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1 Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Tue Jun 22, 2010 6:03 pm

Hollyღ

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Note- Omegle is a website where you can chat with strangers over a safe and non-invasive chatbox.

Post any conversations you have that are post-worthy from either Omegle, Instant Messaging or Email~

Warning - Omegle is uncensored and thus anything can be posted or said. Do not click any links given to you and please put NSFW if you post anything risque. Might not be suitable for children.

http://omegle.com/



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2 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 3:54 am

I'd post some, but I dont know how to photo them



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3 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:01 am

Guest


Guest
I got one just now. But I can´t printscreen >:O

Me: Mentlegen.
Him: Yeah, hi.
Me: What´s up?
Him: Nm
Me: The feeling´s mutual then :3
Him: (Link. Somewhat suspicious, I think it was to some hate website about some girl. Hatemandy or something?)
Me: I would, but my PC is rather terrible.
Him: Oh.
=Disconnected=

4 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:12 am

Seriously, grab an atlas and hang on...

Me: So, how's NZ?
Cousin: bit chile
Me: Have some Turkey. Might help
Cousin: but im not really Hungary
Me: True. Too much Greece in white meat too
Cousin: really so it might run of my China plate
Me: You've still got one of those? Iran when mine fell over
Cousin: were you in a bit of a Russia?
Me: Norway. I was taking my time
Cousin: just like it take Sweden potatoes to grow?
Me: Probably. So many conversations. Everyone keeps Japan on and on...
Cousin: were thay talking about Canada-rkie outrun a whit man?
Me: Kenya outrun one of them?
Cousin: Niue
Me: I'm pretty sure Chad can, but I'd need some Ghana and B vitamins
Cousin: do you take them Togo?
Me: Can't. They're too fast. Ukraine your neck, but you can't see them
Cousin: really! Uruguay or a girl?
Me: Not sure. I'm sure I'll Taiwan or the other
Cousin: dodgy, have you tested those vitamin on your New Guinea pig yet?
Me: Haven't got one yet. Still need to Peru-se the selection
Cousin: Oman you should have seen what i saw today!
Me: There were Wales in the harbour?
Cousin: no no no, i saw a Niger
Me: Please. Italy every one of those I see
Cousin: but have you ever seen once called Jordan?
Me: Nope, mine was called Bill. Borrowed $10 and vanished. I think Egypt me
Cousin: so he didn't grab your bag Phillippines?
Me: Luckily know. Need those for the swelling on my foot. It Mexico away
Cousin: Yemen to that

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5 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:12 am

You: Sup?
Stranger: love you justin! I feel than its destiny if it you it write me if no it disconnect me pliss
my baby
where re you now?!
-They disconnect-

**

You: Do you know the muffin man?
*Long pause*
Stranger: yes
-they disconnect-

This one knows too much. We need to find them and subdue them.

**

Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: asl?
You: This many/male/probably behind you
Stranger: fuck off
You: No thank you
-they disconnect-

**

Stranger: hey
You: Hello
Stranger: m/f?
You: male
-they disconnect-

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6 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:28 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: Hello
Stranger: from ?
Stranger: f or m ?
Stranger: age ?
You: The Netherlands, m, 18, you?
Stranger: 14
Stranger: f
Stranger: Turkey
You: how is it over htere?
Stranger: good
Stranger: there ?
You: pretty hot
Stranger: hmm
Stranger: ????
Stranger: what is your goal on omegle ?
You: randomness and shenanigans
You: yours?
Stranger: developing my english
You: ah, ok
Stranger:
Stranger: i am very bored
You: that feeling is mutual
Stranger: :)(:
You: ;3
Stranger: i am closing
Stranger: see u later
You: probably not, but bye


my first Omegle conversation

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7 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:29 am

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People have goals on omegle?

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8 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:31 am

She had

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9 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 9:38 am

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Poor misguided child.

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10 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:06 am

The strangest thing I came across so far is a 16 year old girl (presumably) who got hit on by a lesbian, and decided she should tell me about it...

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11 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:07 am

Stranger: hey! my name is sara and i just turned 18 and I am about to do my first webcam. I want as many people to see me get completely naked for my first time
Stranger: My webcam is http://videochat4singles.com/hotnwild521 Do you think I'm hot?
Stranger: oh shit the webcam just started
Stranger: srry, i have to get off Omegle... i'm gonna start now. see if you can join asap
You: You are hot, if you consider 98.6 degrees as "hot"
___


You know? I suspect that due to the fact that she typed all of that rather quickly that this girl may have in fact been a bot! Do you guys think I'm on to something?

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12 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:17 am

I posted these before in another thread, but here they are again! Omeagle is funny.

Stranger: Hi, want to cyber?
You: Good day!
You: I'll be fine, thanks.
You: Nice cup of tea instead?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl
You: Good morrow!
You: Oh you just have to be contrary, don't you [It said in the guidlines not to ask ASL]
Stranger: fuck off
You: Type exactly what it says not too
You: Now that's not very nice!
You: What if your mother was to read that?
Stranger: ooooh a penny
You: I'm sure she's right there with you
Stranger: SAPSENerr
You: Not allowed on without her over your shoulder, amirite?
Stranger: ou est biblioteque pour mon frere et souear
You: A gauche, monssuier!
You: Et alle au droit!
Stranger: ou j'adore petits enfants, dans mon pantalon.. NES PAS!
You: Eh! C'est horrible!
You: Tu es despicablé, non?
Stranger: barry
You: Je ne t'aime pas!
You: Ourevoir!
Stranger: okay

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13 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 10:48 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: u there check out that noise
Stranger: you hear that?
Stranger: find out what that is
You: no sir/ madam, I'm here to administer your daily dose of random
Stranger: noop not again
You: ow, you already got your dose?
Stranger: the government are after my testicals
Stranger: ghaaagh
Stranger: thelll rape me in peision
Stranger: I'm to young to be raped
You: start a fire
You: BURN IT ALL
Stranger: I shall my master
Stranger: go chech the news in half an hour see if I'm setting dhit on fire
You: Don't let anybody ever be you "master"
Stranger: nooooo
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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14 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:39 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Hello
Stranger: hiya
You: how is it going?
Stranger: bored...lol
Stranger: and u?
You: A little bit bored, and a little bit tired
Stranger: yeah same
Stranger: what time is it there?
You: 0:20 AM
Stranger: same here xD
Stranger: where u from?
You: Netherlands
Stranger: kk
Stranger: Im from Italy
Stranger: I've been to Holland twice
Stranger: my best friends r dutch
You: I don't remember how many times I've been to Italy, I guess about 5 times
Stranger: kk
Stranger: where have u been?
You: Venice, Rome(2x) and touring around the Northern part of the countrys
Stranger: nice
Stranger: I've never been to Venice xD
Stranger: I guess it's nice tho
Stranger: I live in Rome
Stranger: where do u live?
You: Between Arnhem and Nijmegen
Stranger: don't really know them...
Stranger: I've been in Alphen aan den Rijn
Stranger: do u know it?
You: Yeah, but my topo isn't that great
Stranger: same lol
Stranger: my friends live there...it is not very big xD
Stranger: but it's nice
Stranger: have u finished school?
You: Ehm, graduated from VWO a few weeks ago (You know what VWO is in the Dutch school system?)
Stranger: nope, sorry
You: ow, ok
You: it's sort of like high school
Stranger: oh ok
Stranger: kk...u'll go to Uni now?
You: Yes
You: (I hope)
Stranger: great...
Stranger: I still miss another year
Stranger: of high school
You: ah, ok
Stranger: u must be in the 3rd level then?
You: I guess
Stranger: kk
You: Question: Have you received your advised daily dose of random today?
Stranger: whats that?
You: RANDOM
You: WHOOHOOOO
Stranger: I am confused lol...
You: that's the general idea of random
Stranger: yeah I know what random is
Stranger: whats my adviced daily dose lol?
You: as much as you like, I guess
Stranger: kk
Stranger: no I haven't received it yet...
You: I've been trying to distribute it, but mostly people thought I was a wierdo or something and disconnected
Stranger: can I have my dose then? xD
You: SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD!!!
Stranger: ehm....yeah...great advice lol
Stranger: dank je wel lol
You: merci (I don't really know, Italian, so I'm using French)
Stranger: ahahah xD great
Stranger: merci in thank u tho....de rien = alsjebleift (is it spelled correct?)
Stranger: dutch is sooo difficult xD
You: Alsjeblieft, but it actually translates better into "geen probleem"
Stranger: kk
You: Dutch is quite a stupid language
Stranger: no...I think it is very nice
Stranger: I'd love to speak dutch
You: It's just incoherent as h*ll
Stranger: ahahaha...
You: (that better?)
Stranger: yeah way better
Stranger: lol
You: but, I think I'm going to sleep
You: so
Stranger: ok...slaap lekker
You: Arrividechi (I hope I spelled it correctly this time)
Stranger: Arrivederci almost lol
You: thanx, truste
You have disconnected.

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15 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:55 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: hi
You: asl?
Stranger: tell me a secret of yours
Stranger: 34 m italy
You: I'm a dragon
Stranger: prove it
You: roar
Stranger: lol
You have disconnected.

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You: hey
Stranger: hey asl
You: 32
You: Mushroom Kingdom
You: Bowser
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hey
Stranger: I am REPTARR!
You: I AM GRIZLOR!
Stranger: oh.. noo
You: We meet again
Stranger: but under what circumstances?
You: Im hungry, and I want to eat at Burger King.
You: But you dont want me to
Stranger: that's right! it's very unhealthy for you and your mother said no!
You: But Im gonna pay for it with my money!
You: ..*cough* thatIstole *cough*
Stranger: your mother didn't raise you like this!
Stranger: what happened to you?
You: You dont want to
You: know
Stranger: but i do!
Stranger: i want to help you
You: I watched an episode of the world's stupidest cartoon (Johnny Test) and I BECAME CRAZIES
Stranger: you need to watch an episode of the world's best cartoon (rugrats) to reverse the CRAZIES
You: Isnt it Family guy?
You: or Simpsons?
You: or something
Stranger: they don't compare!
You: YES THEY DO
Stranger: NO THEY DON'T!
You: YES THEY DO
Stranger: MAMA DIDN'T RAISE NO FOOL!
You: Mama, just killed a maaaaan
You: Put a gun against his head
Stranger: pulled the trigger
Stranger: now he's dead
Stranger: best song everr
Stranger: !
You: totally
Stranger: fuck yeah!
You: AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHHH
You: CANADA! FUCK YEAH!
Stranger: YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
You: Anyways
You: what's your favorite pokemon?
Stranger: all of them
You: just one
Stranger: dammit
Stranger: this is hard!
You: I know, this is hard. Theyre all so awesome
Stranger: Charizard
Stranger: !
You: Sweet
You: but I cant choose, cuz theyre just too much
You: there's Charizard, like you said, but theres also Blastoise, with his guns, or Lucario, cuz he's badass, or Mewtwo, same reason, or...GAH!
Stranger: they're all so amazing
You: indeed
You: Squirtle has sunglasses
You: it makes him look cool
Stranger: i always wished i was him
You: wasnt he with some awesome gang of thieves?
Stranger: was he?
Stranger: i don't even remember
You: yeah, he was with other squirtles, all with sunglasses, and they caused chaos
You: it was probably the most amazing gang ever.
Stranger: hahah
Stranger: definitely
You: http://www.pokemonelite2000.com/tvsea03_042.jpg
You: awesome
You: so......what else?
Stranger: new wallpaper!
You: SWEET
Stranger: yes!
You: now then
You: you must ask yourself one fatal question
Stranger: yes?
You: will you eat CHICKEN or FISH tonight?
Stranger: neither
Stranger: that's pansy meat!
Stranger: i'ma have me some steak
Stranger: !!!
You: T-Bone
Stranger: yeahh
You: that is the best answer
You: you win
Stranger: fuck yes!
Stranger: what do i win?
You: The Internetà
You: *internet
Stranger: i will call it... The Internet
You: great name
Stranger: thanks i came up with it myself
You: so what now?
Stranger: idk
Stranger: er... I'm Lea
You: I'm Charles
Stranger: hello
You: hi
You: but now I gotta go
Stranger: nice talking to you
Stranger: =]
You: same
Stranger: i will forever remember you as the man who gave me the internet
You: And I will always remember you as one of the most amazing girls I talked to on this site
Stranger: haha seriously? =D
You: yup
Stranger: i'm honored
You: alright, bye
Stranger: bye
You have disconnected

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16 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:06 pm

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: I don't like you
Stranger: why not?
You: Because
Stranger: not a valid reason
You: I LOVE YOU!
Stranger: why do you love me?
You: because you're so
You: rapelicious
Stranger: what does that mean?
You: you know
You: I'm not sure
You: 300\R\Polaris
Stranger: what is that?
You: asl
You: DUH!
Stranger: what is R?
You: Robotic
You: oh wait
You: I forgot
You: I'm not R anymore
You: I'm D
You: I got a sex change
Stranger: and you’re from a planet that orbits the North Star
You: yes
Stranger: 430 light years from here
Stranger: how did you get here?
You: wait?
You: what year is it on Earth?
Stranger: what is D?
You: Dolphin
Stranger: how are you able to communicate on Omegle if you are a Dolphin?
You: I'M ASKING THE QUESTIONS HERE!
Stranger: no you aren't
You: What year is it on earth!?
Stranger: 11
You: OH CRAP!
Stranger: what?
You: I g2g my mom says I’m not supposed to alter the space time continuum
You have disconnected.

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17 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:37 pm

Hollyღ

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By the way guys, you take screenshots by pressing PRTSC SYSRQ button. Then you paste the screeshot in paint and save it, and upload it to something like Tinypic. But, copy and pasting the text is fine too.



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18 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:45 am

Rare, how did you do that weird thing before disconnecting? I wanna use it a bit

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19 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jun 24, 2010 6:59 am

Hollyღ

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Just google "Zalgo Text" and you will get a generator that will give you mashed up letters. (:

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20 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:19 am

OH GOD ZALGO!

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21 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:23 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hi there
You: have you had your daily dose of random already?
Stranger: not enough
You: ok
You: SCIENCE FOR THE SCIENCE GOD
You: Has that helped?
Stranger: not sure - where did it come from
You: from an friend of minec
You: 423568231-43875139486
Stranger: what is that
You: RANDOM!!!!
Stranger: ahhh!
You: willekeur
Stranger: so what else do u like
You: being a human being
You: you?
Stranger: yeah - life
You: no, screw life
Stranger: i enjoy a full life
You: good for you
You: so...
You: what do you not like?
Stranger: two faced people
You: what about three-faced people?
Stranger: even worse
You: can't imagine how it would look like, though
Stranger: well it is how they are
Stranger: i like tue people
Stranger: no hidden motive
You: damn
You: I can't help you with that
You: so bye

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22 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jun 24, 2010 7:48 am

Hollyღ

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You: Hey
Stranger: Hey baby. Tell me about yourself
You: Ok.
You: I'm just a small town girl.
You: Living in a lonely world.
You: I want to take the midnight train going anywhere...
You: I'm looking for a city boy, who was born and raised in Detroit.
You: Who will take the midnight train going anywhere with me.
You: My hobbies are singing in smoky rooms that smell of whine and cheap perfume
Your conversational partner has disconnected.


:[ What a heartbreaker.

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23 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:26 am

AWWWWWWW
well that was good anyway lol

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24 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Thu Jun 24, 2010 8:57 am

This one is a little risque, until my final message.

**

Stranger: Horny?
You: Could be...
Stranger: Male or female?
You: Male
Stranger: I'm female
You: Cool.
You: So whaddya wanna do?
Stranger: Sex talk me!
You: Alright then. Actually, why don't you go first?
Stranger: If I was there I would take your pants off and toss u off
You: If that happened I would get this look in my eye, look down at you, and say.... "HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE YOU HARLOT!?"

**

You: We're no strangers to love....
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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25 Re: Post your Omegle/IM/EMAIL chats. on Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:23 am

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!

You: hey

Stranger: hey how are you?

Stranger: kewl, yah same.

Stranger: Here is a pic of me http://i49.tinypic.com/jqni2o.jpg do you think i'm hot?

You: QUICK YOUR ROOMATE IS BEING WEIRD

Stranger: Crap, my roomate is being weird... if u want, go add me as a friend and send me a message here ( http://matchsingles.org/amanda414/ ) I got a few nudes up there and my cell

Your conversational partner has disconnected.


I'm bored of these bots

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