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1 Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:42 am

JT_the_Ninja

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Proposed rules thread.

#1: Ye shalt post an self-introduction in yon Welcome thread but shortly after thou hast joined our fellowship, that we might know something about ye.

#2: Forbidden are flamewars.
Corollary: In like manner is forbidden the practice of baiting. Should ye be on to say things of incendiary nature, just for that thou mightst provoke an angry reaction, thou shalt be banned yea very swiftly.

#3: Accursed be the futons.
Corollary: There shalt be no trolling.

#4: Make ye not ANY entrapment and kidnapping of members, unless ye be an licensed ninja.

#5: Thou must place yon mark 'pon any NSFW links, even if 'tis to thee obvious its nature.
Corollary: Porn links are NOT allowed to be posted on the boards in any way, shape or form, even if behind spoiler tags. Porn links are however allowed to be exchanged via private mail.

#6: Multiple accounts be a crime against nature and so ye shalt have none unless special permission be granted by a mod or admin.
Corollary: One account only. Ask if you need another one.

#7: There shalt not be Zalgo text where yon is not needed.
Corollary: The 'Zalgo' text, or anything in general, should be limited in its use.

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Moderator reserves the right to transform swears into whatever word amuses them at the time



Last edited by Rare on Fri Feb 25, 2011 5:30 pm; edited 12 times in total (Reason for editing : old-ified, rule 7 added)

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2 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:57 am

Hollyღ

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#3: No futons.

*Looks around suspiciously*

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3 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 9:58 am

JT_the_Ninja

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Feel free to suggest rules which I can then add to the list in the first post. []

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4 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:01 am

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No trolling!

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5 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:01 am

JT_the_Ninja

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Doesn't that fall under "No futons"? []

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6 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:08 am

Is meatswinging allowed? *shifty eyes*


Oh, and trenchcoats?

And vans?

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7 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:10 am

Hollyღ

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And candy in those vans? Please say yes.

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8 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:12 am

Gorgro

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There are vans without candy in them?

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9 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:15 am

Gorgrooooo, hello my young chap.

Would you like to travel to a world of mystery and wisdom?

Pleaaaaaaase, please, do step into my van. We have candy!

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10 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:17 am

Gorgro

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Alright, but if this mythical concept of candyless vans turns out to be true it's THE CLAW for you!

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11 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:21 am

Oh, there's plenty of candy in there.

That leads me onto another point.

Just out of interest, is the random entrapment and kidnapping of members allowed?

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12 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:22 am

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Check the first post, AJ. []

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13 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:23 am

Okay, what about, say, PLANNED entrapment or kidnapping?

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14 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:25 am

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*Walks onto scene*
I could sure use some van-candy right now!

15 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:26 am

JT_the_Ninja

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Clear now, AJ? []

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16 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:26 am

Gorgro

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Hey, the only candy in here are Chlorofudge and a halfeaten tub of Rocky Rohypnol!

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17 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:28 am

This ice cream shure is sleepy.

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18 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:29 am

JT_the_Ninja

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Does Rare's SWAT team need to do a sting operation here? Your van's been bugged, AJ. []

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19 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:30 am

Gorgro

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Those were alot of puns in one sentence. Bravo.

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20 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:31 am

Jonny

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What is your policy on beans and dinosaur atoms?

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21 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:32 am

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That was one pest who needed to be Raided and told to buzz off, for his own good. []

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22 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 10:52 am

My vans been bugged for ages. I keep meaning to get the exterminators in, sorry, I will sort it out ASAP!

Okay, well, what happens if I have a highly-trained ninja penguin army?

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23 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:29 am

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Proposed rule:

"Mark any NSFW links as such.
Even if they are to something "obviously NSFW" I shall hunt you down and Thunderstab you if you do not those."


(Feel free to lop off the end of that if you think it is a bit much)

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24 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 11:55 am

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Rule added. []

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25 Re: Ye Rules of Ye Forum on Wed Jun 09, 2010 1:32 pm

:No Bull Baiting

This is where you say or do something that is not directly insulting but incendiary in order to provoke a negative reaction from others.

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