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276 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Sep 13, 2012 2:16 pm

Is that Resivour Dogs Mr. White or Breaking Bad Mr. White?

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277 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Sep 14, 2012 5:41 pm


Friend: MAKE A SKYPE.



Me: BUT I NO HAVE WEBCAM.



Friend: IDC JUST FOR CHAT.



Me: BUT WE'RE CHATTING RIGHT NOW.



Friend: david?.



Me: No, this is Patrick..



Friend: =_=

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278 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Sep 14, 2012 6:50 pm

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279 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:42 am

Hollyღ

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Hollyann Orr: I greet wildly with arms flailing!

Samuel Wyn: You've caught me at a time where you've cheered me up before school ;D thanks for your good timing (:

Hollyann Orr: It was my spooky senses tingling! *Flails with joy in your general direction*

Samuel Wyn: XD That gets the Kawaii killers through the silly siege of Marshmallow Metropolitan City ;3

Hollyann Orr: We shall bring down the tyranny that is the Cupcake King!

Samuel Wyn: And establish a constitutional monarchy based on the principles of liberty, equality, and casual Fridays!

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280 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Tue Sep 25, 2012 6:56 am

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That inspired me...




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281 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Sep 28, 2012 12:45 pm

Hollyღ

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Tacoline: OIC

Rarity: IM PLAYING PORTAL OK
Rarity: YOU CAUGHT ME
Rarity: IM SORRY

Tacoline: U ARE THINKING WITH PORTALS
Tacoline: WITHOUT ME?!

Rarity: I CAN'T PORTAL MY WAY TO YOUR HOUSE.

Tacoline: SLANDER

Rarity: SLANDERMAN
Rarity: HE GOES AROUND FEEDING LIES TO PEOPLE

Tacoline: LOL HE'S A LAWYER

Rarity: LOLOLOLOL

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282 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Tue Oct 02, 2012 2:35 pm

SQUIGGLES

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Semicolon>Have you ever noticed that the letters on the keyboard aren't in alphabetical order?
Blades>My keys are in alphabetical order
Blades>abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz
Blades>suck it

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283 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Mon Oct 08, 2012 2:56 pm

Hollyღ

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Hollyann Orr: RAWR!

Jon Samuels: oh noes!
wait, you actually have internet?

Hollyann Orr: At the moment, yup. Whats up?

Jon Samuels: wow
hey, so what do you know about robots?






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284 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:00 pm

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hey rare wat are u posting now lol??? []

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285 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:01 pm

Hollyღ

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Oh nothing lawlz meow meow!

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286 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Mon Oct 08, 2012 3:26 pm

JT_the_Ninja

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O izzat so? []

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287 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sat Oct 13, 2012 5:10 pm

Friend: I need a longboard and a ride to California.

Me: Ha.

Ha.

"California."

That's sort of like Hawaii, except bad.

Friend: FLY ME OUT AND I WON'T COMPLAIN.

Me: BUT MY ARMS ARE TIRED.

Friend: GET A NEW PAIR OF ARMS.

Me: BUT THEY'RE SO EXPENSIVE HERE.

HAWAII GROWS IT'S OWN ARMS, BUT IRONICALLY WE EXPORT ALL OF THEM TO LARGER COMPANIES ON THE MAINLAND, WHICH ARE THEN IMPORTED BACK HERE, AND WE HAVE TO BUY THEM AT A LARGER PRICE DUE TO SHIPPING COSTS. FRANKLY, I THINK IT'S TERRIBLY INEFFICENT, AND COULD BE IMPROVED MUCH MORE IF THE LARGE ARM-FARMS WOULD SIMPLY SELL LOCALLY.

ON THE OTHER HAND, THERE ARE MANY SMALLER FARMS AROUND THAT DO SELL ARMS LOCALLY, BUT THE QUALITY OF THEIR PRODUCT VARIES WILDLY FROM FARM TO FARM, BECAUSE, WITHOUT A CENTRAL GOVERNING BODY, THERE AREN'T PROPER GROWING PROCEDURES. AT LEAST, NOT ALL THE TIME.

I SUPPOSE I COULD BUY FROM A SMALLER FARM, QUALITY-PERMITTING, BUT THE FARMER'S MARKET IS ONLY ON SUNDAY, AND WE ALL KNOW YOU HAVE TO GET THEIR EARLY TO GET THE GOOD, FRESH ARMS. BY THE TIME I GET THERE, ALL THAT'S LEFT WILL BE THE OLD, BROWN, WRINKLY ONES.

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288 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Tue Oct 16, 2012 12:37 pm



>retrieve arms from Hawaii

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289 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Mon Oct 29, 2012 5:49 pm

6:47 PM - Bran Damage: Bork!
6:47 PM - Mary: Hello!
6:47 PM - Mary: What's up?
6:48 PM - Bran Damage: Space.
6:48 PM - Mary: Indeed. Im reading about quantum mechanics.
6:48 PM - Bran Damage: Pfft. Read something hard.
6:48 PM - Mary: Like Twilight?

That's hard to read.

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290 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Tue Jan 15, 2013 7:40 pm

SO someguy has started playing Amnesia the dark descent, he messaged me earlier ans i knew the part he was at.

someguy3657: OH GOD
Tacoline: whatsup
Tacoline: dont be too scared
Tacoline: are you at the water part
someguy3657: how did you know
someguy3657: what the fuck is that thing in the water
Tacoline: LOL I DON'T KNOW
Tacoline: its a water demon thing
someguy3657: THATS NOT HELPFUL
Tacoline: the only name for it is: water monster
Tacoline: becaue NO ONE KNOWS
Tacoline: but it likes to eat meat, keep that in mind
Tacoline: and run
someguy3657: IS IT RARE
Tacoline: dont look back, just run
Tacoline: it only shows up once it hink inthe original game
someguy3657: OH GOD HEAVY GATE
Tacoline: lol
Tacoline: there's a lever inthe room u passed
someguy3657: OH GOD HALF OIL AND NO OTHER REFILLS
someguy3657: OH GOD MUSIC
Tacoline: yeah, it could be one of rare's minions, i haven't asked her
Tacoline: hahaha
Tacoline: i wish i could see your reaction
someguy3657: lots of french swearing
Tacoline: but, i dont mind listening to your screams
Tacoline: well thats fine then
Tacoline: but lol i KNEW exactly what part you were at when u messaged me
Tacoline: that part of the game is legendary
someguy3657: if you want to hear my screams, ask Rare. I think she recorded me last time I was in her dungeons, and she now uses that to go to sleep every night
Tacoline: oh, i thought i was hearing french swearing

someguy3657: FUCKING WATER OH GOD
Tacoline: lol
Tacoline: its why ppl are terrified of water in that game
someguy3657: OH GOD. IM BARELY CONSCIOUS AND I RAN OUT OF OIL
someguy3657: WHERES THE FUCKING LEVER
Tacoline: the back of the room u passed on the way to the gate
Tacoline: jump on boxes
Tacoline: its parkour
Tacoline: hardcore parkour!
someguy3657: WAIT DO YOU MEAN THE FIRST ROOM IN THE HALLWAY
Tacoline: i dont remember exactly where, but i know in one ofthe rooms with bookshelves in it, on the back wall there is a lever
someguy3657: got it
someguy3657: I HAVE A FUCKING TIME LIMIT?!
Tacoline: YOU HAVE A WATER DEMON ON YOUR ASS
someguy3657: NO I MEAN THE GATE CLOSED AGAIN
Tacoline: I GUESS?
Tacoline: I DONT REMEMBER
Tacoline: I RAN
someguy3657: OH GOD THERES ANOTHER ONE
Tacoline: Lever?
Tacoline: or... XP
someguy3657: THAT CUNT MOVED THE BOX I WAS ON AND I FELL IN THE WATER
Tacoline: oooo.
Tacoline: remember, meat!
Tacoline: use the meat!
someguy3657: THIS ISNT HELPING.
Tacoline: and i dont mean strip
someguy3657: Wait.
Tacoline: top of the boxes
someguy3657: corpses^
Tacoline: YES
someguy3657: and wheres the lever in this godforsaken room
Tacoline: I think you rotate stuff
Tacoline: while the thing is distracted
someguy3657: GEE THANKS
Tacoline: U R TEH WELCOMES
Tacoline: QLAB!
Tacoline: RUN!
Tacoline: I BELEIVE IN PANCAKES!
someguy3657: FUCK
Tacoline: ...?
Tacoline: DID U GET AETED
someguy3657: I OPENED THE GATE AND THEN IT FOLLOWED ME IN AND KILLED ME BEFORE I COULD OPEN THE DAMN DOOR
Tacoline: awwww
Tacoline: u got aeted
Tacoline: well... u can respawn?
someguy3657: GOD FUCKING DAMNIT
Tacoline: do u have to do it all over?
someguy3657: I GOT IN TEH ROOM AND THEN IT DECIDED IT LIKED MY ASS OVER A TASTY LEG
Tacoline: no comment on that statement

someguy3657: OK IM DONE WITH WATER DEMON FELLOW
Tacoline: ok
Tacoline: i dont remember what do just after that
someguy3657: OK I AM NOT DONE WITH WATER DEMON FELLOW
Tacoline: o geez
someguy3657: ALSO I AM ATED
Tacoline: lol
someguy3657: ok NOW I am done with water demon fellow
Tacoline: u sure?????
someguy3657: also, my heart wants to quit his day job
someguy3657: yes, solid dry ground
someguy3657: oh, how I love you

someguy3657: I PICKED UP A CROWBAR
Tacoline: U CANT USE IT A WEAPON
someguy3657: CAN I BE A MUTE SCIENTIST GUY THAT WHACKS ALIENS
Tacoline: NO
someguy3657: DAMN IT
Tacoline: lol
someguy3657: I PICKED UP A ROCK
Tacoline: NOPE
someguy3657: FUCK
Tacoline: CANT USE IT A WEAPON
someguy3657: WINE BOTTLE?
Tacoline: NOPE
Tacoline: U ARE A PACIFIST
someguy3657: SHIRTS?
Tacoline: NO WEAPONS
someguy3657: WELL THATS DUMB
someguy3657: THIS GAME IS STUPID
someguy3657: THERES NO SHOTGUNS
someguy3657: COD IS A GOOD GAME, BRAH
Tacoline: i was just about to say something very close to that

someguy3657: CHAIR?
Tacoline: WELL...
Tacoline: NOPE
Tacoline: THE BEST U CAN DO IS THROW IT AT THE GRUNT
Tacoline: AND THAT MAY OR MAY NOT DO ANYTHING
someguy3657: THE ORB
someguy3657: DUN DUN DUUUUUN
Tacoline: DUUUUUUUUN
Tacoline: yeah... NOT A WEAPON
someguy3657: WHAT ABOUT MY MIND
someguy3657: AM I A JEDI
Tacoline: HELL NO
someguy3657: awww
someguy3657: I wanted to be a jedi

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291 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sat Jan 19, 2013 2:56 am

I've never gotten far in Amnesia, but now that I know there is a water monster, I am never playing it ever again. Seriously, fuck that.

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292 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sat Jan 19, 2013 3:29 am

All the hype there is around Amnesia makes me want to play, if only to see how scary it is.

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293 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sun Feb 10, 2013 3:24 am

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[9:14:55 AM] jt_the_ninja: Zapdos, I choose you!
[9:15:00 AM] jt_the_ninja: Zapdos used THUNDERBOLT!
[9:15:17 AM] Taijukarp: Critical hit!
[9:15:23 AM] Taijukarp: It's super effective!
[9:15:29 AM] Taijukarp: Taijukarp fainted!
[9:15:36 AM] jt_the_ninja: aww...and I wanted to catch that one...
[9:15:47 AM] jt_the_ninja: JT uses PHOENIX DOWN
[9:15:53 AM] Taijukarp: lol
[9:16:22 AM] Taijukarp: That's what happens when you use a thunder move on a water/flying type
[9:16:43 AM] jt_the_ninja: wait i thought it didn't get flying type until it became Gyarados.
[9:17:03 AM] Taijukarp: True
[9:17:14 AM] Taijukarp: I don't know how it would work
[9:17:18 AM] Taijukarp: Hm
[9:17:19 AM] jt_the_ninja: JT throws a pokeball at it anyway...
[9:17:27 AM] Taijukarp: ...
[9:17:34 AM] Taijukarp: Taijukarp was caught!
[9:17:50 AM] Taijukarp: Would you like to give a nickname to your freshly caught Taijukarp?
[9:18:08 AM] jt_the_ninja: B-U-T-T-S
[9:18:36 AM] Taijukarp: B-U-T-T-S was sent to BILL'S PC!
[9:18:53 AM] jt_the_ninja: aww...now I have to go to a computer to get my butts.




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294 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Feb 22, 2013 8:04 am

After 23 chat on Omeagle I got 19 sex ads for cyber, 3 quit and 1 girl who was awesome.

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295 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:07 pm

About 4 months ago I met this cool guy on Omegle (for once) whose name was Kern, named after Kurn from Star Trek, which is cool because I'm named after Tasha Yar. He gave me his skype and I added him, but he never came online. I didn't think about it afterwards, but for some reason I thought about that conversation today and now he suddenly comes online. You guys, I think I'm psychic. Anyone need lottery numbers?

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296 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Feb 22, 2013 2:10 pm

JT_the_Ninja

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Wow, creepy. []

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297 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sat Feb 23, 2013 2:29 am

Tuomey

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I'd like to win the euromillions, sure.
I'll split it with you.

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298 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:27 pm

Numbers are: 1 - 17 - 19 - 37 - 42
with lucky star numbers: 5 and 7

How creepy would it be if these were right... Seriously though, remember to split it then please, i needs money.

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299 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sat Feb 23, 2013 1:42 pm

Tuomey

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If this works my head asplode.

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300 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Sun Mar 17, 2013 2:16 pm

JT_the_Ninja

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[REDACTED BECAUSE SILLY PANDAS WILL KILL ME IF I POST IT]


EDIT: Also, I now have 4444 posts....I am become death...

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