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601 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Feb 23, 2013 11:07 am

"And it came to pass that the LORD did a sick-ass back flip, and the panties did fly with the wings of a dove."
Cracked.

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602 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Feb 24, 2013 3:50 am

Jonny

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"Shall man be given marvels only when he is beyond wonder?"

-From Hell

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603 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Feb 24, 2013 6:26 am

Alan Moore is my idol. Seriously, that guy's fricking awesome.

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604 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Feb 28, 2013 8:02 am

Jonny

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"What's the matter? Haven't you seen a turtle in a raincoat before?"

-Ninja Turtles

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605 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Mar 03, 2013 9:36 am

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"Hey, Master Splinter! Wanna watch Bad-Tempered Vegetable Zombies from Mars?"

"No thank you, Michaelangelo: I have already read the book."

-Ninja Turtles

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606 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:09 am

"Bono was peforming in Scotland, and there came a moment when he asked the crowd to be silent. He started clapping his hands once after every few seconds, and then said 'Every time I clap my hands, a child in Africa dies.'

A voice with a thick accent rang out from the crowd "Well then stop clapping yer hands together, ya psychopathic cunt!'"

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607 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Mar 16, 2013 9:18 am


We're not goin' back there.
I always feel bad for Ireland and the Irish in general. The Scottish are altogether more upbeat.

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608 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Mar 16, 2013 5:04 pm

Skip to around 1:10 to get right to the manliest part.

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609 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Mar 21, 2013 12:46 pm

"Don't you just hate one direction fans? I mean, I want to cool off my entire room, but I can't because my fan only blows one way!"

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610 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:22 pm

"I'll pull you out of that one-bunk Hilton and cast you down with the sodomites. You'll think you've been fucked by a train."
Warden Norton.

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611 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Mar 21, 2013 2:53 pm

" Boss: EAT MY DICK!

Me: NO!

Boss: OK!"

At work today. Yes we were yelling

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612 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Mar 23, 2013 1:00 am

"What if the earth orbit the sun?

What if your wife orbit my dick?"

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613 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Mar 23, 2013 3:57 am

Not even joking, once put that in a presentation in front of a class.

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614 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Mar 24, 2013 6:23 am

Jonny

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"I didn't know you were a thespian."

"There's no need to call me names!"

-The Adventures of Parsley

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615 Re: Favourite Quotes on Mon Mar 25, 2013 5:11 pm

Jonny wrote:"I didn't know you were a thespian."

"There's no need to call me names!"

-The Adventures of Parsley

"I think they's thespians."
"Thespians? That's illegal in seven states!"
-Rango

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616 Re: Favourite Quotes on Thu Mar 28, 2013 8:55 am

Gorgro

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"So we had this machine sitting there producing heat all day, with the pleasant side-effect that it also did calculations." - One of my professors, describing the university's old CDC 6000 that made them one of the most advanced facilities back in the day.

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617 Re: Favourite Quotes on Fri Mar 29, 2013 6:10 pm

"Astroglide is how Ann gave herself a hysterectomy. The moment her reproductive system spotted a lubricated hole, it squeezed itself through and scuttled into the night. Villagers jabbed it with torches for hours before it stopped screaming."
Seanbaby

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618 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Mar 31, 2013 4:14 am

"If you are what you eat, is eating autocannibalism?"

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619 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:11 am

Jonny

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"You totally emotion-lorded those seahorse dreams!"

-Bravest Warriors

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620 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Apr 06, 2013 6:25 am

"You'd be surprised at the malleability of the human urethra."

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621 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Apr 06, 2013 7:35 am

Hollyღ

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“ It's not the same without seahorse dreams. ”

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622 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sat Apr 06, 2013 9:08 am

JT_the_Ninja

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For the interested, I actually bought that image so I could use it. []

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623 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:12 am

Hollyღ

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Dove in the Moonlight
Rerailing this thread~

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624 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:45 am

What happened to all those posts?

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625 Re: Favourite Quotes on Sun Apr 07, 2013 4:53 am

Hollyღ

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I quarantined them, they became something more suited for Adult Thread (No foe yay)

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