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101 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:01 pm

That too.


Fuck zombies. They're the worst.

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102 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:05 pm

No, Draculas are the worst. Immortal beings with superhuman strength, speed and stealth, who have enough disregard for human life to kill them on a daily basis. Being immortal makes you really bitter, and gives you enough time to learn about human existence that you start despising the whole species, making you vindictive.
Fuck. That.

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103 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:10 pm

I don't know, Vampires are sort of like humans, except, like, 30% easier to kill. You can reason with a vampire, and if your father turned into a vampire, he probably wouldn't try to kill you.


With zombies, on the other hand.... There's nothing human there. What once was is no more.



On a side note, I think being immortal would be awesome. Actually, it's probably my biggest wish. I don't buy into that "You will always come to hate humanity" because I can look through history right now and see how much of a giant fucking dick almost all humans ever are. But there's a lot of good in the world, and there always will be, so I'd just focus on that.



Or seclude myself completely and invent megascience.

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104 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:15 pm

What happens when the sun eventually engulfs the Earth?

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105 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 2:38 pm

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VAMPIRES GET BURNED UP

DEWMANN: 1
VAMPIRES: 0

DEWMANN FOR MONSTER HUNTER 2012

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106 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 3:52 pm

Immortality would suck. I mean, look what happened to Captain Jack Harkness. He turned into a
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giant head in a giant jar that dies in a hospital staffed by cat people.

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107 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:20 pm

I know. Though it wouldn't have been so bad if he had

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Died getting head in a giant jar at a hospital staffed by cat people.

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108 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:23 pm

You know that's how he'd have wanted it.

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109 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:32 pm

All hail the (sort of) immortal Jack Harkness. May his Bisexuality forever remind us that deep down, we actually enjoyed all the homoerotic Dr.Who fanfiction.

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110 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 5:42 pm

Wow, we're really frisky today.


AFTER DARK SEX PARTY?!?!?

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111 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 6:53 pm

Have you ever actually needed a reason and/or consent for those Zebra?
I thought they just sort of happened.
It's similar to the rules of the universe. It's just the way it is.
1) An object at rest will remain at rest unless acted on by an unbalanced force.
2) Acceleration is produced when a force acts on a mass.
3) For every action there is an equal and opposite re-action.
4) Zebra will have sex with you.

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112 Re: Film Thread on Thu Oct 18, 2012 8:05 pm

Well, yeah, but now people will actually WANT to have sex, rather than just accept it as a fact.

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113 Re: Film Thread on Fri Oct 19, 2012 10:14 am

What I'm getting from this is that Zebra had sex with Newton.

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114 Re: Film Thread on Fri Oct 19, 2012 2:00 pm

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So Firefly is free to stream with Amazon Prime...why did I not watch this show earlier? []

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115 Re: Film Thread on Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:19 pm

OHMIGOSH
YOU POOR POOR BABY
GO WATCH. NOW. THEN WATCH IT AGAIN. LOOK AT MAL. NOW BACK TO ME. LOOK AT MAL AGAIN. HANDSOME AS FUCK.

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116 Re: Film Thread on Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:28 pm

My aunt lent me the Firefly box set, and I decided to watch it on our flight to Disney World. On the flight back, my stupid freaking idiot brother left it on the plane. We still have disc 3, because it was in my lappys disc drive.

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117 Re: Film Thread on Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:45 pm

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Is disc three the special features?

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118 Re: Film Thread on Fri Oct 19, 2012 4:46 pm

For short series they space out the episodes as much as possible. Cowboy Bebop comes in like a six-disk set.

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119 Re: Film Thread on Sat Oct 20, 2012 3:24 am

I went to see The Expendable 2 with a friend yesterday. All I can say is CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!

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120 Re: Film Thread on Sat Oct 20, 2012 4:10 am

Turret wrote:I went to see The Expendable 2 with a friend yesterday. All I can say is CHUCK FUCKING NORRIS!


"... And after days of agony and pain.... The snake died."


That movie was so fucking awesome.

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121 Re: Film Thread on Wed Oct 24, 2012 12:45 am

"It's coming to CBS this Wednesday..."

"The new, hit comedy..."

"Mein Lachen!!!"


"When a young, aspiring painter moves in to a new apartment, he's in for more than he bargained for. On top of his nosy neighbor Mr. Stienenstien, the apartment block bully Joseph, and the drunken dean of his art school, Professor Churchill, he also has to try to win away his girl, Eva, from her big-shot boyfriend, Frankie. Luckily, his old pal and ladies' man, "Joe Goe" is always there to be his wingman. But will he help Hitler to steal the girl, or will HE steal the girl for HIMSELF? Can young Adolf deal with all this drama? Will he ever get the girl, and his diploma? Find out this Wednesday on the series premeire of "Mein Lachen!" "


"Mein Lachen is the new CBS comedy about young Adolf Hitler and his whacky antics while trying to make it through art school, and life. Watch as he grows to understand the world, and himself, in a whole new light! And have plenty of laughs, along the way!"


"This.... Is what the world needs now."

- Burt Bacharach


"It's about time somebody made a Hitler Comedy. Wait.... Hitler... Comedy... HITCOM! Ehhehehe. Maybe I should write for your show... If the lady would let me, that is!"

-Bill Clinton.

"The stars aligned perfectly for this show. The Universe demands it!"

-Steven Hawking.


"Well, I think, that is, me, that TV really needed som-"

"Actually, if I could butt in here for a moment-"

"No, you may not. It's my turn!"

"Well, look, she said I could have five minutes, but I only used two, so I still have three-"

"That's not how it works, you make your quote and then it's over."

"That's the problem with this country. THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DID WITH LIBYA!"

-President Obama and Governor Romney.


"Well, ya know, man, that's like...... Man, that's like the government always says, man... Things happen for a reason. And when the grass says that the wind doesn't speak, man, you gotta... Ya gotta let it all go. You know what Im saying, dude?"

-Not entirely sure on this one, it just got printed in the quotes.


"Hi, yeah, Im just doin' another one of these, you know? I don't want to go home yet. Hillary yells at me."

- Bill Clinton.

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122 Re: Film Thread on Sun Oct 28, 2012 11:32 am

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I have started watching Scrubs with the audio commentary and it has been draining all of the appeal from the show.

Bill Lawrence seems to have such an immature attitude. I think if he did not have such a big input on the show it would have done much better.

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123 Re: Film Thread on Tue Oct 30, 2012 9:46 am

Guys.

Disney bought out Lucasfilms.

And they're planning on making Star Wars VII.

What do we do? What do we do?

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124 Re: Film Thread on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:08 am

JT_the_Ninja

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125 Re: Film Thread on Tue Oct 30, 2012 10:20 am

Jonny

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We could....not watch it?

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