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1 Rap Battle on Mon Jun 17, 2013 6:56 pm

SQUIGGLES

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The 7th Wonder of the World
I here do initiate
rhythmic hate

The name's Project S and I must confess,
I'm nothing less than the goddamn best.
"This kid's a nutter" you fucking mutter
no shit I'll set your heart a-flutter
melt you down like butter
oh and also
you're toast

My style and flow is the ultimate dope,
you'll be left roast, don't hold on hope,
coast-to-coast people named me Pope,
because i'm so bloody wack-
I'll leave your ego deader than Tupac.

My rhymes will leave you in stitches,
Completely shit on your britches,
Come at me, bitches.

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2 Re: Rap Battle on Mon Jun 17, 2013 7:33 pm

ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY
LIFE IS BUT A DREAM

SOMEGUY, OUT, MOTHERFUCKERS.

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3 Re: Rap Battle on Tue Jun 18, 2013 5:33 am

Me wrote:ROW ROW ROW YOUR BOAT
GENTLY DOWN THE STREAM
MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY
LIFE IS BUT A DREAM

SOMEGUY, OUT, MOTHERFUCKERS.
i can't top that crap

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4 Re: Rap Battle on Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:57 am

Hollyღ

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Dove in the Moonlight
Derrick will have the advantage to his because hes
Spoiler:
well versed in the theaterical arts.

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5 Re: Rap Battle on Tue Jun 18, 2013 6:58 am

Project S, please you ain't nothin' more
Than a kid who found a mic from on the floor
You  just gonna sit there and act superior
With a supafly adonis-like hunky exterior
Nevermindin' the true master in the house
Who's about to pull up your metaphorical blouse

Unh, Check check it

Yeah fool, step off, It's D-Munny's turn
Prepare some aloe vera for the ultimate burn
You messin' with the best, well I'd hate to be you
Because for the rippin' Imma give you, we'll need a lot of glue
I've seen some shit, and frankly when it comes to feces
You amount to less than what is excreted by most species

Yeah, I'm a Renaissance man, I can do it all
Ace of all trades, you better get on the ball
I'll admit, that subtraction can be pretty confusing
But that's only because I know that I'm never losing
And just because, I can, here's the word orange
Fun fact, Eminem can rhyme that shit with door hinge

Yeah, Midwest side y'all. I'm outie.

Drops Mic

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6 Re: Rap Battle on Tue Jun 18, 2013 8:52 am

I can breath fire
So taste my flamethrower
BITCH!

pulls out flamethrower

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7 Re: Rap Battle on Wed Jun 19, 2013 12:38 am

SQUIGGLES

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The 7th Wonder of the World
Oh, it's D-Munny, he might seem sweeter than honey,
but his brain's all runny, tongue's runnin' funny,
so, sonny, you think shit's funny?
"D-Munny"? Better change that to "Dunny".

You've got no pacin'; it feels like you're racin'
"raps most amazin'", that the trophy you're chasin'?
let me save you some time: it's always mine,
'cause i'm fuckin' divine, out of five i'm a nine;
have i gone over the line? you better not start cryin'

You've been checked, you've been wrecked, what's coming next?
I know your address, maybe non-consensual sex ♥

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8 Re: Rap Battle on Wed Jun 19, 2013 3:11 am

Oh so we gonna rhyme every line, that how it works?
say 'em that fast like how your girl twerks (for me, haha)?
That's cool I ain't ever been the one who shirks
nor one to ever lurk
Avoiding challenges like I do Megaton after conversing with Burk

Oh I work too fast for you? I'll slow it down
So you can keep up with me as I drag you around town
Give you the runaround, as you make a pathetic sound
"D-Munny cool it!" Hah, quit being a clown

I may not have been doing this for long
But already it sounds like the same old song
Hit every beat like from a bong, Nothing ever goes wrong
I'll wear you out like a Southeast Asian wears a sarong

Just face it, I'm the best, it comes naturally
You're divine? Well then I got no problem with blasphemy
Standin' up to it all, never taking a fall
Off the wall, never blinking like one of grandma's dolls

Oh so you coming over? Well maybe you aren't so hated
Because I can always appreciate getting fellated 

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9 Re: Rap Battle on Wed Jun 19, 2013 5:46 pm

D-Munny wrote:
"D-Munny cool it!" Hah, quit being a clown
horry sheeet
who do i kill!

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10 Re: Rap Battle on Thu Jun 20, 2013 1:17 am

TELL US

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