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26 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:50 am

Hollyღ

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You: A/S/L

Stranger: American.

You: Oh cool. I'm French.

Stranger: Dude we kicked your ass in the cold war.

You: ...I think your mistaking us for Soviets..

Stranger: Uh, no, we put them in the concentration camps DUH

You: You failed school didn't you?

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27 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:56 am

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Stranger: hi
You: Evenin'
Stranger: hi
Stranger: michelle 15 f
You: Right O.
You: I suppose I'm 1 year younger than you then
You: Still, not by much.
Stranger: ic
Stranger: so wanna see a pic of me?
You: I'd rather not, just for purposes of anonymity.
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Bugger. She seemed really keen to tell me all about her, but I just wasn't bothered.

28 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 30, 2010 8:59 am

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It was probably just an FBI agent who had no time to mess around.

"He said yes! SEND IN THE SWAT TEAM"

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29 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 30, 2010 1:00 pm

You: hey
Stranger: harry potter or twilight? choose wisely.
You: Harry
Stranger: hello bestest friend!
You: it took my 2 seconds to decide
You: those two seconds were used to read the question
Stranger: I'm a HP addict
You: I read all the books, both in french and english
Stranger: woah thats awesome
You: I did not even touch Twilight
Stranger: Twilight is so just ugh. it's horrid.
Stranger: doesn't even compare to Harry
You: wait, I got a site explaining it, brb
You: it's long, but awesome
You: http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
Stranger: one glance and it already seems hilarious
You:
Stranger: well happy horcrux hunting! must go now!
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30 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 30, 2010 5:05 pm

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someguy3657 wrote:You: hey
Stranger: harry potter or twilight? choose wisely.
You: Harry
Stranger: hello bestest friend!
You: it took my 2 seconds to decide
You: those two seconds were used to read the question
Stranger: I'm a HP addict
You: I read all the books, both in french and english
Stranger: woah thats awesome
You: I did not even touch Twilight
Stranger: Twilight is so just ugh. it's horrid.
Stranger: doesn't even compare to Harry
You: wait, I got a site explaining it, brb
You: it's long, but awesome
You: http://theoatmeal.com/story/twilight
Stranger: one glance and it already seems hilarious
You:
Stranger: well happy horcrux hunting! must go now!
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Kinda NSFW

Stranger: Yo
You: Harry Potter or Twilight?
Stranger: Warriors.
You: The cat series?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: VIVA LA PUSSY
You: And cats too!
Stranger: Lmao!
Stranger: Wanna pet my pussy?
You: As soon as you get that cat off your lap!
Stranger: LMAO!
Stranger: Email?
You: Ayan334@yahoo.com
Stranger: [gives email]
Stranger: TTYL?
You: NP ; )
Stranger: =D

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31 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 01, 2010 4:42 am

NSFW, BUT FUNNY AS HELL


You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: i am looking a horny girl for sex ?
You: I'm one
Stranger: ok nice
Stranger: asl pls
You: 18
You: canada
You: f
Stranger: 23 m
Stranger: 9 inch dic
Stranger: i am feeling so sex
Stranger: can you give me compony
You: ok, but only if we roleplay
Stranger: ofcource
Stranger: you like a big dic
Stranger: i have
You: I'll be your mom, and you'll be everyone else in town
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then
You: I'm on a street corner, whoring myself to pay for food for me and my 23 year old guy who wont leave the house and find a real girlfriend.
You: is there anyone around?
Stranger: yes iam there
You: son, get back in the house
Stranger: yes mom
You: I'm busy having sex with fat peoples
You: for cash to pay for your lazy ass
Stranger: so
Stranger: mom is it true
You: that youre an accident? yes
Stranger: yes
You: yes
Stranger: after
You: heck, your dad could be a dog, for all I know. I was such a slut that day
Stranger: ok
You: btw, son, stop pretending your dick is 9 inches long. I know it's 2 inches when erected
Stranger: no baby it real dic
Stranger: it so long
Stranger: and see in my paint
You: it's so long that, if you place it on your keyboard, it would go from A to Z, right?
Stranger: ha ha ha ha
Stranger: it is use only for fucking a girl baby
You: you fuck babies? you sick fuck
Stranger: bye sick old girl go to hell
You: IM A GUY
You: LOSER
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32 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 01, 2010 6:59 am

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Stranger: so, i uhh... i heard some things...
You: Mudkipz?
Stranger: yeah, i herd u liek dem.
You: I DO! I LUuuuuuuuuuuuurve Mudkipz! :3
Stranger: ORLY?:D
You: Ya RLY!
Stranger: i luuuuuurve mudkipz too!~
You: MUD!
Stranger: KIPZ!
You: The only Mud-FISH Pokémon!

33 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:06 am

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34 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:16 am

Hollyღ

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someguy3657 wrote:NSFW, BUT FUNNY AS HELL

I was giggling all the way through, but as soon as I read "Son get back in the house" I fell off my seat laughing.

You: Welcome Stranger!
Stranger: thx
You: Got some things that might interest ya!
Stranger: I got a huge [censored]
You: Stranger, Stranger, now that's a weapon!
Stranger: Im gonna leave now
You: Come back anytime!

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35 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:26 am

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Here's a slightly rude one. I was feeling a little Grammar Nazi-ish at the start, then he went a little 'loco' on my tail.

Stranger: m or f
You: Masculine.
You: What's it to you?
Stranger: to see if i can go out wit u
You: Hmm. Well, I imagine that it isn't possible: 1) Consider that I have no desire for a girlfriend at this moment in time. 2) I don't believe you are a girl. 3) I imagine you live somewhere inaccessible to me and 4) Revise your grammar for God's sake!
Stranger: shut the fuck up\
Stranger: im a boy
You: I suspected as such.
Stranger: bitch
Stranger: u sayin i cant write
Stranger: u a fuckin nerd
You: Well, at least I'll be able to get somewhere in life.
Stranger: o
Stranger: k
Stranger: bitch
You: Tu me fait: Lolling.
Stranger: wat?
Stranger: look who cant write
You: Ah, you are not familiar with French?
Stranger: NAH But ur mother is
You: Nice! I admire that insult, because of it's originality.
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bitchhh
Stranger: Tu ere un fukin mmq
Stranger: mamagueboooo
You: I believe you are mixing up elements of French with Spanish my boy.
Stranger: i aint mixin shit up
Stranger: i am spanish
You: Latin America?
Stranger: im dominican
Stranger: fukin estupido
Stranger: oye ame favor y bete pa carajo
You: If you're going to use the common English expletive, at least spell it right.
Stranger: callate
You: Right, I'm off in haste. Farewell Gringo.
Stranger: im not gringo
Stranger: u are
You: Fair enough.
You: A Bientot.
Stranger: suck a dick
Stranger: and choke on it
You: I'd rather not.

36 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 01, 2010 7:30 am

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Way to tell that random dude on the Internet off!

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37 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:48 am

carlo zegt:
hoi
packie zegt:
hello
carlo zegt:
hoe was de diploma uitrijking?
packie zegt:
leuk
carlo zegt:
oke
packie zegt:
vooral het tijdreizen
carlo zegt:
wat zijden ze?
packie zegt:
de normale dingen
carlo zegt:
lol
packie zegt:
valt je niet iets op?
carlo zegt:
um nee
packie zegt:
kijk is goed naar mijn derde post
carlo zegt:
tijdrijzen is tog gewoon of niet?
packie zegt:
ja, maar meestal gaat het met 1 secone per seconde..
carlo zegt:
jup
maar bedoelde je niet met tijdrijzen als met je gedachte terug denken aan vroeger in je school tijd?
packie zegt:
nee, ik bedoel dat de diplomauitrijking pas over een paar dagen is
carlo zegt:
ow echt?
bij ons was gister havo en vandaag mavo
dus ik denk hij heefd hem al
packie zegt:
sh, ok
carlo zegt:
maar hoe is het verders?
packie zegt:
wel goed
carlo zegt:
oke mooi


A conversation I had with my nephew, I know it's Dutch, but I'll translate it later

Transluation:
carlo said:
hoi
packie said:
hello
carlo said:
How was the diploma ceremony?
packie said:
nice
carlo said:
oke
packie said:
especially the time travel
carlo said:
what did they say?
packie said:
the normal stuff
carlo said:
lol
packie zegt:
haven't you noticed something?
carlo said:
um no
packie said:
look closely at my third post
carlo zegt:
timetravel is normal, isn't it?
packie zegt:
yes, but usually it is just one second per second..
carlo zegt:
yeah
but didn't you mean a trip down memory lane with timetraveling?
packie zegt:
no, I meant that the the ceremony is actually a few days from now
carlo zegt:
ow really?
with us it was yesterday havo and today mavo
so I think he has it already
packie zegt:
ok
carlo zegt:
how is it going?
packie zegt:
fine
carlo zegt:
ok nice



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38 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 02, 2010 8:57 am

I found you out, Duck!
Spoiler:
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:26 pm
(2:26:46 PM): nooooooooo!
(2:26:56 PM): I'ma sham!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:27 pm
(2:27:03 PM): *Transforms into decepticon* DUCK!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:27 pm
(2:27:15 PM): Aghh!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:27 pm
(2:27:23 PM): how could i have not known?
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:27 pm
(2:27:35 PM): Especially after all the clues I left!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:27 pm
(2:27:50 PM): i knew the diffrent settings on you were suspicious!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:28 pm
(2:28:23 PM): Not to mention the *clunk clunk* sounds I made randomly, I thought for sure you'd get that
(2:28:32 PM): BUT NOW, TIME FOR YOUR DOWNFALL!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:28 pm
(2:28:43 PM): AGHH!!!
(2:28:49 PM): what are gonna do to me!?
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:29 pm
(2:29:00 PM): Youve been a bad boy, Sam!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:29 pm
(2:29:08 PM): yes I have
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:29 pm
(2:29:33 PM): You hid the glasses from us decepticons, but no longer will the power of the allspark remain hidden!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:29 pm
(2:29:55 PM): I can not let you find them!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:30 pm
(2:30:00 PM): *Points canon at you* WHERE. IS. THE. ALLSPARK!?
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:30 pm
(2:30:13 PM): NEVER!!
(2:30:26 PM): Not even with the brain probe can you get it from me!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:30 pm
(2:30:40 PM): *Dramatic pose*
(2:30:44 PM): DECEPTICONS ATTAAAAACK!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:30 pm
(2:30:46 PM): Dramatic Stare*
(2:30:51 PM): ROLL OUT!!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:30 pm
(2:30:56 PM): *dramatic music*
(2:31:00 PM): What!? HOW CAN THAT BE?
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:31 pm
(2:31:12 PM): YES!
(2:31:23 PM): Optimus to the rescue!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:32 pm
(2:32:06 PM): NOOOOOOOOOOOO! HOW CAN A MEAR CHILD CONTROL THE AUTOBOTS!? They've gotten weaker then I first expected! DECEPTICONS DESTROY THEM!
(2:32:14 PM): *pew pew pew*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:32 pm
(2:32:21 PM): Go Bumblebee! *pew*pew*
(2:32:39 PM): Ninja style!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:32 pm
(2:32:41 PM): *Flips in air and grabs Sam*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:32 pm
(2:32:49 PM): UGHH!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:33 pm
(2:33:07 PM): *Flies into air and lands on building*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:33 pm
(2:33:17 PM): SOMEBODY HELP ME!!
(2:33:20 PM): Jaz!!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:33 pm
(2:33:23 PM): If you tell me where the allspark is, maybe you will live long enough to be my pet!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:33 pm
(2:33:30 PM): Never!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:33 pm
(2:33:49 PM): *Drops Sam as Jazz jumps over*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:33 pm
(2:33:58 PM): Get him Jaz!!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:34 pm
(2:34:07 PM): NO WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING!!
(2:34:17 PM): NO JAZZ!!!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:34 pm
(2:34:23 PM): SNAP!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:34 pm
(2:34:29 PM): JAZZZZ!!!!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:34 pm
(2:34:38 PM): MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:34 pm
(2:34:43 PM): AGHHH!!!
(2:34:55 PM): I MUST GET TO THE HELICOPTER!!!
(2:34:58 PM): *runs*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:35 pm
(2:35:04 PM): ONE LAST TIME SAM! THERE'S NO USE HIDING. I CAN SMELL YOU, BOOY!
(2:35:22 PM): *MWAHAHA hey wait where'd he go*
(2:35:31 PM): *RANDOM EXPLOSION*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:35 pm
(2:35:33 PM): QUICK LETS GET OUT OF HERE!
(2:35:37 PM): The ariforce!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:35 pm
(2:35:45 PM): *Smashes helicopter*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:35 pm
(2:35:52 PM): AGHHH!!!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:35 pm
(2:35:58 PM): NO ONE CAN SAVE YOU, NOT EVEN YOUR PATHETIC MACHINES.
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:36 pm
(2:36:11 PM): Starscream, bring me his GIRL.
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:36 pm
(2:36:14 PM): You want me to do what with this optimus??
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:36 pm
(2:36:44 PM): PRIIIMMMMEEEEE. NO BROTHER, YOU BROUGHT THIS ON YOUR SELF.
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:36 pm
(2:36:57 PM): *runs*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:36 pm
(2:36:58 PM): *pew pew pew tumbles pew pew pew*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:37 pm
(2:37:06 PM): OPTIMUS!!!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:37 pm
(2:37:07 PM): *Starscream flies over you*
(2:37:16 PM): *Proceeds to ignore you as he retreats*
(2:37:21 PM): PRIME!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:37 pm
(2:37:35 PM): OPTIMUS!!!!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:37 pm
(2:37:52 PM): *Slices prime in half*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:37 pm
(2:37:58 PM): *grabs cube*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:38 pm
(2:38:05 PM): *Goes to destroy you*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:38 pm
(2:38:16 PM): *HUMGPHHHH!!!!*
(2:38:23 PM): *Allspark noise*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:38 pm
(2:38:27 PM): BLAAAARRRRRRRRRGGEEEEEEEEE
(2:38:30 PM): *twitches*
(2:38:38 PM): We will...re....turn....
(2:38:46 PM): *Microsoft shut down noise*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:38 pm
(2:38:47 PM): *pant*pant*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:39 pm
(2:39:12 PM): *Prime stands, amazed at Sam*
(2:39:22 PM): *turns* Oh...no...Jazz...
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:39 pm
(2:39:28 PM): Poor Jazz
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:39 pm
(2:39:48 PM): We have lost many friends..but have gained new ones along the way...
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:40 pm
(2:40:08 PM): we shall send out a signal
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:41 pm
(2:41:24 PM): And I will go about ignoring my super hot girlfriend
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:41 pm
(2:41:57 PM): We will let all surviving autobots know, we are here, and we are listening
(2:42:18 PM): *Pans out to show autobots watching Sam and Hot girlfriend make out on bumblebee* *Rolls credits*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:42 pm
(2:42:27 PM): yay!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:42 pm
(2:42:39 PM): *Cheers from audience*
(2:42:47 PM): Now to work on the not-so-awesome sequel!
(2:42:52 PM): *Audience is quiet*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:42 pm
(2:42:57 PM): *lots of cheers from a certian beecat*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:43 pm
(2:43:09 PM): I want to be BumbleCat!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:43 pm
(2:43:30 PM): "Rare, you can't go to college with me." *Stings Sam to death*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:43 pm
(2:43:46 PM): gahh!
(2:43:51 PM): I would have done that diffrently
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:44 pm
(2:44:07 PM): *Sexes sam to death*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:44 pm
(2:44:14 PM): o yeah
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:44 pm
(2:44:31 PM): Sam...I'm pregant. They are yours. *Shows mechanical grubs*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:44 pm
(2:44:38 PM): *gasp*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:45 pm
(2:45:03 PM): *Enter Megatron* ACTUALLY, I HAVE THE RESULTS RIGHT HERE.
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:45 pm
(2:45:07 PM): *dramatic soap opera music*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:45 pm
(2:45:11 PM): Sam...YOU ARE NOT THE FATHER.
(2:45:24 PM): *falls to knees* POR QUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:45 pm
(2:45:36 PM): DAMN YOU STARSCREAM!!! YOU BETRAYED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!!!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:45 pm
(2:45:57 PM): BUT SHE SAID SHE WAS ON THE PILL!
(2:46:09 PM): *Enter Bumblebee* I NEVER said that traitor!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:46 pm
(2:46:12 PM): Do robots even take pills??
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:46 pm
(2:46:18 PM): Lugnuts!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:46 pm
(2:46:36 PM): I thought that was what you said when you were getting off!
(2:46:39 PM): O LUGNUTS!!
(2:46:43 PM): O LUGNUTS!!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:46 pm
(2:46:58 PM): *Audience laughter track*
(2:47:05 PM): I was faking Sam! Robots..CANT FEEL PLEASURE!
(2:47:09 PM): *GASP*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:47 pm
(2:47:14 PM): *GASP*

(2:47:29 PM): But you said I hit the gyroscope spot just right!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:47 pm
(2:47:58 PM): YOU WERE OFF BY A MILLER OF A SECOND. Always off! ALWAYS. *Runs out crying*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:48 pm
(2:48:12 PM): But YOU were faking!
(2:48:24 PM): Is there anything else I need to know?
(2:48:32 PM): are those after market shocks on you?
(2:48:36 PM): get new air bags?
(2:48:44 PM): what else have you lied about??
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:48 pm
(2:48:58 PM): You said you loved my airbag inhancement!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:49 pm
(2:49:05 PM): I LOVED YOU!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:49 pm
(2:49:15 PM): *Audience awwwwwww*
(2:49:17 PM): I...I love you too Sam!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:49 pm
(2:49:32 PM): *Audience DAWWW*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:49 pm
(2:49:35 PM): *Dramatic enterance from Starscream* GIVE ME MY KIDS!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:49 pm
(2:49:42 PM): NO!

(2:49:51 PM): I love her for the way she is!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:49 pm
(2:49:59 PM): Run Sam! Take the grubs!
(2:50:03 PM): I will fend them off!
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:50 pm
(2:50:05 PM): I will be a good father!
(2:50:17 PM): they won't have to be raised by someone like him!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:50 pm
(2:50:40 PM): Sam! Protect yourself and the kids - I..will sacrifice myself if need bee.
(2:50:52 PM): NOW RUN. *Charges at Starscream*
(2:50:54 PM): SUDDENLY
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:50 pm
(2:50:56 PM): NO

(2:51:01 PM): I will not abandon you!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:51 pm
(2:51:08 PM): Honey I'm hom- MEGATRON! *Prime takes out battle axe*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:51 pm
(2:51:22 PM): *GASP*
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:51 pm
(2:51:39 PM): *BumbleCat gets knocked out by swipe from Starscream*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:51 pm
(2:51:53 PM): AGHHH BUMBLECAT!!
(2:51:58 PM): MY HONEY!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:52 pm
(2:52:11 PM): *Starscream runs off with the kids*
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:52 pm
(2:52:18 PM): NOOO!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:52 pm
(2:52:37 PM): Will Sam get his grubs back? What happened to Bumblecat? Why is everyone making dramatic enterences? Stay tuned next time for...
cobra_car21@yahoo.com 2:52 pm
(2:52:51 PM): As the Cybertron turns!
ayan334@yahoo.com 2:53 pm
(2:53:07 PM): *Dun dun dun* *fades out*

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39 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:47 am

Hollyღ

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^ Hahaha our Transformers Roleplay.

This one happened a few days ago but I forgot to upload it.

You: Hey
Stranger: Hey ASL?
You: 20 f
Stranger: Oh cool pics?
You: Yea
You: Just a sec
Stranger: K
You:
Stranger: Whoa boo you hot!
You: ...Yes I know
Stranger: Where you live you never said
You: Pandora
Stranger: No kidding! Like form avatar?
You: Yes!
Stranger: Then why arent you blo?
You: I forgot to transformer into my Navi self. You see, we need to transform they just didn't show that part in the movie.
Stranger: that so cool got a pic?
You: Yup! Just a sec
Stranger: kk boo
You:
Stranger: !!!!! boo you be tripping hot!
You: Thank ye
Stranger: Omg do you have a pic of you on yer dragon thang?
You: Naturally! Just a second
Stranger: This is fricking cool
Stranger: can u take me to pandoera?
Stranger: You there boo?
You: Yeah sorry, I was just searching through my thousands of pictures of Pandora
Stranger: WO!
Stranger: WOW!
You:
Stranger: DAMN BOO
Stranger: Take me wit?
You: Sorry, I have to, it's hunting hour.
Stranger: Sooo cool wait until my friends here bout this

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40 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Mon Jul 05, 2010 6:25 am

Jonny

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Oh, dear.

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41 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 1:34 am

(Over Xbox Live)

Me: Say it with me Jonny Naw'lins!

Jonny: New Orleans

Me: No Naw'lins!

Jonny: Nawlins

Me: No Naw'lins!

Jonny: Naw'lins

Rare: I don't know what to say to you guys,

Me: You say Naw'lins is what you say!

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42 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 3:28 am

Jonny

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*Me surrounded my zombies while being Smokered*

Samiam: It kinda looks like you're in a rave with zombies dancing around you.

Me: I suppose that is what the Monster Mash looks like.

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43 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 5:07 am

Hollyღ

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Over Xbox Live;

Sam: Spooky lets go rolling in the hay!
Me: 'Aight!
Sam/Me: "Tiddle tiddle tiddle teehee tehee!"
Jonny: *Comes into barn and stares*
Sam/Me: NO YOU'RE NOT INVITED. *Melee*

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44 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:27 am

Damn it, now I wanna join you guys

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45 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:22 am

Damn I want in on this lmao

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46 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 7:30 am

Hollyღ

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Me: The witch looks like Lindsey Lohan
Ryan: That is the most amazing thing I've ever heard.
Me: Look...she's dead..just like her career.



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47 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:30 am

Jonny

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L4D2 is glorious. It is the only place a Pinata, a crocoduck and a plumber can attack zombies together.

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48 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:34 am

Hollyღ

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Jonny wrote:L4D2 is glorious. It is the only place a Pinata, a crocoduck and a plumber can attack zombies together.

Not to mention a Riolu, and later today, a Taco with extra cheese sauce!

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49 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:35 am

Jonny

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Wait, so when are you going on the game? Because I was going to watch The Girl who Leapt Through Time but I could totally attack some zombies with you.

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50 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Fri Jul 09, 2010 8:40 am

Hollyღ

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Jonny wrote:Wait, so when are you going on the game? Because I was going to watch The Girl who Leapt Through Time but I could totally attack some zombies with you.

Hahah I just got off, with a friend from college. I won't be on until later tonight, but I will let ya'll know when I'm available.

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