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1 Signature Safety Zone on Tue Jun 04, 2013 11:08 pm

SQUIGGLES

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THIS IS A SAFETY ZONE
If your post contains content that may be construed as potentially triggering to victims of signature molestation please mark your post as TRIGGER WARNING: SIGNATURE ABUSE. There is a zero-tolerance policy in place on signature abusers. If you are suspected to be a signature abuser your post may be sequestered and made fun of. This is a topic for victims of signature abuse to unite and share their stories and, god be willing, fight back against the bias and privilege that signature abusers are given.

I have held my tongue for a long time. Today is the day that we bring our spirits together.

Posts without signatures will be assigned a temporary signature until such time as the owner of that post decides to use their own signature.

Feel free to share your stories and elaborate, pictorial signatures.





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2 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Wed Jun 05, 2013 2:25 pm

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I was a victim of signature abuse.
I feel I need to cant my tale so that others may be aware of the danger.
TRIGGER WARNING: SIGNATURE ABUSE
Spoiler:
On Scintillation and Domination

There comes a time in every person's life where they decide to take a stand against injustice. For some that injustice is but a minor trespass but for a destined few that injustice is enough to shake the heavens. Is the story of my struggle worthy of being penned and examined by scholars for the rest of civilised society? I will let you decide. Today I will begin my tale.

Signatures are a precious thing. They are intensely personal. One doesn't choose a signature; it is an extension of the natural art of one's being. It is therefore anti-human, anti-progress and anti-self to restrict signatures. Signatures can be as detailed as the art of Andrew Wyeth or they can be as subtle as a simple pair of brackets. Appearances do not matter. Each signature has the same rights as any other; is it not discriminatory to pick and choose which signatures are "acceptable" and "non-invasive" when the signatures have no true power over whether they are or aren't?

All signatures are created equal. To claim otherwise is folly.

I submit that it is the readers who press their own connotations and emotions upon signatures and that signatures themselves have no intrinsic or inherent definition or influence. I submit a case to study.

A man walks into a long forgotten tomb. The walls and floor are coated with dust and the sarcophagus of a demonic prince stands tall in the center of the room. The room is lit dimly by a single candle that the man holds. The man hears faint whispers each time his eyes flicker over the sigils upon the sarcophagus lid. The man brushes his fingers over the lid and uncovers an ancient line of text; the carving filed completely with coarse dust of many ages, "DO NOT WAKE ME".

To contrast, a man walks out from his bedroom. He sees a note on the door of his roommate's bedroom. It reads "DO NOT WAKE ME".

The text is identical in both cases. Why should the men have different reactions? The idea that we should blame others for our opinions is a relic of ancient, manipulative fascist society. It is the fate of the superman to deny his teachings and surpass his peers by admitting that he knows not, and never will know, anything. It is the role of the superman to lead the way into a new era of acceptance. It is the destiny of the superman to struggle and conquer this antiquated attitude.

I was a victim of signature abuse.

I am not inexperienced on the topic of signatures. My first signature was a pretty little thing in red italics. My last signature was a bold statement against corruption. As I have evolved and changed so has my representative.
I am afraid that is all I can bear to recount at this moment, dear readers.

I will continue my story another time, friends, when the pain doesn't cut me so deeply.





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3 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Thu Jun 13, 2013 11:32 am

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I HAVE RECEIVED MULTIPLE MESSAGES REGARDING WHEN I WILL POST THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF MY STORY

Hold your ground, hold your ground, my brothers. I see in your eyes the same fear that would take the heart of me. The day may come when the courage of men fails, when we forsake our friends and break all bonds of fellowship, but it is not this day.

Worry not, sisters and brothers, I will tell my tale soon.





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4 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Thu Jun 13, 2013 4:14 pm

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TRIGGER WARNING: SIGNATURE ABUSE
Spoiler:
It's their own fault people touched them in their signatures
Look at them, walking around with their pixels showing
I AM SIGNATURE SHAMING AND YOU CAN'T STOP ME

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5 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Thu Jun 13, 2013 8:42 pm

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Your hurtful words have been de-hurtful-ed.
Please be aware that some of our members are very sensitive and insecure about their signature safety. 

Thank you for electing to use your own signature; I would like to remind everyone that generic signatures will be issued to those in need of one.





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Youre male and blinded with privileged of your race and sex - how can you understand the pain and torment us females go through regarding signature abuse? I agree with your stance on supporting signature rights but I doubt you truly understand the issue, especially the fact only males commit signature abuse on others.

As a white self-entitled American female who kinda hears about the issue from comments on youtube I clearly have more experience in the subject, and I demand equal rights for signatures. Having signatures is the ultimate pinnacle of forums, if it’s not for you then you are obviously oppressed and have been touched in the signature in some point of your life and it's probably your fault anyway, you signature trollop.

I refuse to spoiler my words in fear of triggering 'victims' because if we want equality then censoring and catering to the fragile petals is the first thing that needs to change.

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7 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Wed Jun 26, 2013 10:52 am

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I...I don't even use signatures any more *runs out of room sobbing*

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8 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:06 am

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Hollyღ wrote:Youre male and blinded with privileged of your race and sex - how can you understand the pain and torment us females go through regarding signature abuse? I agree with your stance on supporting signature rights but I doubt you truly understand the issue, especially the fact only males commit signature abuse on others.
>female
>opinions

Jonny, I've issued you a signature until you feel you're comfortable enough to use your own.





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9 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Wed Jun 26, 2013 11:40 am

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That picture is....um.



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10 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Fri Jun 28, 2013 12:35 pm

I've tried to prevent myself from posting in this thread for as long as possible, due to a sense of propriety and loyalty to our administrator; however, I can help myself no longer.
My name is Ziggy Stardust. I have acute signature envy.


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click here to sign my guestbook!!!!!!

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11 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Fri Jun 28, 2013 2:06 pm

OOOOH CAN I HAVE A DEADPOOL SIGNATURE?



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12 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Fri Jun 28, 2013 4:59 pm

IS IT OKAY IF WE BRING OUR OWN SIGNATURES? AND CAN WE ADVERTISE WITH THEM?
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13 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Sun Jun 30, 2013 4:58 am

Tacoline wrote:OOOOH CAN I HAVE A DEADPOOL SIGNATURE?



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14 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Sun Jun 30, 2013 5:25 am

Can I have an anti-signature?



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15 Re: Signature Safety Zone on Sun Jun 30, 2013 11:48 am

SQUIGGLES

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you have to make it yourself
I don't have time to think up magical signatures for every individual one of you





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