You all know how this works, so:

I wish for the skies to be cleared from volcanic ash tomorrow

They're filled with lava instead! Run Packie, run!

I wish for more old members to show up

They all came from a retirement home.




I wish for a half-decent cell phone that worked and didn't give me cancer.

Instead of giving you cancer, it gives you AIDS.(I love my job.)

I wish for a Absol that doesn't cause disasters.

It causes good fortune for everyone but you.

I wish for the old forum back. []

You get the new-old forum and everyone is super unhappy.

I wish for someone to do my job for me, but with me still getting paid

You become a government bureaucrat. That should be punishment enough.

I wish for a robot chicken that has nothing to do with Seth Green. []

Didn't you see the CAUTION: ATTACK CHICKEN signs!?

I wish for no more exams.

You are never examined by a doctor again, and die of a thousand undiagnosed conditions.

I wish for a friend. []

Say hello to my little friend.



I wish for a penny. Can't go wrong with a penny.

It's a secret agent penny AND IT EXPLODES IN YOUR FACE!

I wish i wished for a wish to squish fish wish with.

Your wish gets you turned into a Doctor Seuss book. People don't take your philosophies seriously anymore.

I wish I had some peanuts.

I appear and proceed to empty trucks of peanuts on you at inconvient times throughout the next 3.5667 years.

I wish for MOAR BEARS

They're all Care Bears, and they kill you with kindness.

I wish for a hoverboard. []

You get chopped up by the industrial-grade turbines. ( I love my job.)

I wish for more wish to ruin.