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951 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Apr 10, 2012 5:57 pm

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952 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 13, 2012 11:44 am

Ok, can someone please explain to me how the fuck I got from Bulbapedia to this?

Link is NSFW. Talks about Pokemon sex.

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953 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:01 pm

"I hope this information proves useful for your research purposes ( and a useful reference for artists! )."

Wut.

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954 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:15 pm

HollyŠÉ¶

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someguy3657 wrote:Ok, can someone please explain to me how the fuck I got from Bulbapedia to this?

Link is NSFW. Talks about Pokemon sex.

MEW is able to transform much like DITTO. However, DITTO must be in the presence of a POKeMON to fully replicace its DNA. If it tries to transform by memory, it will get certain details wrong. Since MEW contains the DNA of every POKeMON, it may transform into whatever it wishes. There are many legends and records revolving around a MEW using transform to become a mate to a POKeMON or human that it sense are pure of heart.

....Me Gusta.


Edit;

Having the largest shell of its evolutionary line, a BLASTOISE's penis is massive when fully erect. However, it seems to have no trouble with female humans or POKeMON due to its penis's smooth, wet skin. A BLASTOISE's cannons will erupt during orgasm. The amount of water it releases can flood a small town.


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955 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:18 pm

Damn, Jonny.

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956 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 13, 2012 12:46 pm

So that's why we periodically get flooded. It's just Jonny's orgasm water.
...not exactly comforting but...at least we know.

That list also explains why and how Rare can have that foe yay hanky panky with Charles despite the whole "arch enemies of different species" problem.

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957 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:49 pm

THERE IS NO FOE YAY BETWEEN US WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

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958 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:51 pm

Also, Rare probably had a first hand experience with every single pokemon on that list at least once

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959 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 13, 2012 2:53 pm

someguy3657 wrote:THERE IS NO FOE YAY BETWEEN US WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

Suuure, and everyone here knows that I'm completely sure about my sexuality.

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960 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 13, 2012 8:43 pm

Jonny

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Top Hat Zebra wrote:Damn, Jonny.

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961 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Apr 17, 2012 3:50 pm

"It's hard to get out of your hair."

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962 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:15 pm

Jonny

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The real question is who I'm having sex with.

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963 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Apr 17, 2012 10:32 pm

Dewmann.

Right?

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964 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:24 pm

Jonny

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Welp, that's a horrifying image.

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965 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Apr 17, 2012 11:33 pm

SQUIGGLES

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966 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:21 am

Do I really look like a guy who could handle all that orgasm water and point blank range?

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967 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 12:58 am

Jonny

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Would you like to find out?

Plus I'm not sure it's water, strictly speaking.

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968 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:32 am



Someone please remind me why I go on this thread.

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969 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:41 am

You WERE the one to find the website with all this....Pokemon sex information.
Don't play innocent with us, boyo.

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970 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:44 am

I stumbled upon it. Ain't my fault.

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971 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 3:46 am

I see...

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972 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 4:31 am

Jonny

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Well, I don't think we can get much weirder than Pokesex.

Actually, I tell a lie. We can get a hell of a lot weirder.

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973 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:08 am

someguy3657 wrote:I stumbled upon it. Ain't my fault.

Just like I stumbled upon all that horsesex.


Wait. Yeah, I did. That America video leads right to it...

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974 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:33 am

does zebra on horse sex count as interracial?

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975 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 18, 2012 10:37 am

Yeah.

That pony in Appaloosa was NOT happy with his daughters.

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