Film Thread

That too.


Fuck zombies. They're the worst.

No, Draculas are the worst. Immortal beings with superhuman strength, speed and stealth, who have enough disregard for human life to kill them on a daily basis. Being immortal makes you really bitter, and gives you enough time to learn about human existence that you start despising the whole species, making you vindictive.
Fuck. That.

I don't know, Vampires are sort of like humans, except, like, 30% easier to kill. You can reason with a vampire, and if your father turned into a vampire, he probably wouldn't try to kill you.


With zombies, on the other hand.... There's nothing human there. What once was is no more.



On a side note, I think being immortal would be awesome. Actually, it's probably my biggest wish. I don't buy into that "You will always come to hate humanity" because I can look through history right now and see how much of a giant fucking dick almost all humans ever are. But there's a lot of good in the world, and there always will be, so I'd just focus on that.



Or seclude myself completely and invent megascience.

What happens when the sun eventually engulfs the Earth?

VAMPIRES GET BURNED UP

DEWMANN: 1
VAMPIRES: 0

DEWMANN FOR MONSTER HUNTER 2012

Immortality would suck. I mean, look what happened to Captain Jack Harkness. He turned into a

Spoiler:

giant head in a giant jar that dies in a hospital staffed by cat people.

I know. Though it wouldn't have been so bad if he had

Spoiler:

Died getting head in a giant jar at a hospital staffed by cat people.

You know that's how he'd have wanted it.

All hail the (sort of) immortal Jack Harkness. May his Bisexuality forever remind us that deep down, we actually enjoyed all the homoerotic Dr.Who fanfiction.

Wow, we're really frisky today.


AFTER DARK SEX PARTY?!?!?

Have you ever actually needed a reason and/or consent for those Zebra?
I thought they just sort of happened.
It's similar to the rules of the universe. It's just the way it is.
1) An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted on by an unbalanced force.
2) Acceleration is produced when a force acts on a mass.
3) For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
4) Zebra will have sex with you.

Well, yeah, but now people will actually WANT to have sex, rather than just accept it as a fact.

What I'm getting from this is that Zebra had sex with Newton.

KINKY

So Firefly is free to stream with Amazon Prime...why did I not watch this show earlier? []

OHMIGOSH
YOU POOR POOR BABY
GO WATCH. NOW. THEN WATCH IT AGAIN. LOOK AT MAL. NOW BACK TO ME. LOOK AT MAL AGAIN. HANDSOME AS FUCK.

My aunt lent me the Firefly box set, and I decided to watch it on our flight to Disney World. On the flight back, my stupid freaking idiot brother left it on the plane. We still have disc 3, because it was in my lappys disc drive.

Is disc three the special features?

For short series they space out the episodes as much as possible. Cowboy Bebop comes in like a six-disk set.

I went to see The Expendable 2 with a friend yesterday. All I can say is CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

Turret wrote:I went to see The Expendable 2 with a friend yesterday. All I can say is CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

"... And after days of agony and pain.... The snake died."


That movie was so fucking awesome.

"It's coming to CBS this Wednesday..."

"The new, hit comedy..."

"Mein Lachen!!!"


"When a young, aspiring painter moves in to a new apartment, he's in for more than he bargained for. On top of his nosy neighbor Mr. Stienenstien, the apartment block bully Joseph, and the drunken dean of his art school, Professor Churchill, he also has to try to win away his girl, Eva, from her big-shot boyfriend, Frankie. Luckily, his old pal and ladies' man, "Joe Goe" is always there to be his wingman. But will he help Hitler to steal the girl, or will HE steal the girl for HIMSELF? Can young Adolf deal with all this drama? Will he ever get the girl, and his diploma? Find out this Wednesday on the series premeire of "Mein Lachen!" "


"Mein Lachen is the new CBS comedy about young Adolf Hitler and his whacky antics while trying to make it through art school, and life. Watch as he grows to understand the world, and himself, in a whole new light! And have plenty of laughs, along the way!"


"This.... Is what the world needs now."

- Burt Bacharach


"It's about time somebody made a Hitler Comedy. Wait.... Hitler... Comedy... HITCOM! Ehhehehe. Maybe I should write for your show... If the lady would let me, that is!"

-Bill Clinton.

"The stars aligned perfectly for this show. The Universe demands it!"

-Steven Hawking.


"Well, I think, that is, me, that TV really needed som-"

"Actually, if I could butt in here for a moment-"

"No, you may not. It's my turn!"

"Well, look, she said I could have five minutes, but I only used two, so I still have three-"

"That's not how it works, you make your quote and then it's over."

"That's the problem with this country. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID WITH LIBYA!"

-President Obama and Governor Romney.


"Well, ya know, man, that's like...... Man, that's like the government always says, man... Things happen for a reason. And when the grass says that the wind doesn't speak, man, you gotta... Ya gotta let it all go. You know what Im saying, dude?"

-Not entirely sure on this one, it just got printed in the quotes.


"Hi, yeah, Im just doin' another one of these, you know? I don't want to go home yet. Hillary yells at me."

- Bill Clinton.

I have started watching Scrubs with the audio commentary and it has been draining all of the appeal from the show.

Bill Lawrence seems to have such an immature attitude. I think if he did not have such a big input on the show it would have done much better.

Guys.

Disney bought out Lucasfilms.

And they're planning on making Star Wars VII.

What do we do? What do we do?

...this is why I'm a Trekkie. []

We could....not watch it?