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951 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Nov 06, 2011 8:36 am

@AM: It went... wherever I... did go!

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952 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:31 am

Stewie: We have a sexless marriage! We never had sex!

Olivia: Do you even know what sex is?!

Stewie: That's not the point...........It is cake right?

Me: I hope so...

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953 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:26 am

Kagami: There've been a bunch of kidnapping cases recently. Guys forcing girls to address them as "Master" and such.

Konata: Isn't that less an issue of morals and more an issue of playing too many dating sims and adult games? It's a commonly used scenario.

Kagami: Aren't you talking about yourself?...er, wait a tick. Why are you so well-versed in the adult game scenarios, Miss High School second year?

Konata: l=3

Tsukasa: o.o

-Lucky Star

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954 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Nov 08, 2011 6:45 am

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Kagami: "Is she worried about me... because of the new virus going around? I figured she only ever had games and anime on her mind. I'm a little touched."

Konata: "I just wanted to see your homework from the other day. And I got to see your face while you were sleeping."

Kagami: "Get out."

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955 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:22 pm

Dr. AwesomeMedic wrote:
Tacoline wrote:
Gorgro wrote:Where exactly do robotic tacos work? Robo-Taco Bell? "I'm afraid I can't let yo quiero Taco Bell, Dave."

this one is a fish-mongress, i sell fish


Fish....I think I know where you work................




i wish XD

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956 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Nov 08, 2011 12:36 pm

"Bullshit, those World War II-era fighter pilots are a bunch of pussies. This job calls for a motherfucking scientist."
Cracked.

Also, this sentence is spoilered in order to prevent leg crossing in an attempt to protect nether regions.

Spoiler:
Hunter made incisions on his own penis and inserted a bunch of infected pus from one of his gonorrhea-stricken patients, and that's the worst sentence we've ever published on this website.

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957 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Nov 08, 2011 1:43 pm

Dewmann wrote:"Bullshit, those World War II-era fighter pilots are a bunch of pussies. This job calls for a motherfucking scientist."
Cracked.

Also, this sentence is spoilered in order to prevent leg crossing in an attempt to protect nether regions.

Spoiler:
Hunter made incisions on his own penis and inserted a bunch of infected pus from one of his gonorrhea-stricken patients, and that's the worst sentence we've ever published on this website.

Hitler was... no word on Earth can discribe how much I loath him.

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958 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Nov 08, 2011 2:42 pm

no word, but a sentence I can probably think of one.

He was the biggest mother-f***in' B**** you can think of, and you wish you could have killed him and if he was, you wish you were the one who did it.

I am also saying my personal opinion of him.

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959 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Nov 08, 2011 3:38 pm

Spoilered for length.

Spoiler:
[16:29:33 08/11/11] @ Rare : Le gasp

[16:29:49 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : .....wrong time wrong place.....

[16:30:05 08/11/11] @ Rare : -pulls out icepicks- VERY wrong time

[16:30:14 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : *run*

[16:30:29 08/11/11] @ Rare : There is no hiding here. We are in my lair.

[16:30:57 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Seriously? *look at the flag* Ooooooohh

[16:31:07 08/11/11] @ Rare : Eeeeyup. Wanna just hand yourself over now?

[16:31:17 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : So I had to turn right and not left

[16:31:35 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : How about........later.

[16:31:56 08/11/11] @ Rare : You are extending the inevitable

[16:32:13 08/11/11] @ Rare : I might be a pink cat that is currently transformed into a pink pony, but I'm still dangerous

[16:32:25 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : I just have to go through the sewer

[16:32:42 08/11/11] @ Rare : The sewer? There is no way to get to the sewer from here.

[16:32:44 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : I'm in my pony disguise....

[16:33:02 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Oh yeah?

[16:33:19 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : *smash the wall with his hand*

[16:33:36 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Well.....that was pretty stupid

[16:33:38 08/11/11] @ Rare : The sewer is fifty miles from here. You are surrounded by thick concrete.

[16:33:49 08/11/11] @ Rare : I don't think punching walls will help you

[16:33:59 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Yup, I feel it in my hand

[16:34:06 08/11/11] @ Rare : I saw your horn, can you cast magic with that damaged, mangy thing?

[16:34:32 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : yes but its only a random cast

[16:34:41 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : to a random person...

[16:35:01 08/11/11] @ Rare : I see.

[16:35:10 08/11/11] @ Rare : So you are really of no threat?

[16:35:19 08/11/11] * Rare lifts Dr. AwesomeMedic in the air with magic

[16:35:40 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Hum.....may I go down?

[16:35:59 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : I can transform things into cake sometime

[16:37:17 08/11/11] * Rare contemplates Dr. AwesomeMedic's offer

[16:37:19 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : I want to feel the ground!!!

[16:37:24 08/11/11] @ Rare : But you work for Charles.

[16:37:37 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Maybe....

[16:37:56 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : I'm only his medic

[16:38:28 08/11/11] @ Rare : Promise to turn to the dark side, and leave Charles. I will let you live then, and only then.

[16:38:50 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : I serve only the Awesome!!!

[16:39:08 08/11/11] @ Rare : Are you implying I am not awesome?

[16:39:42 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : shit...errr....no...I mean...The Virus by Awesome.....

[16:39:55 08/11/11] * Rare glares at Dr. AwesomeMedic

[16:40:01 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : *bad pokerface*

[16:40:32 08/11/11] * Rare twists Dr. AwesomeMedic's leg

[16:40:49 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : well.....AAAAAH

[16:41:30 08/11/11] * Rare glares at Dr. AwesomeMedic.

[16:41:32 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Good thing I always have my morphine!

[16:41:37 08/11/11] @ Rare : What is your final answer?

[16:41:41 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : *inject himself*

[16:41:45 08/11/11] * Rare blocks the effects of all pain relievers

[16:41:52 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Giraffe?

[16:41:59 08/11/11] @ Rare : Wrong!~

[16:42:05 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : damn

[16:42:09 08/11/11] * Rare snaps off Dr. AwesomeMedic's horn

[16:42:23 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Aaaawww not again!

[16:42:46 08/11/11] * Rare twists Dr. AwesomeMedic's hind leg

[16:43:03 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Why is this happening to me!!! oh yeah...

[16:43:07 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : AAAHHH

[16:43:27 08/11/11] @ Rare : Join me, medic, or your life ends here

[16:43:30 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : Hey guys, what's going on in he-

[16:43:42 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : *b cks away slowly*

[16:43:50 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Hi gorgro. How is your day!

[16:43:52 08/11/11] @ Rare : *Pauses and stares at Gorgro* Oh, hey, we were um...playing....house.

[16:44:03 08/11/11] * Rare drops Dr. AwesomeMedic

[16:44:12 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : ouch

[16:44:35 08/11/11] @ Rare : This isn't over, medic!

[16:44:40 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : good, as long as you're not smoking in here

[16:45:00 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : don't worry

[16:45:14 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : I just need to replace my legs

[16:45:51 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : I think we have some of Taco's spare parts around here somewhere

[16:46:23 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : orly?

[16:46:59 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : We haven't had a clown invasion in some time, so it's not likely she'll be needing replacement limbs any time soon

[16:47:28 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Yeah, where are they?

[16:48:13 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : I always have a screwdriver on me.

[16:48:48 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : Probably in some closet, just don't open the one labeled "Jonny's birthday party supplies"

[16:48:52 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Ooooh there they are

[16:49:25 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : well I've always wanted to know what's in there.

[16:49:45 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : Well you can't.

[16:49:59 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : Trust me, it's for your own good

[16:50:22 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : And in any case, we're not supposed to talk about it, I've already said too much

[16:50:24 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : ok

[16:50:32 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : ...

[16:51:05 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : Time to work on my legs!

[16:51:58 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : just be careful around Rare with those, or she might think you killed Taco

[16:52:37 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : AH! Impossible!

[16:52:54 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : *crawl behing a desk*

[16:54:18 08/11/11] * Gorgro is testing if this works

[16:54:25 08/11/11] @ Gorgro : Woo! I remembered

[16:55:07 08/11/11] Dr. AwesomeMedic : great

[16:55:28 08/11/11] * Gorgro flips a table in his excitement (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

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960 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:43 am

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Katls Nalcrato wrote:
Dewmann wrote:"Bullshit, those World War II-era fighter pilots are a bunch of pussies. This job calls for a motherfucking scientist."
Cracked.

Also, this sentence is spoilered in order to prevent leg crossing in an attempt to protect nether regions.

Spoiler:
Hunter made incisions on his own penis and inserted a bunch of infected pus from one of his gonorrhea-stricken patients, and that's the worst sentence we've ever published on this website.

Hitler was... no word on Earth can discribe how much I loath him.
How did you get Hitler out of that post?

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961 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 6:34 am

no idea...

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962 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:14 am

Hollyღ

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I'm slightly confused.

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963 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 7:53 am

Hitler~Hunter.

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964 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 2:24 pm

Oops, misread.
*shinks into a corner*

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965 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 3:32 pm

"I don't do coke, I just love the way it smell."

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966 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 4:55 pm

and I guess it goes up your nose during the process

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967 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:48 pm

Coke tends to calm AM down.

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968 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:52 pm

Hollyღ

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Sometimes it's the only way he will sit still long enough for a bath.

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969 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Nov 09, 2011 5:56 pm

wow... I hope I am thinking of the wrong coke.

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970 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Nov 10, 2011 1:16 am

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971 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:11 pm

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972 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:15 pm

Here's a winter prediction for you: it will be cold, it will be grey, and it will last for the rest of your life.

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973 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Nov 10, 2011 2:47 pm

Welcome in Quebec city!

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974 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:14 pm

Stupid fourm won't let me post vid.
Some dude in the comments wrote:RUN! ADMIN!!!

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975 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Nov 10, 2011 5:19 pm

Ziggy Stardust wrote:Here's a winter prediction for you: it will be cold, it will be grey, and it will last for the rest of your life.
FML
u live in texas, no fair!
we were so close to getting snow TODAY.
i like the snow when its 2 ft deep and covers everything and makes it pretty. but before that the cold kills everything and makes the world look dead like the capital wasteland.

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