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851 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Aug 14, 2013 11:44 am

SQUIGGLES

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Oh Ziggy ask her to get you a Hitachi Magic Wand, don't let her cheap out on some shitty buzz rod

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852 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Aug 14, 2013 4:34 pm

Guys I don't want her to buy me a vibrator, I can buy my own vibrators, gawsh.
@Cube: I love that comic and I love Erika! She is so amusing to me.

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853 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:50 am

this thread.......this discussion.......I.....wat.......alright I'm going back to building rockets.


PS:










HA! YOU GUYS SAID VIBRATORS!

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854 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:04 am

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Hey Medic

Spoiler:
Butts

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855 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:11 am

Ziggles wrote:Guys I don't want her to buy me a vibrator, I can buy my own vibrators, gawsh.
But why not? It's a free vibrator. That way you can save your money to get something else.

Spoiler:
Unless you wanna get two vibrators, but that's just silly.
Spoiler:
...Or is it?

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856 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:19 am

Ziggles wrote:Guys I don't want her to buy me a vibrator, I can buy my own vibrators, gawsh.
So have you bought one for yourself?

And come on, free vibrator! You should totally cash in for that!

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857 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:58 am

Okay if you don't want her to buy one for you then have her ship me one.

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858 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 9:59 am

What would a guy do with a vi... Oh you put it there. Oh.

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859 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:21 pm

Nah I'm just going to tie it to my toothbrush. Electronic ones are too damn expensive.

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860 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:22 pm

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yes and then use the toothbrush to pleasure yourself

see, Cube has the right idea

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861 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:26 pm

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Tasha the Silly Panda wrote:What would a guy do with a vi... Oh you put it there. Oh.
Yeah, see, if you're playing video games and you don't have a chair, your neck can get really sore. So a vibrating something is really useful.

Why, what were you suggesting?

My mum came in to wish me goodnight, and said "oh, you've had a shave. I can smell it."

I hadn't shaved. I honestly have no idea what she thinks she smelled now.

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862 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:29 pm

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Also, I will just say I'm really glad we can talk about sex and its associated paraphernalia in such a mature, non-judgemental way. Gold stars for all!

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863 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:31 pm

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What type of shaver do you have? Some shaver guards smell a bit like antiperspirants and deodorants, maybe she smelled your antiperspirant and got it confused.

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864 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:48 pm

Jonny wrote:
Tasha the Silly Panda wrote:What would a guy do with a vi... Oh you put it there. Oh.
Yeah, see, if you're playing video games and you don't have a chair, your neck can get really sore. So a vibrating something is really useful.

Why, what were you suggesting?


See? totally legit!

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865 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 12:54 pm

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That is quite possibly the worst image you could use to illustrate your point.

Actually, now that I think about it, I did spray some deodorant!

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866 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:11 pm

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problem solved
sasha solves another mystery

chalk it up

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867 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:37 pm

Take a vibrator, turn it on, sneak up behind someone you don't like and stick it in their ear. Then run.

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868 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 1:43 pm

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Since S&M was mentioned in today's chat

What do people think of BDSM?

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869 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:11 pm

I think some light BDSM would be pretty hot, getting tied down and whatnot, but I don't think I could get into anything heavier than that.

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870 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 2:18 pm

SQUIGGLES wrote:Since S&M was mentioned in today's chat

What do people think of BDSM?
We're all being so open, here goes ~

I don't have a problem with it whatsoever if other people do it, there's nothing wrong with it if both parties enjoy it and it turns them on. As long as there's not any permanent physical (well, or emotional) damage.
It's just not for me though. On the other hand, I don't know to what degree you mean and all. In that video Stef posted in the FB group, they said that about 40% of couples tried light bondage? I can see that being a thing, yes. And a guy being dominant can be hot, but it could get very creepy very fast, I imagine.

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871 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 4:33 pm

BDSM is cool! I am very intrigued by the concept of a dom/sub relationship, and I can see where some people would find pain sexually exciting. I can't say that I have much in the past, but I have a high pain tolerance, so I will probably try it someday.

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872 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 5:19 pm

Hollyღ

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Jonny wrote:My mum came in to wish me goodnight, and said "oh, you've had a shave. I can smell it."

I hadn't shaved.
Was it cum? Did you smell like cum? You can admit it. I don't buy the classic "It's antiperspirant" excuse


SQUIGGLES wrote:Since S&M was mentioned in today's chat What do people think of BDSM?
Oh, oh damn
I've missed that topic of the evening
I've been waiting all my life for it and I missed it
Oh damn

Ziggles wrote:I can see where some people would find pain sexually exciting.
Yes

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873 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 7:27 pm

I could very easily get into the BDSM lifestyle, but chances are I never will. I am somewhat a switch hitter on the dom/sub stance. Okay, I know nothing about baseball so I hope that's the right term. I could do either. That's what I mean. I don't really feel like sharing right now, but catch me in the right mood or get me a little drunk and I may have a story or two about BDSM.

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874 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Aug 15, 2013 11:48 pm

I seriously find pain to a certain degree to be fun, but absolutely not exciting in a sexual way
so I don't think that BDSM would be something for me.

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875 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Aug 16, 2013 2:47 am

Jonny

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Hollyღ wrote:
Was it cum? Did you smell like cum? You can admit it. I don't buy the classic "It's antiperspirant" excuse
I love how blunt you are.

I had actually put on some deodorant very recently. That said, there's a reason I had private browsing turned on that night...

I don't think Mum suspected anything but even if she did...I tend to take the stance nowadays that sex certainly isn't something we should be ashamed about. With Google and the NSA's dystopian natures coming to the fore, I began to feel a little worried about how people might view my browsing history if it came out in the open. But then I thought: "Sod it. It's nobody's damn business how I spend my time, I haven't hurt anybody and if someone wants to use my web history as a stick to beat me with it says far more about them than it does me."

Whether that attitude will actually bear out remains to be seen xD

I can imagine a guy being sort of dominant and powerful to be extremely arousing for me, to be honest. But it has to be consensual and not go to ridiculous extremes, as Tasha said. BDSM? Yeah, I say go for it if you know how it's going down. I don't think I'd go for the full leather and whips experience but some light tying up...maybe.

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