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1 TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:11 pm

My dad's trying to drive me to a life of crime. Threatening to take away the internet unless I "Get off my ass and find a job" or "Stop being a lazy fuck and get into college." FYFI, THERE ARE NO JOBS. I CAN'T GET INTO COLLEGE BECAUSE I DIDN'T DO SHIT IN HIGH-SCHOOL. Yeah, I regret that, but IT'S TOO FUCKING LATE TO FIX IT NOW, ISN'T IT?! He thinks I like doing nothing with my life! I don't! It fucking sucks! I fucking hate it!

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2 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Apr 02, 2013 11:34 am

TTBM: So, today my highly religious parents found out that my older sister was secretly working in an adult massage parlor to try and repay her many debts.

Add that to the fact she had an abortion a few months back and you can understand how they're completely freaking out, especially my mom

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3 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:09 pm

Dang. I hope they don't freak too hard.

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4 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Apr 02, 2013 12:49 pm

Wow never thought I would hear anything like this anytime soon. Hope things turn out well.

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5 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Wed Apr 03, 2013 8:30 am

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6 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Wed Apr 03, 2013 9:23 am

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I think it's sort of sad that the monumentally awesome games they made in the 90s are being mentioned only in passing while everyone is going "oh noes, star wars" instead.

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7 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Wed Apr 03, 2013 12:49 pm

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8 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Wed Apr 03, 2013 1:19 pm

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9 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Apr 06, 2013 12:55 pm

TTBM: I just lost my old user on this computer. A stupid ransomware virus locked down that profile, and now I'm not sure how much files I can recover from it without bringing the virus to other profiles.

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10 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Apr 06, 2013 3:13 pm

Katls wrote:TTBM: I just lost my old user on this computer. A stupid ransomware virus locked down that profile, and now I'm not sure how much files I can recover from it without bringing the virus to other profiles.

Oh god that FUCKING virus again... It destroyed my computer 3 months ago. Hmmmmmmm I could help you via Tinychat so if you could log on tomorrow in the evening I'll help.

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11 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sun Apr 07, 2013 3:45 pm

Gorgro wrote:I think it's sort of sad that the monumentally awesome games they made in the 90s are being mentioned only in passing while everyone is going "oh noes, star wars" instead.

Its because they made them in the 90s. They're awesome, but the LucasArts that made them is ten years different from the one of today. Grim Fandango was awesome, but LucasArts had forgotten about it, so the death of LA is of no consequence to Grim Fandango. In fact, this could be a huge boon for Grim and Monkey Island and the like because now those IPs are all up in the air and they might fall to some developer who actually gives a shit about them.

It's a crying shame LucasArts got the ax, but let's mourn the developer of today, not the one of ten years ago.

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12 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:21 am

TTBM: So, Obama had to go in front of a crowd and apologize for a ''sexist'' remark he made.

Do you know what that remark was?

He called Kamala Harris, California's Attorney General and an old friend of him, beautiful.

No joke.

Now, keep in mind. He didn't say he wanted to sleep with her, or that she had a nice ass, nor was this comment supposed to be a hidden insult of sorts. He just complimented her in front of a crowd, and he had to apologize for it.

Some scream it's because he's the President, and he has to watch what he says. Some scream that this could be insulting to the other Attorney Generals.

Do you know what I scream? That this is fucking retarded. The only people who could ever get offended by this are overly jealous women, extreme feminists who take even a glance towards them as a rape intent, or people who are just looking for something to criticize Obama for.

Why are things like this such a fucking big issue nowadays? You can't even make a comment about how beautiful a woman is without being branded as a sexist?

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13 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:04 am

TTBM: Big hairy spider sitting in front of my couch, staring at me, knowing I'm too afraid to kill it.

EDIT: It disappeared now, this is even worse... everything i feel is a spider attack in my head.

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14 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:09 am

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15 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:24 am

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someguy3657 wrote:Here.
This makes me feel a little bit sad about killing spiders... Until I see another spider. Fuck spiders.

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16 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 10:50 am

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But seriously, fuck spiders.

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17 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:07 pm

Oh, hey, are we hating spiders in this thread?
I think I'm highly qualified in that area.
Y'know. Funnelwebs in my pool. Still alive, they can swim.
Funnelwebs in my garden, livin' in my veggies.
Funnelwebs in my spare boots, making their nests.
Y'know. Stuff like that's fairly normal. And that's just one of the many various spiders.
Interestingly, cats are Immune to Funnelweb venom. Or, at least, highly resistant.

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18 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 2:37 pm

Spiders are awesome.
What happened last night was I was makin' grilled cheeses for my family and left the kitchen to grab my brother for dinnertime. I come back and busy myself, and my brother walks in and says "That's not a real snake, is it?"
I turn around and my dad's 2.5 foot long corn snake is draped halfway down the cabinet next to the stove. I yelled, not gonna lie. I recognized him, of course, but the snake had been missing since December.

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19 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:11 pm

So wait, Gorgro and Rare don't like spiders?

Well...



That's interesting to know

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20 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:55 pm

Spiders are cool dude!

Friends!

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21 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:17 pm

I like my spiders the way I like my minorities.
Doing nice things for me, but only when I don't have to look at them.

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22 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:54 pm

See now. you all have docile spiders.
Spiders in 'Straya are all viscous psychopaths. There's no "Oh, uh, hey. Just...Just gonna chill. In, like, the corner. I, uh. Please...I have a family. Don't kill me. Oh...Oh gods, no. Please. Anything but death."
They tend to be more "Fuck you, fuck this, fuck that, fuck every- Is that a HUMAN?! On MY TURF!? I. WILL. KILL. THAT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUNT!" Followed by a battle charge.

Hey, I feel like posting some random, facts about just how awful Funnelwbes are. I cannot stress how awful they are and how much I hate them:
Their fangs are large and powerful, capable of penetrating fingernails and soft shoes.
They are attracted to water and hence are often found in swimming pools, into which they often fall while wandering. The spiders can survive such immersion for several hours and can deliver a bite when removed from the water.
During an attack the funnel-web spider generally maintains a tight grip on its victim and bites repeatedly, making it an especially traumatic experience for humans who are bitten and increasing the risk of severe envenomation.
In September 2012, it was reported that stocks of antivenom were running low, and members of the public were asked to catch the spiders so that they could be milked for their venom. One dose of antivenom requires around 70 milkings from a spider.


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23 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:17 pm

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You know a spider's Australian if it calls you cunt.

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24 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:35 pm

Ziggy the Parabolic wrote:Spiders are cool dude!

Friends!


D'aaaaawwwwww

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25 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Wed Apr 10, 2013 5:04 am

AwesomeDeoxys wrote:
Ziggy the Parabolic wrote:Spiders are cool dude!

Friends!


D'aaaaawwwwww
look at her little eyes! awwwwwww
(yeah i can tell the genders of spiders)

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