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376 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 2:57 pm

You get herps and derps.

I wish for something awesome.

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377 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:05 pm

You Rare! (now would you please get your knife off my throat?)


I wish for bread

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378 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 3:08 pm

JT_the_Ninja

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It's infected with leprosy.

I wish the word "honey" was henceforth to be spelled "hunny." []

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379 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:45 pm

Nobody can say it right!


I wish I had a sniper rifle!

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380 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 5:59 pm

You get a sniper rifle bullet.... in the face.

I wish it wasn't so desolate on theses forums at night

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381 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:24 pm

They all annoy the hack out of you.

I wish I had a fire form.



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382 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:31 pm

You get lit on fire.

I wish I was less awesome. ( I always hurt people with my awesomeness)

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383 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 6:33 pm

You kill yourself

I wish I had a ice form

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384 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 7:27 pm

You freze to death.

I wish that more people can come.

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385 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Nov 23, 2011 8:00 pm

( I'm sorry, but thats what she said.)

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386 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Thu Nov 24, 2011 2:28 am

darthgaara90210 wrote:( I'm sorry, but thats what she said.)

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387 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Thu Nov 24, 2011 3:50 am

They troll!

I wish for a destroyer form

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388 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:23 pm

It destroys you!

I wish for another hamburger that tasted good.

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389 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Wed Dec 14, 2011 4:50 pm

You get radiation sickness, grow a third leg and explode. You see, there was a truck driver who was transporting nuclear waste. This truck drivers name was Marven. Marven was going through a rather terrible divorce, and had been kicked out of the house. So, Marven decided to stay with his best friend Rare. However, Marven soon found out that you get very little sleep at Rare's house, due to the many many parties/ drinks/moans/orgasms/bullets in the face/explosions etc. So, on the day he had to deliver a shipment of paties, Rare had him dispose of some, "STUF" that she had laying around. But the night before, Marven had had just a few too many bullets to the face, and was very tired. When a giant mothman ran in front of his truck, Marven sped up, attempting to run over it. You see, Marven had a deep hatred of mothmen ever since he was a child, and walked in on his mother and one. So, he let his rage overcome his truck driving training, and floored it. When he hit a hotdog stand, he flipped. While in the air, Rare's barrel of "STUF" crashed into a box of patties, bursting and covering them in..... "STUF." When the truck landed, miraculously upright, the mothman was gone, and Marven made his delivery.

You ate a patty with "STUF" on it. Im sorry.


I wish camel.

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390 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Thu Dec 15, 2011 12:19 am

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Bactrian or dromedary? This conundrum causes the Kill-A-Wish genie to have an existential crisis.

I wish rhino.

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391 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Thu Dec 15, 2011 2:00 am

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You get Mitt Romney...

I wish for an alpaca who did not star in Abduction. []

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392 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:21 am

He stars in Twilight again!

I wish I had more money.

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393 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:46 am

Jonny

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Monopoly money, you mean?

I wish my room had a better view.

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394 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Sun Oct 07, 2012 6:53 am

It has a better veiw the face stareing at you through your window.

I wish dogs where somewhat smarter, then I might actually like them.

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395 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:08 am

Jonny

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You get Dug from Up, which is somewhat smarter. Squirrel!

I wish my ears weren't irritated.

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396 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:09 am

Now you have no more ears!

I wish you couldn't grant this wish

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397 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:10 am

Well, that just ripped an irrepairable hole in the universe.

I wish I could get more fiber into my diet.

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398 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Sun Oct 07, 2012 7:34 am

JT_the_Ninja

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You have a tree forced down your gullet.

I wish nobody ever had cancer. []

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399 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:34 am

Jonny

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They don't have cancer. Instead they have Scorpio, which is far nastier.

I wish I had some ice cream.

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400 Re: Kill a wish game Nr. ? on Sun Oct 07, 2012 9:49 am

It's BUTT FLAVORED
THE WORST

I wish I was the Scorpion, from Spiderman.

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