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76 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:51 pm

not scary, more ingenious.

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77 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:54 pm

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Somewhere in West Philadelphia , you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles , and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will think that cabs like these are rare, don't say anything about it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be somewhere between 7 and 8 o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say 'Yo homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.

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78 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:55 pm

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It's really up to Dewman, because it's his board, but I would think that images that are not immediately gruesome can be posted. Also, don't post gifs as images.

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79 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:57 pm

as stated in the rules i shall not post any giffs, only links to them.
this is the mother
the morbidly holy mother of X. her face haunts the childish nightmares of many /x/files. just look at her, first she stares at you with a smile in her eyes. then she leans in and widens her eyes. she reads you, she knows you. and for all your faults she loves you. she contains nothing but that love, though on the outside she is horrific in appearance. this is because she is what you hide, your ugliness. she keeps it locked away, so no one else sees it in your face. and yet we will reject the mother, and keep her away from us. but she is an understanding mother, she will not be angered... easily.
http://illiweb.com/fa/pbucket.gif

a story i saw on /x/ once lol.

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80 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 12:59 pm

Rare wrote:Somewhere in West Philadelphia , you will find an old basketball court with a single ball lying in the middle. Pick it up and start shooting hoops. After a while, a small group of hooligans will approach you and challenge you to a fight, which you must accept.

After the fight, you must go home and relay the events to your mother. She will then inform you that you have an aunt and uncle living in one of the districts of Los Angeles , and out of fear, she will send you to live there for an indefinite period of time.

With your bags packed, go to the street corner, and whistle for a cab. The cab that will pull up will bear the word FRESH on the license plate, and upon closer inspection, novelty fuzzy dice will hang in the mirror. Although you will think that cabs like these are rare, don't say anything about it. At this point you MUST point out in front of the car and say 'Yo homes to Bel Air'. You will stop in front of a mansion, and it will be somewhere between 7 and 8 o'clock, even though it will feel like you've been traveling mere seconds. Get your luggage out and say 'Yo homes, smell ya later!', but do NOT turn back to face the cabby. Walk up to the door, look over your shoulder once, and then knock on the door three times.

If you follow these instructions, your life will get flip-turned upside-down.

lol that's scarier than the skeleton popping out!

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81 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:00 pm

ok well lets try this




its kinda creepy, if you don't see it save it and flip it

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82 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:06 pm

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I don't wanna nag, but I think only scary Mindfucks would apply for this thread.

LOL Sam - I noticed it first look. I hope that's shooped.

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83 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:08 pm

a picture and a story in 1. you may have to save it and zoom in to see it.

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84 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:08 pm

Rare wrote:I don't wanna nag, but I think only scary Mindfucks would apply for this thread.

LOL Sam - I noticed it first look. I hope that's shooped.

what if it isnt *dun dun duuuun!*

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85 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:10 pm

There was this couple in Scotland who had just moved into an old castle. When they moved in, they decided to empty out the wine cellar and found this large barrel of brandy. They tried moving it and even got a few friends around to help, but they couldn't budge it. In the end, they decided to have a housewarming party and give glasses of brandy out to empty the barrel and make it easier to move. A few days after the party, they went into the cellar and tried to move the barrel again. It still wouldn't move. The husband went to get his saw in order to cut it into smaller pieces and in turns they cut off the top of the barrel. Inside was a dead body and they had drank the brandy that had preserved it.

Icky

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86 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:12 pm

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Damn it Taco and your Smiledog.jpg.

This is my favorite "When you see it":


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87 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:13 pm

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Samiam wrote:There was this couple in Scotland who had just moved into an old castle. When they moved in, they decided to empty out the wine cellar and found this large barrel of brandy. They tried moving it and even got a few friends around to help, but they couldn't budge it. In the end, they decided to have a housewarming party and give glasses of brandy out to empty the barrel and make it easier to move. A few days after the party, they went into the cellar and tried to move the barrel again. It still wouldn't move. The husband went to get his saw in order to cut it into smaller pieces and in turns they cut off the top of the barrel. Inside was a dead body and they had drank the brandy that had preserved it.

Icky

I think this is the first time I've gagged over a story.
Literally gagged on my chocolate bar.
Suddenly not hungry.

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88 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:14 pm

I don't see it Rare, therefore, bricks remain stuck in my large intestine.

Also:

Everytime you blink, something moves.

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89 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:17 pm

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Don't say another Goddamn word. Up until now, I've been polite. If you say anything else - word one - I will kill myself. And when my tainted spirit finds it's destination, I will topple the master of that dark place. From my black throne, I will lash together a machine of bone and blood, and fueled by my hatred for you this fear engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.

When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming - as though from a great distance. A smoking orb of nothing will grow above your bed, and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows. As I slip through the widening maw in my new form, you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated. Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face, my dark work will begin.

I will open one of my six mouths, and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.

--x

This would make a kickass book.

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90 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:18 pm

Rare not hungry for chocolate? NOT POSSIBLE

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91 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:23 pm

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Samiam wrote:Rare not hungry for chocolate? NOT POSSIBLE

This is the equivalent of dividing by zero.

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92 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:24 pm

easy, but scary.

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93 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:24 pm

The Large Hadron Collider did it!

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94 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:26 pm

...His leg is covered in mud?

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95 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:26 pm

Dewmann wrote:I don't see it Rare, therefore, bricks remain stuck in my large intestine.

Also:

Everytime you blink, something moves.

look at the crack between the metal stairs and the cement floor.
its creepy.

i'm usually good at these. if you cant find the thing your supposed to shat bricks at, just let me know! XD

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96 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:27 pm

Dewmann wrote:...His leg is covered in mud?
look at the pattern of splattered water.

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97 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:28 pm

a bit harder to see this 1. but when you do you'll shat some bricks!

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98 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:30 pm

EDIT: Actually, I found this one to be quite funny. I could just hear the comical muffled curses.

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99 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:35 pm

Dewmann wrote:That better not be a .gif. *Hides in corner with an axe.*
no, i posted a link to a giff. but i will not post the giffs themselves here. as stated in the rules.
look under the woman. no, not at her arse. look at what she is sitting on.

if i have to i will shoop large red circles around it!

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100 Re: Scarelovers ho! on Sun Jun 13, 2010 1:38 pm

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You were out of town for the weekend. When you came back to your apartment, your mailbox was stuffed full. At least 30 letters. Letters with no return address, several of them felt soggy and heavy, as though they were recently wet, or perhaps contained a liquid. All of the letters have your name and address written on them, and many of them had your name scratched all over them in red in. They don't smell nice, they smell like rotting meat and old garbage and you're reluctant to take them back to your room, but curiosity gets the better of you.

So you manage to cart them all back to your room, you dump them in your kitchenette sink because you don't want them smelling up the rest of the apartment. You grab one that doesn't seem damp and isn't covered with writing, and open it up. There's pictures inside. Pictures of people you don't know, with their eyes torn out, teeth missing, unhinged jaws hanging open, throats ripped out. You're horrified and yet you can't help but wonder what's in the rest of the letters. You open more, and more to discover increasingly gruesome photos of dead people. Piles of bodies with limps missing, splayed open corpses on operating tables with their vital organs removed, hanged bodies that have been gutted and bled dry. Some of the soggy letters had blood and other fluids in them. The more letters you open, the more you notice that not all of the people are strangers. Some of them were people you see at work, others people you went to high school with. By the time you get to the last few letters, the pictures are of the mutilated bodies of your close friends and family members.

Eventually you reach the last letter. You don't want to know what's in it, but it's not like you have a choice now. You peel the letter open, and it's a picture of yourself. Not dead, eyes intact, no limbs missing. It's a picture of you entering your apartment building earlier that day, shortly before you collected your disgusting letters. As you hear a door elsewhere in your apartment open, you black out.



Dewmann wrote:EDIT: Actually, I found this one to be quite funny. I could just hear the comical muffled curses.

This ^



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