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76 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Jan 03, 2012 1:13 am

so many quote in this game.

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77 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Jan 03, 2012 6:16 am

"I wasn't born in no barn, alright? Well, actually I was..."
"You hear the vault is real? Well what the hell they gone an' put in that thing? Gold? Hot checks? ...Monkeys?"
"That Firestone Catch-A-Ride is more busted than my momma's girl parts! I'd appreciate you takin' a poke at it... the machine, not my mom."
I love Scooter.

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78 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Jan 03, 2012 4:49 pm

"Go find your girl friend and bet her that she can't touch her belly button with both of her elbows. Watch her try.

You're welcome."

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79 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Jan 03, 2012 5:22 pm

I read that on 9Gag yesterday. Hur, boobs.
I was playing Assassin's Creed II with my father and brother, delivering a letter to a lady with a treasure behind her on her balcony.
Her: "Oh, grazi!"
Me: "No problem, lady. Just let me get into your box here hur hur, and we're off."
Hilarity resulted.

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80 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:45 pm

"Silent enim leges inter arma."

-Cicero

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81 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:46 pm

haha, Cicero....he was a crazy guy.

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82 Re: Favourite Quotes on Tue Jan 10, 2012 3:58 pm

I posted that quote on Facebook, and my grandmother immedietly goes, " STAR WARS! I love Star Wars!"


Sigh...

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83 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Jan 12, 2012 8:18 am

Gorgro

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"Pshh, I liked myself before it was cool." - Me, during a conversation that involved hipsters at some point.

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84 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Jan 12, 2012 9:31 am

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Top Hat Zebra wrote:I posted that quote on Facebook, and my grandmother immedietly goes, " STAR WARS! I love Star Wars!"


Sigh...

Curiously enough, a variation of that (Latin has more flexible word order) was the title of an episode of Star Trek: DS9...[]

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85 Re: Favourite Quotes on Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:32 pm

My friend showed me this funny French blog made by a guy called Hugo. In one of his videos, he talks about how the black race seems a lot more awesome than the white race. (he's white, calm down)

Hugo: And here's another thing: when you see this...

Black guy: I'm proud to be black!

Hugo: ...you start thinking "cultural mix", "great future", "Obama". And when you see this...

White guy: I'm proud to be white!

Hugo: ...now you're thinking "this guy is an asshole who votes for Le Pen", "racist", "I'm going to kill your mother", "I hate you".

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86 Re: Favourite Quotes on Fri Jan 13, 2012 4:47 pm

Me in living room: Hey, Dad.
Dad in sitting room, playing vidja games: What?
Me: Does it ever make you giggle that Funk is still a legitimate genre of music?
Dad: ...Hee hee hee!

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87 Re: Favourite Quotes on Fri Jan 13, 2012 8:11 pm

"LIKE A FAUST!"

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88 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Jan 14, 2012 2:14 am

Tuomey

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King Under The Bridge
Me: "marriage"

Friend: "aaaagh fuck" *almost has a heart attack*

(lol women)

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89 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:33 am

My APUSH teacher is describing China's communism to some students.

"They've basically got the lemon-zest version of Communism."

I pipe up.

"You mean the Lenin-zest version."

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90 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Jan 14, 2012 11:55 am

Gorgro

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Well you know what they say, when life gives you Lenins, incite a proletarian revolution.

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91 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:18 pm

"They will kill her... before she has a chance to die."
-Celibi in the RPG
You know, I can come with some really good paradoxs sometimes.

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92 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Jan 14, 2012 12:22 pm

Schrodinger's cat walks into a bar, and also doesn't.

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93 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:33 am

I am so gonna use it each time I will be about to kill someone in a video game.

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94 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Jan 15, 2012 1:01 pm

Yeah, thats pretty cool. Im gonna stick with, " DIE BITCHES!!!!!" THough.

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95 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:25 pm

HollyŠÉ¶

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dm: where are you going to park?
me: "ON THE ROOF"
rare: i rolled a natural 20 to park on the roof!
dm: i'm not going to allow that because of physics."

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96 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:33 pm

Haven't your dm ever heard of a ramp?

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97 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Jan 15, 2012 2:48 pm

or a car with a jetpack?

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98 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Jan 15, 2012 3:18 pm


Behold I am the fourth Futon of the Apocalypse, I ride a pale jug of sour milk and Hell follows with me

lol wut

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99 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Jan 15, 2012 5:15 pm

I still love reading the strips about futons. Good times.

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100 Re: Favourite Quotes on Wed Jan 18, 2012 4:08 am

Jonny

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