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901 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Fri Feb 15, 2013 12:35 pm

This is news? People at middle schools get jumped all the time.

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902 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Feb 16, 2013 3:42 am

THINGS THAT FUCKING MAKES ME MAD:

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903 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Feb 16, 2013 4:06 am

God hates no one

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904 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Feb 16, 2013 7:12 am

Oh it's THAT church again...

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905 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Feb 23, 2013 6:57 am

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I was looking for a picture of the Sly Cooper emblem to use in a comic I was drawing, and one of the suggested image searches was "Sly Cooper Hentai."

It was even worse when I was looking for a picture of Spyro the Dragon.

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906 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Feb 26, 2013 11:38 am

TTBM: After a long robot induced break from our D&D campaign, the build season is finally over. Now however, two party members are having a girly fight. Over Ponies. Hurray.

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907 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Feb 26, 2013 12:55 pm

Tuomey

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Punch them both in the solar plexus.

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908 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Feb 26, 2013 1:00 pm

JT_the_Ninja

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That solves everything. []

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909 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:10 am

Tuomey

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TTBM: Spots in places where they will not pop.
Spots in places where you can constantly feel them pressing against your skin.
Spots that I still have at twenty-one years old.
...
Spots.

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910 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Thu Feb 28, 2013 9:38 am

Spots meaning acne?

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911 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Mar 02, 2013 1:02 pm

Tuomey

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TTBM: THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD WEEKEND
TODAY WAS SUPPOSED TO BE A GOOD DAY
FUN THINGS WERE SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
THEY DID NOT
AUGH

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912 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Fri Mar 08, 2013 11:25 am

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TTBM: What have I been doing this friday night? Implementing graph and disjoint set algorithms in C++ because the language we're seeing them in at uni is atrocious.

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913 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:34 pm

TTBM: Accidently stabbed myself on the dick at work with a razor blade. Hurt like hell.

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914 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:41 pm

Ouch. I get the feeling that it felt like Literal hell, and not just Figurative hell.

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915 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Fri Mar 08, 2013 4:56 pm

Katyusha wrote:TTBM: Accidently stabbed myself on the dick at work with a razor blade. Hurt like hell.

Why do you need a razor blade near your dick in a medical lab, Stef? Actually, I don't think I wanna know.

In all seriousness, ouch.

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916 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Fri Mar 08, 2013 5:41 pm

JT_the_Ninja

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Well, one more girl on the forum...[]

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917 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Mar 09, 2013 12:19 am

TTBM: My brother and his friends have yet to learn the rules of civilisation like "Do not smoke inside" and "Especially do not smoke in Bowen's room".
I'm not quite certain why they were in my room at all.

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918 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Mar 12, 2013 7:45 am

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TTBM: There's a Game of Thrones beer now, which is made by a US-based brewery that specialises in Belgian beers and is owned by a Belgian beer company, yet I haven't been able to find a single way to actually buy their stuff here. I know I've mentioned that we never have any cool stuff around here, but this is just getting ridiculous.

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919 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Mar 12, 2013 12:40 pm

JT_the_Ninja

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At least you have waffles...[]

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920 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:07 pm

And chocolate.

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921 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Tue Mar 12, 2013 3:17 pm

TTBM: So, after hearing that there was this big clinical medicine test thing in Montreal where the final payout was 8000 dollars, I paid 15 dollars for a carpool to ride three hours to Montreal.

Once I arrived, I call up my aunt and ask her to come pick me up for the evening, since the medical exam to see if I qualify was the next day. So, she agrees to come pick me up, and I go outside and wait. And wait. And wait. Apparently, she came by, but she didn't notice me, and I didn't notice her. And since she had two infants and it was getting late, she had to drive back home to put them to bed. I waited a good three and a half hours, cold, tired and hungry, with very little money in my bank (my sister loaned out most of it, promised to give it back, still no response). Finally, I called my aunt back, she told me to take the bus because she really had to take care of her kids. So, I spend a bit of my money on some food, then on a bus fare. I ended up in my aunt's neighborhood, but then I got lost in the streets because I took a wrong street by accident. I ended up at her house at around 11:30 PM.

The next day, I wake up, and me and my aunt find out that the address and phone number of the clinic that I got from their website is wrong, so I make a bunch of phone calls really quick because my rendezvous is this morning. Finally, I get the right address and take the metro to get there.

Once there, I fill up a bunch of papers with my name and then head to the doctor's office, and I end up getting refused from the test because the medicine is a patch on the chest, and my chest is too manly (hairy) for them to accept me in their big clinic for the big tests that give out the money.

So, my hairy chest costs me about, in total, 8060 bucks or so, and time.

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922 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Wed Mar 13, 2013 7:26 am

JT_the_Ninja

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It is a burden, isn't it? I feel your pain. []

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923 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:15 pm

Tuomey

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...they couldn't just shave or wax it...?
That's what they do when you go to hospital and heart monitor/ECG things won't stick
It itches like a motherfucker
And they just take a really shitty blade with no water or anything to your chest
But it's not exactly rocket science

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924 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Wed Mar 13, 2013 1:23 pm

No, because the medicine was a patch, and they wanted to make sure that any red areas coming on my chest would be caused by the patch and not by shaving/waxing

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925 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:11 pm

They should have put that on the ad or somethin', not cool.

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