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26 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Apr 28, 2012 5:42 am

Jonny

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Well, THAT'S logical.

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27 Re: Adult Thread on Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:00 am

... I have heard of that as well, tough a slightly worse version if I remember correctly
(think other bodily excretions)

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28 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 09, 2012 10:32 pm

>Meets girl.

>Chats up girl

>Girl send him sexy pictures of herself

>Asks her who took them>

She replies, "MAH BOYFRIEND"

FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

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29 Re: Adult Thread on Thu May 10, 2012 11:16 am

Ziggy Stardust wrote:D:
We were watching Lion King and a dude in my class told me about the 'Simba'.
You have sex with a girl, pull out and come into your hand, and then you smear it on her forehead and say thoughtfully, "Simba."


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30 Re: Adult Thread on Tue May 15, 2012 6:54 am

Prepare for ear rape and general WTF 30 seconds in

NSFW



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31 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 5:05 am

Tehe, page 69.

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32 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 12:51 pm

AJ wrote:Tehe, page 69.


O my teehee!

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33 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 1:14 pm

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hurr hurr, 69, hurr hurr =D

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34 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 2:08 pm

*random 69 joke*

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35 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 3:40 pm

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36 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 3:50 pm

Hollyღ

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LOLOLOL 69 AMIRITE

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37 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 4:17 pm

SQUIGGLES

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Semicolon, joining in on the 69.
Red leader, standing by.

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38 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 5:15 pm

69 is quite nice but i get my kicks on page 66

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39 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 5:33 pm

Hollyღ

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Samiam wrote:69 is quite nice but i get my kicks on page 66

[On page 66]

Dewmann wrote:Jonny, when you achieve orgasm, what exactly is it that shoots out of your cannons?

Is it this quote that you get your kicks from? I bet it is. It's totally this quote.

Spoiler:
Don't worry I got the reference

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40 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 5:39 pm

Isn't 66ing having sex with someone who looks exactly liek you?
Michael Swaim called it that, as well as other names, like mirrorbation, the clone bone, and dopplegangbang.

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41 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 5:52 pm

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I thought a 66 was anal sex.

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42 Re: Adult Thread on Wed May 16, 2012 6:32 pm

http://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/numerical_sex_positions.png

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43 Re: Adult Thread on Mon Jun 11, 2012 1:19 pm

My childhood feel awkward

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44 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 12, 2012 8:28 am

Jonny

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The red tube one is eerie.

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45 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 12, 2012 9:10 am

Hollyღ

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46 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 12, 2012 10:54 am

Rare ♥ wrote:


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47 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 12, 2012 4:56 pm

SQUIGGLES

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That reminds me of that book where the porn star is driving around in his car, drunk, and then he crashes and the car catches on fire and his body burns up and he's covered in scars and he loses his penis and then he tries to kill himself after watching some of his old porn films but some stuff happens and in the end he falls in love with a gross lady who makes sculptures or something.

Good book; wish I could remember what it was called.

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48 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:06 pm

Guys, don't make me remember "A Serbian Film." The last thing I need to picture in my mind is a baby getting snuggled kittens with.

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49 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Jun 12, 2012 5:13 pm

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I think I watched that once with friends but a lot of other stuff was happening at the same time so I don't think I saw that scene.

I remember reading something like that in a comic somewhere, though. Convent of Hell, I think. It was in a nunnery and then the devil Beelzebub came out of nowhere a portal to the realm of the Old Gods and all the nuns turned into whores and God sends down a cherub and then the queen nun like, does something awful sucks its "life-force" after taking away its innocence by giving it a blowjob.

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Found a copy on my harddrive, edited to correct.

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50 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Jun 13, 2012 8:09 am

So, my mom has apparently heard that some people are trying to lower the consenting age from 18 to 12.

Someone please tell me that's full of shit. Please.

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