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126 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:34 am

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Jonny, you have to read number one in this list.

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127 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 8:47 am

"Thomas the Tank Engine and Friends, a story about sentient trains learning about responsibility, friendship and all that noise, might possibly be the most sickeningly wholesome children's show in existence. With that in mind, it'd take some pretty massive balls to accuse said show of, say, promoting totalitarianism, fascism and racism.

Shauna Wilton, a professor of political sciences at the University of Alberta, has just such balls."
Haha sick!

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128 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:08 am

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RT: Ziggz is 3 posts away from 1000....[]

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129 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:13 am

Grab what you can. I'm comin' for ya.

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130 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:15 am

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131 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 11:25 am

http://www.cracked.com/blog/the-7-most-elaborate-dick-moves-in-online-gaming-history/
lol just hilarious

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132 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:03 pm

RT: Obama looked out the window into the crowd.. This was going to certainly be a significant speech, as it seemed like all of D.C. had come to listen. May held up signs, some supportive of him, others not so much, but they all reflected just how big a part they felt he played in the lives of Americans all over the nation.

One particularly dissident sign made his heart start pounding, and Barack had to take several deep breaths just to bring himself down from his boiling point. He was almost through with his term, and had thankfully gone through it all without having a moment in front of a crowd, but as the 2012 election grew closer, he found that it was becoming harder and harder to control himself. Failing now would not only ruin his chances of ever being elected to any public office again, but it would also leave him irreedemable in American history.

Obama began to worry even more when he thought about having to contain himself for another four years, should he win a second term. There would be entirely new stresses to deal with, new late nights, new early mornings, new paperwork, new critics, and worst of all, new public appearances. What was chained inside of him, what had been kept under control for so long would have another four years to try and break free. And if it did, his name, his parents' name, his wife's name, and his children's name would forever be tainted.

He considered just dropping out of the election and being done with the first term, but he decided against that. The press had an easy enough time calling him weak, so he didn't need to give them one last thing to mock him with. He could find a way to manage.
He hoped.

Obama looked up when he heard the White House's press secretary give the cue that it was just about time. He stepped out onto the balcony alongside Joe Biden and John Boehner, and the crowd roared with applause. Maybe this wouldn't be as difficult as he had previously that it would be.

But, as the noise died down and he took in a deep breath, Barack noticed a group in audible distance of him, chanting slogans that spoke out against him. "NOBAMA, 2012! HE'S WHAT'S BAD FOR OUR COUNTRY!"

Feeling his blood begin to boil, Obama internally begged for either the group to be quited, or that he might find the strength to ignore them. No such luck, as he kept hearing them chant, and head began pounding with intense seething rage. He could no longer hold it in. The beast was breaking its chains.

Obama's outward demeanor, so far relatively unchanged, all of a sudden began reflecting his emotional state, as he shot a death glare at the group. This glare appeared to be very evident, as the group stopped chanting and froze when they saw it. He began to shake, unnoticably at first, but within seconds, it could be seen even from the crowd. A murmur began to break out from the people, and those standing with Obama, Joe, John, other officials, and the Secret Service, looked at each other with concern. They, like the crowd, had no idea what was happening, but were too confused to do anything.

"What's bad?" Obama hissed into the microphone, immediatley hushing the crowd.
"WHAT'S BAD!?"

The beast had taken over.

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133 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:44 pm

someguy3657 wrote:RT: Sorry, Jonny, but today, Cracked pretty much accuses Thomas the Tank Engine of, and I quote: ''promoting totalitarianism, fascism and racism''

Number 1


Sir Topham Hatt?


I KNOW NOTHING OF THIS, I SWEAR!

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134 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 12:59 pm

Man, I can't wait for the 16th. I have all kinds of celbratory videos lined up. Might even make my first youtube playlist for the ocation.

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135 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:10 pm

Why?

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136 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 1:12 pm

Look on the calnder.

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137 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:05 pm

What calender???

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138 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:13 pm

Look at the calender!

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139 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 2:15 pm

Huh. I didnt even know we had a calender!

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140 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:32 pm

*calendar
That's right. Grammar nazin' this bitch up.

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141 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 5:52 pm

"Nazing"


Also, I'm pretty sure that's a sentence fragment.



(Dont f*ck with ME!)

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142 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 6:45 pm

SQUIGGLES

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I am pretty sure "Nazing" isn't a word.
The transitive verb of "Nazi" is "Nazify"; if put in context, the sentence should be "Grammar Nazifying this bitch up."

Zig's is indeed a sentence fragment, as the subject is implied, not stated, and should, instead, now be "I am Grammar Nazifying this bitch up."

"Up" seems to be meaningless; it could also be taken out.

"I am Grammar Nazifying this bitch."
That is probably the most correctest
-although I'm 90% sure that Grammar-Nazifying should be hyphenated.

OH ALSO
"(Dont f*ck with ME!)"

*Don't

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143 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:05 pm

Semi.... Do you, by any chance, know what you are doing?

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144 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:08 pm

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im GRAMMAR NAZIN' THIS BITCH UP thats' what i i;m doing..........

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145 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:09 pm

Can we all just get along?

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146 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:13 pm

Semicolon wrote:im GRAMMAR NAZIN' THIS BITCH UP thats' what i i;m doing..........

No. You, are F*CKING WITH ME




@Katls: We are getting along.

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147 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:49 pm

At least no-one typing in 1337.
I can't even type in it as a joke without vomiting a little bit.

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148 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 7:49 pm

I know a little leet. I've used it to do the 1337 equivlent of cussing out a computer at the Dicemaster once.

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149 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Fri Feb 10, 2012 9:19 pm

The only thing I liked about 1337 speak is when I discovered you can type 58008 in a calculator and flip it over......

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150 Re: Random Thoughts v6.0 on Sat Feb 11, 2012 12:44 am

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*little old lady from Airplane speaks up* Excuse me, miss, I speak 1337.


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