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976 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 8:41 pm

Zebras get all the ponies

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977 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:11 am

WOAH WOAH WOAH!

I did not want any images of Zebra engaging in carnal relations with ponies. I was just asking a simple question.

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978 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:19 am

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Dewmann, you're in the Adult Thread. What did you expect? Also, Zebra is here.

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979 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:27 am

Well fine then, let's change the subject.

Jonny, when you achieve orgasm, what exactly is it that shoots out of your cannons?

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980 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:29 am

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What happens when a zebra and a horse have sex? Is it just like standard horse sex except one of the horses is a zebra?

Can they have babies? Can their babies have babies or would they be sterile?

There are so many things I want to know.

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981 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 12:43 am

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I think the babies are normally sterile.

Also, to answer Dewmann's question: semen. Gallons of Blastoise semen.

I hope nobody is keylogging my computer.

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982 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:41 am

Well, I Googled the name for a Zebra/Horse offspring and got this. Dunno how accurate it is:

"They’re usually called a zorse, zebroid, or more romantically, golden zebra.

The names used for donkey/zebra offspring are zebrass and zo-donk; for pony/zebras, zony or zeony."

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983 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:44 am

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Zebroid sounds kind of cool.
I can see someone marketing "Zebroid Body Spray" to young adults successfully.

"Zeony Spring, smells of a golden zebra" as perfume would probably work too.

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984 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 1:46 am

Zo-Donk, however, sounds like a cheap sci-fi sound effect.

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985 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 2:04 am

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Oh, the dreaded Orc martial arts master, Zo'Donk, was rescued at birth by a mysterious hermit after his village was burned by vengeful humans. Raised with a strong sense of justice and taught to fight, he turned to vigilantism after seeing the hermit, who had raised him, killed trying to protect him from the same band of humans that destroyed his village.

He would probably dress in tan with purple highlights. Oh gosh, with fantastic flair off his wrists and ankles. I can see it now.

Or maybe Donkie Zo, the fourth generation Slavic gangster working with the underground in Jersey.

But a sound effect is fine too.

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986 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 5:59 am

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A zo-donk just sounds silly. It also paves he way for a badger and 2 donkey threesome spawning a badonkadonk.

I don't know where that came from.
I'm very tired right now.

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987 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:32 am

A Zebroid is actually just the generic name for any offspring between a Zebra and another Equine.

Also, they're incredibly freaky looking.

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988 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:35 am

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What do you mean? They're adorable.

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989 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:37 am

What?






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990 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 19, 2012 9:45 am

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D'AWWWWWWWWW.

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991 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:11 pm

Spoiler:

Just me, taking a nice, relaxing walk in the park.


(It was freezing that day!)

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