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76 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Jun 14, 2012 11:01 pm

#leavescameraforDewmann #runsfaraway

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77 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:05 am

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I think I could do it in front of a camera. Like, professional porn, I mean. It would be a challenge, to start, like a master-level sudoku or having to eat white bread; but I think I would get used to it pretty quickly.

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78 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:10 am

You know that there is an overabundance of male porn actors, so that there is only a very slim chance of you to get that job, right? (except if you do gay porn, there is an demand for that)

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79 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 12:23 am

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Yeah, so I've heard. Apparently STDs are everywhere in the porn business, too. It's understandable, I guess; they have lots of unprotected sex with strangers and I don't think there's a better way to get infected.

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80 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 1:19 am

They probably mixed pleasure with business a little too much and/or a little too long

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81 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:47 pm

#doesntvisittheforumfortwodays #comesbacktomassiveuseofpoundkey #imokaywiththis.jpg

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82 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 3:53 pm

Hollyღ

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#Taiju #Likes #Pound #Key

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83 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Jun 15, 2012 4:03 pm

Is that a problem?

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84 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Jun 16, 2012 10:25 am

Jonny

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Enough pound key! Time for £ key.

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85 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Jun 16, 2012 11:03 am

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My keyboard doesn't have that key.

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86 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Jun 16, 2012 2:07 pm

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This is now a thread about Alyx Vance. Don't forget what thread this is!

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87 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Jun 16, 2012 3:14 pm

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Oh, I was really hoping Alyx Vance was a pornstar.
That was probably the only Google search to make me sad.

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88 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Jun 16, 2012 4:28 pm

She is a porn star if Rule 34 counts. Of course, if Rule 34 counts, then every character ever is a porn star.

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89 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:02 pm

Saw a mod the other day which removed her clothes. Not exactly a bad mod.

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90 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Jun 16, 2012 5:09 pm

Went looking for Fallout mods a while back. I found similar things. A "Nude Ray" mod was one of the fairly highly rated mods. It had over 20,000 downloads. I died a little inside.

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91 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:13 pm

Please tell me it only works on mutants and super mutants

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92 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Jun 16, 2012 6:15 pm

One can only hope.

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93 Re: Adult Thread on Sun Jun 17, 2012 2:24 pm

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Oh my gosh, I'm dyingggggggg
How does someone even come up with that? It's so brilliant
These are great

http://okcenemies.tumblr.com/

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94 Re: Adult Thread on Sun Jun 17, 2012 5:00 pm

I'd put a mother of god icon here but really my stomach has just fallen out so I'd say its unnecessary.

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95 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:18 pm

Am I the only one who occassionally goes onto urban dictionary in order to look up depraved sex acts?

My personal favorite is the Flaming Amazon, which involves setting a woman's pubes on fire and then extinguishing the flame with semen.

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96 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:33 pm

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Also known as the Charizard. You then slap your arms like wings and run around yelling "YOU DON'T HAVE ENOUGH BADGES TO TRAIN ME"

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97 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:44 pm

Here's some more. Spoilered for your own damn good.

Suicide bomber.
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Taking a shit on your partner's chest and then wiping it up with pages from the Qur'an.

Screwnicorn.
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When two raging lesbians get naked and strap dildos to their foreheads, they get down on all fours and crawl around trying to penetrate each other.

Churning butter.
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When a man ejaculates within a woman's cooch and proceeds to continue humping away even though she is filled with his population porridge. The rod/thrusting action is very similar to how the people (in the days of yore) churned butter.

Gonorrhea turnover
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when a woman is getting cunnilingus while sitting on the man's face, and then like the hook she spins around 180 degrees to face away from him without dismounting.

Nicaraguan crab sandwich (This is for all you flexible guys)

Spoiler:
When you stick your left foot in your partners mouth, your right foot in your partners ass, and fuck her all at the same time.

Pasadena mudslide
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This happens when you leave a windy shit between the breasts of a woman while you straddle her neck for a blowjob. (A close cousin to the Cleveland Steamer.)

Hot lunch
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the act of shitting in clingfilm stretched over someones open mouth then fucking the mouth and at the point of ejaculation bursting through the clingfilm giving the recipiant a mouthful of shit and spunk

Mustard dispenser (DO NOT OPEN THIS FUCKING SPOILER)
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The mustard dispenser is when you stick your Oscar Mayer under her salad bar then you punch her in the money pocket so hard that golden spicy brown drips out onto your meat.

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98 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:53 pm

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I invented a move a while ago; it's called "The Snow White"

You start off with consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position and right when she's close to cumming you stop and pin her down and shout out "oh shit, it's the Seven Dwarves" and then a bunch of your friends come in and beat the shit out of her.

Screwnicorn sounds hot.

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99 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:56 pm

Hollyღ

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semi★kolon wrote:I invented a move a while ago; it's called "The Snow White"

You start off with consensual heterosexual sex in the missionary position and right when she's close to cumming you stop and pin her down and shout out "oh shit, it's the Seven Dwarves" and then a bunch of your friends come in and beat the shit out of her.

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100 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 26, 2012 4:58 pm

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There's nothing better that makes a girl feel like a true Disney princess.
As far as finishing moves go, it's an acquired taste. The day I find a girl who lets me do that on the first date, I will marry her.

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