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26 Re: Adult Thread on Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:46 am

Precisely Rare, sex is a very intimate thing and likewise, for me to treat it any other way is impossible. No matter how I try, anything from a kiss to full sex has to mean something for me, it can't mean nothing.

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27 Re: Adult Thread on Sun Jun 20, 2010 7:18 am

Personally, I think sex should be after marriage. You know the person you are having it with loves you as much as you love him/her, and there's no chances of emotional breakdowns because the person you liked left you in early morning.

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28 Re: Adult Thread on Sun Jun 20, 2010 8:12 am

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someguy3657 wrote:Personally, I think sex should be after marriage. You know the person you are having it with loves you as much as you love him/her, and there's no chances of emotional breakdowns because the person you liked left you in early morning.

But that's assuming that every couple who has sex before marriage has a breakdown or will be ditch the next day. I think sex before marriage shouldn't be considered a "sin" or looked down upon - If two couples know each other for a long time and are positive they want to settle down and start a family in the future, they should be able to be as intimate with each other as they are both comfortable with. It's when two people jump into sex without being together for a respectable time/knowing much about each other that I find it wrong.

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29 Re: Adult Thread on Sun Jun 20, 2010 5:23 pm

You guys
Cocks

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30 Re: Adult Thread on Sun Jun 20, 2010 6:11 pm

A rooster, or a cock,[1] is a male chicken (Gallus gallus) with the female being called a hen. Immature male chickens of less than a year's age are called cockerels. The oldest term is "cock," from Old English coc. It is sometimes replaced by the term "cockerel" in the United Kingdom and Ireland.[2] In North America, Australia and New Zealand "rooster" (a relative neologism) is almost always used, occasionally cockerel.[3][4] "Cock" is in general use as the name for a male of other species of bird, for example "Cock sparrow." "Roosting" is the action of perching aloft to sleep at night, and is done by both sexes. In the United States, "rooster" is preferred due to sexual connotations with the word "cock". The rooster is polygamous, but cannot guard several nests of eggs at once. He guards the general area where his hens are nesting, and will attack other roosters who enter his territory. During the daytime, he often sits on a high perch, usually 4–5 feet off the ground to serve as a lookout for his flock. He will sound a distinctive alarm call if predators are nearby.

courtesy of wikipedia

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31 Re: Adult Thread on Sun Jun 20, 2010 9:16 pm

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32 Re: Adult Thread on Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:49 am

I got offered sex today by a pregnant girl, it was weird, I turned her down.


P.S, she's a bit fat, and that's not because of the pregnancy. Plus, I thought her boyfriend would probably mind... haha!

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33 Re: Adult Thread on Mon Jun 21, 2010 7:51 am

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Ziggy Stardust wrote:You guys
Cocks

EVERY SINGLE POLITICIAN

Teehee.

34 Re: Adult Thread on Mon Jun 21, 2010 9:18 am

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35 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 22, 2010 3:53 pm

props to sam for showing me this

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36 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 22, 2010 7:57 pm

Omeagle by any chance? Class, haha. I have some logs saved from that myself, though not as good as that one:

Stranger: Hi, want to cyber?
You: Good day!
You: I'll be fine, thanks.
You: Nice cup of tea instead?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Stranger: asl
You: Good morrow!
You: Oh you just have to be contrary, don't you [ed: asking ASL was against the rules at the time *shrug]
Stranger: fuck off
You: Type exactly what it says not too
You: Now that's not very nice!
You: What if your mother was to read that?
Stranger: ooooh a penny
You: I'm sure she's right there with you
Stranger: SAPSENerr
You: Not allowed on without her over your shoulder, amirite?
Stranger: ou est biblioteque pour mon frere et souear
You: A gauche, monssuier!
You: Et alle au droit!
Stranger: ou j'adore petits enfants, dans mon pantalon.. NES PAS!
You: Eh! C'est horrible!
You: Tu es despicablé, non?
Stranger: barry
You: Je ne t'aime pas!
You: Ourevoir!
Stranger: okay

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37 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 22, 2010 8:01 pm

Hollyღ

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I sent a mail to Gorgro asking if porn links were allowed as long as precautions were taken. If so, I'll edit my first post with porn link rules.

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38 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 22, 2010 10:46 pm

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I'd keep the porn links off the forum, you can always PM them if specifically asked for one, otherwise, there will (hopefully) be nothing on there you want to discuss that you can't explain with words.

I'm going to call what Samiam posted the other day about the limit if that's ok with everyone. Keep it clean, people.

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39 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Jun 23, 2010 12:14 am

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^ Glorious Leader Coderaptor has make announcemount and we shall enforce!

Also; BIG METAL COCKS




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40 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Jun 23, 2010 2:39 am

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STEAMPUNK CHICKEN MUCH!?

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41 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Jun 23, 2010 5:09 am

Jonny wrote:STEAMPUNK CHICKEN

Good name for a band!

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42 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:01 am

Tuomey

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Steampunk Chicken presents: Fried Human - The Revolutionary Album
Featuring such hits as "Colonel WHO?" and "McFaillet"

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43 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Jun 23, 2010 6:18 am

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And "Cog-a-doodle-doo!"

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44 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Jun 23, 2010 11:04 am

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you Steampunk Chicken's latest single, Cog-a-doodle-do!



... yeah I know.

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45 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Jun 24, 2010 12:45 am

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Masturbation Ritual would be a kickass band name. No, I don't have one, unless a certain website counts as part of a ritual.

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46 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Jun 24, 2010 1:02 am

I don't really have a ritual, but I do have some habits as to when I masturbate

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47 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:44 am

Hollyღ

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Packie wrote:I don't really have a ritual, but I do have some habits as to when I masturbate

What habits?



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48 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Jun 24, 2010 2:56 am

Ehm, Usually when showering and when I'm trying to go to sleep

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49 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:14 am

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Shower-masturbating always takes forever, for some reason. Also, never use soap or shampoo as a lubricant. It's meant to be really bad for you.

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50 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Jun 24, 2010 4:23 am

I think water has something to do with slowing stuff down. Or so I've heard.

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