a bandaid!
JTtheNinja It's a NINJA band-aid...it makes me tougher!
ayan334@yahoo.com *Rips bandaid off*
JTtheNinja OW!!!!
(8:33:01 PM): TEACHER, Spooky ripped off my band-aid!
ayan334@yahoo.com He called me smelly!
JTtheNinja well she is...
ayan334@yahoo.com You're a clown farting asshat!
JTtheNinja *takes big whiff* oooh, Teacher, Spooky used a bad word!
ayan334@yahoo.com ASSHAT ASSHAT ASSHAT
JTtheNinja *teacher gives Spooky detention*
(8:33:55 PM): ha-ha!
ayan334@yahoo.com *Teacher gives JT detention for antagonizing*
JTtheNinja ):
ayan334@yahoo.com ...You stay on your side of the room.
JTtheNinja Fine!
ayan334@yahoo.com FINE.
JTtheNinja dumb girl...
ayan334@yahoo.com raised by pirates...
JTtheNinja I WAS NOT!
ayan334@yahoo.com YOU WERE TOO I SAW YOUR MOTHER.
JTtheNinja probably eats a ton of honey every night on the couch...
ayan334@yahoo.com Probably stands in the front of the mirror as yells "ARRRGGG"
JTtheNinja well I saw YOUR mother! She's got the biggest BUTT in the world!
ayan334@yahoo.com YOUR mother was talking about booty!
JTtheNinja no, that was the rival Bu-Di ninja clan, with whom we're at ninja war!
ayan334@yahoo.com I don't believe you! Speaker of untruths, your pants have combusted!
JTtheNinja Thy proboscis far exceeds an telegraph wire in length!
ayan334@yahoo.com Thou ninja-stealth skills match those of a mentally defected tree rodent!
JTtheNinja Thy stinger feels like a stray breeze and hath no poison. Teacher! Why does Spooky get to go around with her stinger hanging out all day!
ayan334@yahoo.com Teacher! Tell JT that my stinger is a normal part of my growing body and I AM NOT ASHAMED OF IT
JTtheNinja Well my butt is a normal part of my growing body as well; would you like to see it?
ayan334@yahoo.com TEACHER! JT is flashing me!
JTtheNinja Spooky started it!
ayan334@yahoo.com NA-UH!
JTtheNinja uh HUH!
ayan334@yahoo.com LIAR LIAR, PLANTS FOR HIRE
JTtheNinja Stinger smellier than a stinky quagmire! *farts*
ayan334@yahoo.com Katana duller then a history teachers speeches! *Spits*
JTtheNinja Goes around in human breeches! *picks nose*
ayan334@yahoo.com *Dainty slaps*
JTtheNinja *blushes, only it's invisdible, 'cause he's wearing a mask*
ayan334@yahoo.com Eh! *dainty punch to shoulder*
JTtheNinja *hardly felt a thing*
ayan334@yahoo.com *Falls over due to asthma* Hmmpth. I'm not sharing my crayons with you anymore.
JTtheNinja *refused to use his inhaler as a child* it's okay, I have sharpies!
ayan334@yahoo.com *Sits in corner alone*
JTtheNinja *has to catch breath every now and again due to ongoing asthma*
ayan334@yahoo.com *Looks over shoulder* Did you want to use my inhaler?
JTtheNinja *is too proud* Nah, it's okay. Wanna borrow one of my sharpies?
ayan334@yahoo.com *Smiles* Can we draw dinosaurs on our arms?
JTtheNinja Only if you can draw a good one!
ayan334@yahoo.com Okay! *Doodle doodle* Wanna come over to my house? I have pokemon on the gameboy!
JTtheNinja Okay!
ayan334@yahoo.com Awesome! Let's blow this bitch. *Zaps hole in wall and jumps out*
JTtheNinja o__o *follows via teleportation*



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56 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:58 pm

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57 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 9:44 pm

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: hey
Stranger: m or f
You: neither
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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58 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 10:24 pm

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Ah, I had forgotten about chocolate's importance in a zombie apocalypse.

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59 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:20 pm

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I greatly enjoyed that conversation with JT. I'm always open to chat! Get me on AIM when I'm online!

I'm quite a docile person really...

60 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:20 pm

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61 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 11:23 pm

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JT_the_Ninja wrote:That's how they caught you in the first place...[]

Needless to say, with loneliness comes a misunderstanding of trust :/

62 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:24 am

CHOCOLATE

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63 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sun Jul 11, 2010 7:31 am

tacoline wrote:CHOCOLATE


CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE!

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64 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sun Jul 11, 2010 4:08 pm



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65 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:40 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hrey
You: hey
Stranger: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16
You: canada
You: male dragon
Stranger: your a dragon well im a grizzly bear
You: RAWR
Stranger: RAWWWWRRRRRR
You: A dragon and a grizzly bear fighting would be totally awesome
Stranger: OH YEA
You: A dragon and a grizzly bear fighting in mid air on motorcycles while falling from a plane would be so awesome my head would explode
You: wait, did your head just explode?
Stranger: YEA
Stranger: IM GOING THIS TYPING BY MUSCLE MEMORY
You: AWESOME
Stranger: I KNOW ITS NUTS
You: Well, I gtg. It's been an honor talking with you, sir.
Stranger: LIKE WISE WITH YOU MY GOOD MAN


Also,

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66 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 15, 2010 4:14 pm

I didn't record this one but It had something to do with the complete stranger attempting to have cybersex with me, while I simply asked about the weather.

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67 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Mon Jul 26, 2010 2:03 pm

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Esbiate (4:43:41 PM): But anyway what are you doing?
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:43:49 PM): just got off work 10 min ago
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:43:53 PM): been a wet day
Esbiate (4:44:03 PM): Same here, it's been quite wet too
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:44:13 PM): if you are made of sugar or scared of getting wet then plumbing in southeast texas is not for you
Esbiate (4:44:43 PM): *Licks*... Nope, I'm not made of sugar
Esbiate (4:44:46 PM): TO TEJAS!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:44:49 PM): i also realize how interesting my job is and "colorfull" my co-workers are
Esbiate (4:44:58 PM): Go on...
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:45:55 PM): "I oughta slap you"

"Its mine I stole it fair and square"

"Those are useful to have around to steal water from a fire plug"

"If you take a pic of me I will make you eat that camera"
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:46:03 PM): Paradise every single day
Esbiate (4:46:08 PM): XD
Esbiate (4:46:13 PM): Another day at the office :3
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:46:25 PM): the camera one has a great story
Esbiate (4:46:38 PM): Long story?
Esbiate (4:46:49 PM): *Sits with Cocoa*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:46:59 PM): Get this, the service crew was called out to work on a gas line, well digging around for it they rip it out of the ground using the backhoe
Esbiate (4:47:18 PM): Okay, following you so far
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:47:47 PM): well not wanting to pay the fee to the gas company, they send out a couple of guys to buy a repair coupling for the gas main, the owner stood on the gas main break to hold it closed enough so gas would escape for a good 45 min
Esbiate (4:48:01 PM): XD
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:48:52 PM): they came back, but it was the wrong fitting, so they used almost a whole roll of duck-tape to wrap it closed then buried it, of course with gas still leaking the ground turned black and killed all the trees and bushes and grass near by and the neighbors called the gas company
Esbiate (4:49:42 PM): Oh God
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:50:12 PM): the gas company had them come out and dig up what they did and the whole time they were the gas man was taking pictures for record keeping, Chris Richards (one of the plumbers) looked at him and said, "Take a pic of me and I will make you eat that camera"
Esbiate (4:50:48 PM): Woah, Sam that's genuinely really interesting buddy!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:50:54 PM): Rednecks
Esbiate (4:51:05 PM): Gotta love 'em
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:51:18 PM): or how about the time they were called out to the moutrary cause the sink in the embalming room was clogged?
Esbiate (4:51:30 PM): Oh jebus
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:51:44 PM): one of the plumbers was working under the cabniet when he had the feeling he was all alone in the room come over him
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:52:01 PM): then he heard a "click",.........the other plumber locked him in there
Esbiate (4:52:30 PM): Yes. This is Redneck Country alright
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:52:45 PM): he couldn't use the quick way out, so he had to find his way out through the mortuary,.......at night cause that is when they could come and work
Esbiate (4:53:02 PM): That's spooky!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:53:11 PM): he open a room.......dead body,.........check another room..........dead body,.......
Esbiate (4:53:22 PM): Now that. Ain't right
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:53:26 PM): when he got out he was white as a sheet
Esbiate (4:53:39 PM): That would have spooked him
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:54:24 PM): such love
Esbiate (4:54:31 PM): ?
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:54:34 PM): or just recently when we got back from skydiving
Esbiate (4:54:49 PM): You are defeating me with these tales Sam!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:55:00 PM): see one of the guys who went complained about how he had an instructor strapped to his back
Esbiate (4:55:22 PM): XD
Esbiate (4:55:28 PM): Felt like a kiddie :3
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:56:04 PM): well the guys went and worked at the courthouse annex which houses the facilities for dealing with abuse and neglect and other family services
Esbiate (4:56:16 PM): I getcha
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:56:24 PM): well while in there they picked up a pamphlet on helping men deal with homosexual rape
Esbiate (4:56:39 PM): Nasty jokes ensue?
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:56:44 PM): and gave it to the guy who complained that he was strapped to the instructor
Esbiate (4:57:02 PM): Ha!
Esbiate (4:57:14 PM): That's actually pretty smart X3
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:57:27 PM): god awful
Esbiate (4:57:43 PM): Not in great taste, agreed
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:58:30 PM): yeah then there was my brother who stuck a ziptie to my drive shaft knowing it would make a horrible sound while driving
Esbiate (4:58:45 PM): What's a Ziptie?
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:58:48 PM): i got them back by smearing cast iron pipe lubricant on thier door handles
Esbiate (4:59:04 PM): Messy X3 Nice one
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:59:05 PM): http://www.sheldonbrown.com/images/zip-ties.jpg
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:59:11 PM): thats a zip tie
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:59:19 PM): or sip-tie
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:59:24 PM): zip-tie
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:59:27 PM): or ziptie
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:59:30 PM): or whatever
Esbiate (4:59:34 PM): Oh I know those
Esbiate (4:59:41 PM): Never knew their name before
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (4:59:41 PM): yeah but it was a long one
Esbiate (4:59:45 PM): KNOWLEDGE!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (5:01:32 PM): well the lubricant for cast iron pipe is nasty
Esbiate (5:01:48 PM): Oh i can Imagine!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (5:02:26 PM): when i did it to them, they thought the electricians had done something to retaliate for them using almost a whole roll of ducktape to tape the batteries to their portable saws
Esbiate (5:02:52 PM): ...You live with some crazy People Sam O_o
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (5:03:31 PM): yeah but the electricians had scooped up all the left over solder (for soldering and brazing) and placed it in empty solder boxes all over the job site
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (5:03:56 PM): so when they thought they were getting a new box of solder, they just got crap
Esbiate (5:04:08 PM): X3
Esbiate (5:06:28 PM): Sam you earn my respect with your muffanigans
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (5:06:46 PM): my muffanigans?
Esbiate (5:07:01 PM): Shenanigans! It's the new DO Phenomenon!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com (5:08:07 PM): ohh

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68 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Mon Jul 26, 2010 10:51 pm

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^^ We had a good night then! X3

69 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 29, 2010 9:40 am

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Ayan334: *masticates your endosperm*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com i will be licking your pistol
cobra_car21@yahoo.com i will fondel your style
ayan334@yahoo.com I will rub your filament
cobra_car21@yahoo.com i will caress your ovule
ayan334@yahoo.com I will kiss your seeples
cobra_car21@yahoo.com i will rub you ovary
ayan334@yahoo.com I will fondle your brackt
cobra_car21@yahoo.com i will kiss you sepal
ayan334@yahoo.com I will swallow your seed
cobra_car21@yahoo.com i will thrust ino your bud
ayan334@yahoo.com I will run my hands all over your stem
cobra_car21@yahoo.com i will probe all through your petals
ayan334@yahoo.com I'm dicoted for you- I have a seed compartment that is divisible by 4 and it's all for you
Cobra_Car21@yahoo.com my stamens are erect for you
ayan334@yahoo.com My fruits are ready to be picked
cobra_car21@yahoo.com my nectar is pouring out for you

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70 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 29, 2010 10:04 am

*Gasp* I thought our flowering was ment to be special!

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71 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 29, 2010 3:45 pm

oh gosh... that reminds me of something my friend said to me during lunch
Niver: "Alan, please stop masticating with your mouth open! it's disgusting!"
me: "LULWUT?!?"

he then told what that meant and we spent the rust of the day telling the girls we liked not to masticate. It was lulz.

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72 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 30, 2010 6:29 am

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What's even more fun is being a linguist, where people might overhear you talking with a friend about bilabial plosives, copulas, and clitics. Not to mention the conjugation. []

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73 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sat Aug 28, 2010 3:59 am

JT_the_Ninja

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BTW, per convo with Packie on the tinychat today...if you're Dutch and come to America, watch how you order a pop...[]

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74 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:22 am

My friend got 14 dayd for trolling/cybering xD

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75 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sat Aug 28, 2010 4:24 am

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