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1 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:17 pm

SQUIGGLES

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What's up with the quality in that picture?

It's fine in the middle and then it just blurs into shit around that.
What am I even looking at here?
The Loch Ness Monster?

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2 Re: Adult Thread on Tue Apr 24, 2012 11:23 pm

I don't want to show you my face!

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3 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:28 am

ZEBRA STOP LOOKING AT THOSE GIRLS IN THE PARK. AND FOR GOD'S SAKE, PUT PANTS ON

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4 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 25, 2012 8:39 am

So, I'm just going to park my truck up right here on the curb. Free ice cream for the best use of Ice Cream during sexual activity. GO!


Edit: Or, if you haven't done so. Most creative way to do so in the future!

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5 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:42 pm

SQUIGGLES

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I guess you could, like, rub it into your clothes?

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6 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:43 pm

Stick it in your bum?

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7 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 25, 2012 1:50 pm

Hollyღ

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Eat it with your loved one whilst watching a romantic movie by candlelight?

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8 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 25, 2012 4:44 pm

The Mr. Freeze: Fully immerse your penis in ice cream, let your partner free it.

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9 Re: Adult Thread on Wed Apr 25, 2012 11:39 pm

Hollyღ

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Sarcasmic wrote:The Mr. Freeze: Fully immerse your penis in ice cream, let your partner free it.

Not only is that really gross, it would be painful for the man and the decrease in size due to cold would be a turn off for the woman.

You could probably put some ice cream on the nipples of either partner, but that wouldn't meet the 'creative' requirement...

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10 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:18 am

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Maybe if you put the ice cream in the microwave for a few minutes so it isn't so cold and then you put it on the erogenous zones.

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11 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:25 am

Yeah, but the melting would present a problem. Melted icecream doesn't really work in any situation.

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12 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 12:27 am

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Oh

Maybe if you put the ice cream in, like, a sack or a bag first so it doesn't melt everywhere.

YES

YOU PUT THE ICE CREAM
IN THE NUT SACK
AND THEN THE NUT SACK IN THE MICROWAVE

SEMICOLON = GENIUS

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13 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:48 am

Hollyღ

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Oh God No! Now you're just being silly.
What about instead of traditional ice cream, we use the "space age" ones that only melt when it contacts saliva?

Only issue is it's colder then regular ice cream. Hmmpth.

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14 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:32 am

Do the Mr Freeze, but with chocolate.

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15 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 4:50 am

Jonny

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Yeah, I'm beginning to think ice cream is not really a sexy food after all.

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16 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 5:08 am

So, I was on youtube, watching some random vids. It somehow lead to TF2 videos. I watched some awesome gameplay, some small tip videos, and it lead up to some animation. I started to watch some of the animation of a guy called MaxOfS2D. His videos are quite amazing.

And then, these came up.

Spoiler:





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17 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:07 am

Jonny wrote:Yeah, I'm beginning to think ice cream is not really a sexy food after all.

Alright, I've got it!

How about, you take two bowls, and put the ice cream in the two bowls.

And then you and your partner eat the ice cream out of the bowls.

And then later on, you have awesome sex.


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18 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:18 am

Jonny

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*lightbulb appears over head*

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19 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:47 am

Hershey kisses are a pretty sexy food.



On an unrelated, much more NSFW note, guess what time it is?

Spoiler:

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20 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 9:53 am

Jonny

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What

the

HECK

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21 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:06 am

Im going to be perfectly honest with you here.


I have watched that about thirty times now.

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22 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 10:14 am

Gorgro

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Dewmann wrote:guess what time it is?
I thought it was Chico time.


I could not have been more wrong.

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23 Re: Adult Thread on Thu Apr 26, 2012 3:20 pm

R-R-R-R-REMIX.

Spoiler:

And the original, which contains about 20% more WTF than the other two combined.

Spoiler:

This is why you always have to remember to be ready for anything your friend wants to show you that comes from the internet.

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24 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:05 am

All this ice cream thing remind me of this

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25 Re: Adult Thread on Fri Apr 27, 2012 3:42 pm

D:
We were watching Lion King and a dude in my class told me about the 'Simba'.
You have sex with a girl, pull out and come into your hand, and then you smear it on her forehead and say thoughtfully, "Simba."

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