"It's coming to CBS this Wednesday..."
"The new, hit comedy..."
"Mein Lachen!!!"
"When a young, aspiring painter moves in to a new apartment, he's in for more than he bargained for. On top of his nosy neighbor Mr. Stienenstien, the apartment block bully Joseph, and the drunken dean of his art school, Professor Churchill, he also has to try to win away his girl, Eva, from her big-shot boyfriend, Frankie. Luckily, his old pal and ladies' man, "Joe Goe" is always there to be his wingman. But will he help Hitler to steal the girl, or will HE steal the girl for HIMSELF? Can young Adolf deal with all this drama? Will he ever get the girl, and his diploma? Find out this Wednesday on the series premeire of "Mein Lachen!" "
"Mein Lachen is the new CBS comedy about young Adolf Hitler and his whacky antics while trying to make it through art school, and life. Watch as he grows to understand the world, and himself, in a whole new light! And have plenty of laughs, along the way!"
"This.... Is what the world needs now."
- Burt Bacharach
"It's about time somebody made a Hitler Comedy. Wait.... Hitler... Comedy... HITCOM! Ehhehehe. Maybe I should write for your show... If the lady would let me, that is!"
-Bill Clinton.
"The stars aligned perfectly for this show. The Universe demands it!"
-Steven Hawking.
"Well, I think, that is, me, that TV really needed som-"
"Actually, if I could butt in here for a moment-"
"No, you may not. It's my turn!"
"Well, look, she said I could have five minutes, but I only used two, so I still have three-"
"That's not how it works, you make your quote and then it's over."
"That's the problem with this country. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID WITH LIBYA!"
-President Obama and Governor Romney.
"Well, ya know, man, that's like...... Man, that's like the government always says, man... Things happen for a reason. And when the grass says that the wind doesn't speak, man, you gotta... Ya gotta let it all go. You know what Im saying, dude?"
-Not entirely sure on this one, it just got printed in the quotes.
"Hi, yeah, Im just doin' another one of these, you know? I don't want to go home yet. Hillary yells at me."
- Bill Clinton.