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901 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Tue Sep 18, 2012 5:52 pm

Why should we care about those buggers?

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902 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Tue Sep 18, 2012 10:15 pm

Bowen wrote:Since it's you Zebra, I'm going to have to ask:
Are you going to sex Applejack or the gun?
Or both?

I was actually refering to Semi.


I was also being sarcastic, because.... Well, who would sex that?

Also, everytime I read the word "Buggers" I pronounce it "Boogers" so it sort of seems like you just called childeren "Snots."


Still works.

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903 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:30 am

SQUIGGLES

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The 7th Wonder of the World


DUAL WIELDING
BITCHES

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904 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Wed Sep 19, 2012 4:43 am

SALVADOR-LUNA?

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905 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:13 am

Dem eyes

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906 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Wed Sep 19, 2012 9:59 am

I expected nothing less.
Funny series.

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907 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Wed Sep 19, 2012 3:46 pm

I finally got an awesome story idea! That isn't clop!

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908 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Wed Sep 19, 2012 11:44 pm

Jonny

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What madness is this!?

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909 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:14 am

Jonny wrote:What madness is this!?

IM GLAD YOU ASKED JONNY, MY MOST SPECIALIST AND BESTEST FRIEND, APPARENTLY, AND ALSO THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT MY IDEAS. APPARENTLY.

Spoiler:
The rest of you can fuck off. Jerks.

I decided I would do a fan fiction that takes place in a hospital. It will be a comedy/drama.

That is all I will say of it, for now.

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910 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 12:37 am

Jonny

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*links arms with Zebra

Oh yes, me and Zebra, we're like that! *shows crossed fingers

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911 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:03 am

SHIPPING?

ON MY FORUM?!

I don't mind. And your story sounds interesting, Zebra. I might give it a read when you're done.

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912 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:07 am

SQUIGGLES

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DID SOMEONE SAY "SHIPPING"?
BECAUSE I THINK I HEARD SOMEONE SAY "SHIPPING".


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913 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:08 am

Jonny

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Prince of the Squirtle Squad


Sorry, tunnel colon.

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914 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 1:10 am

SQUIGGLES

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The 7th Wonder of the World
Achievement Unlocked!
Dream Crusher 2000G

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915 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 2:57 am

Jonny wrote:*links arms with Zebra

Oh yes, me and Zebra, we're like that! *shows crossed fingers

Jonny, I don't think you're supposed to show me the crossed fingers...

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916 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:48 am

Jonny wrote:

Sorry, tunnel colon.

that is EXACTLY what i thought he was talking about
i dont know why a colon parasite would be confused

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917 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 11:43 am

A heads up, just in case any of you stumble onto this game



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918 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Thu Sep 20, 2012 3:57 pm

SQUIGGLES

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I am laughing so hard right now
That's brilliant, Someguy

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919 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Fri Sep 21, 2012 9:55 am

Hollyღ

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Dove in the Moonlight

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920 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:01 pm

Hollyღ

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Dove in the Moonlight

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921 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:05 pm

MUST.........NOT.......OH GOD...........THE.......TEARS......

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922 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:33 pm

Hollyღ

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Here, cheer yourself up!

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923 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Fri Sep 21, 2012 1:56 pm

Cat.exe wrote:

Im going to assume this is something sad, but, I just woke up, so I had to stare at that screen for, like, two minutes before I realized Twilight wasn't just mounting Luna for some reason.

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924 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Fri Sep 21, 2012 5:55 pm

Cat.exe wrote:
Watch this again with rainymood.com in the background.
I can't discribe the amazing-ness of the combo.

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925 Re: Made By Request - MLP FIM Thread on Fri Sep 21, 2012 7:13 pm

A lecture on the cultural, economical, and historical relations between Zebrica and Equestria:
Zebrica is separated from Equestria by the "Ocean of Souls." The Zebras consider this ocean to be sacred. One of their myths state that, were a zebra to hold his breath and swim to the bottom of the ocean, he would be able to pass through a portal, and into the Spirit Plains.

We, of course, know this to be false.

However, it is still a tradition to give each Prince an "Ocean Burial."

The first ponies that zebras ever encountered were explorers. The first meetings were.... Well....


When Equestrian explorers first landed on Zebrican shores, they were met with disbelief. They had landed on Plains zebra territory, and they were thought to be Ancestor Spirits, because they came from the Ocean of Souls. As far as Zebrica was aware, there was nothing beyond the Ocean, and no zebra had ever seen anything like a pony before. However, the ponies were not met with welcome hooves. They were denied access into the tribes' camps, for fear that they would steal away the foals, and were only allowed to meet with the local Shamans. After days of this, the Equestrian ponies, starved for supplies, attacked one of the camps. With their advanced weaponry, they were able to drive the zebras away, and steal their supplies.

The ponies left, and were not seen again for years.

When the ponies returned to Equestria (I'm sure you ponies know this, but I'll cover it anyway) they told stories of the strange lands they had seen. Most of all, however, they showed the things they had stolen. Among the supplies was chocolate, Ivory, beads, strange birds, and many many special, sacred stones. There was also a great variety of powders and potions, some deadly, others medicinal.

With these discoveries, Celestia gave permission for an attempt at colonization, for, at this point, as far as ponies were concerned, zebras were simple, and incapable of forming a proper defence.

When next the Equestrians arrived on Zebrican shores, the zebras there remembered them. They immediately sent word to their High Chief, who organized his Chiefs' Warparties, and marched to meet them. He sent word to the Prince, as well.

The Equestrians were able to off-load all of their supplies, and set up a perimeter, in the time it took for the High Chief to assemble his forces.

After nearly five days, however, the High Chief finally met the ponies. There was a battle. The Equestrians were surprised at the numbers and organization of the zebras, and felt doubts. They were able to drive them off without too many casualties, but they began to wonder if they hadn't underestimated these zebras. The leader of the expedition, Lord Sunmeire, as well as the explorers who had initially discovered Zebrica, assured them that it was probably just a fluke, and they couldn't possibly do it again.


For nearly two weeks, the Equestrian's set up their small military town, having to deal with constant raids and assassinations. Both of the ponies who had discovered the land were killed, as well as dozens of others.

Finally, on the last day of the second week, the Prince's Own arrived. Before the Equestrian's managed to train them, the Prince's army was organized as a professional military force, similar to the City Militias. They were armed with pikes, and crossbows, and besieged the small town.

Lord Sunmeire was completely taken by surprise. Here were ponies with steel weapons and chain mail armor, and vastly outnumbering the beleaguered ponies. He promptly surrendered. High Chief Nallii, the general chosen to lead the Prince's army, took most of the ponies prisoner, and spoke with Lord Sunmeire. They did not speak the same language, so it was difficult at first, but the zebras soon learned to speak basic Equestrian.

Two days after Sunmeire's surrender, High Chief Nallii and thirty of his best guards accompanied the disgraced Lord back to Equestria. When they arrived, it very nearly led to the deaths of the High Chief and his guard, but Princess Celestia managed to step in before things turned violent.

In his personal journal, the High Chief described his first encounter of Celestia (Rough Translation): " She appeared as a Spirit, incredibly powerful and magnificent. I could sense the Ancestors in her. I was simultaneously terrified, and amazed...."

After conversing with the zebra, Princess Celestia realized her mistake, and apologized, as well as sending a diplomat back to Zebrica. From this point on, anytime an Equestrian discovered a new land, Princess Celestia was much more careful.


You all know what happened next, of course. Over the next 200 years, Embassies were established in both countries, and, despite a dangerous and violent first meeting, relations have been very friendly ever since. The Zebrican army was trained by Equestrian advisers, and is now one of the most powerful armed forces in the world. Zebrican Medicine men taught Equestrian doctors and herbalists many lessons in medicine and herbalism . There are rumors that Equestrian Special Forces are trained by Zebrican medicine men as well, in the creation of deadly poisons.

Ancestor worship has spread to Equestria as well, with nearly 5% of the population admitting to practicing it. In Zebrica, most zebras have accepted that the Princesses of Equestria are goddesses, or perhaps extremely powerful spirits. They sometimes pray to them, despite the Princesses denying this.

Many richer zebras style their homes in the Equestrian fashion. Equestrian fashion wear is often very popular in the higher classes, although only in the cities. Tribes zebras continue to wear their traditional garb.

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The main exports of Zebrica are:
Chocolate.

Rare stones (Generally for use in jewelry and clothing.)

Medicine, various potions and powders, salves and creams, for a vast variety of services.

Ivory. (Both raw, and carved into jewelry, or weapons.)

Slaves. (Not to Equestria, of course, and it's a hotly debated issue. Celestia has condemned this multiple times, and it is the largest source of friction between Equestrian-Zebrican relations.)

Gold, from the vast gold mines of the Azzah mountains.

A variety of exotic fabrics, such as silk.

A variety of exotic plants and animals, including seeds for farms.
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The main Imports (From Equestria) are:

Fabrics (Such as cotton, linen, or wool) , metals (Like copper or silver) and various luxury goods.

Apples (They are not native to Zebrica.)

Gunpowder, and weapons. Cannons, etc.

Various plants, and animals, such as cows and chickens.

Glassware and the art of glass making.

As well as many other things. (This is not a definitive list, simply a short example.)
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Next topic in my lecture: The Zebrican military, famous wars, and the Inquisition. Possibly geography as well.

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