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101 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:21 am

That's cause you're a water pokemon, and snow means water everywhere.

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102 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:49 am

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Curses! He is on to my devilish scheme.

TTBM: my legs ache from the zombie run I went to the other day.

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103 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:50 am

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Sure it's not just the rigor mortis setting in?

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104 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Oct 29, 2011 11:59 am

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I didn't get bitten that much! And I impaled quite a few zombies on my horn.

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105 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:13 pm

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I'm pretty sure there's a law against that sort of thing, Jonny.

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106 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Oct 29, 2011 12:38 pm

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There are laws against rekilling the undead?



This is news to me

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107 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:21 pm

Manly McTurtleshell III wrote:There are laws against rekilling the undead?



This is news to me

I don't think Percy would be the best at zombie killing. Edward has the practical-mindedness, and Toby already has the Cowcatchers built in.

But I reckon Henry would rise to the occasion.

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108 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Oct 29, 2011 1:35 pm

(Disclaimer: The nature of the people in this TTBM in no way determines the fact that it is a TTBM. In fact, midway through, this does become an IMMD. I hold no judgement over people's life choices)

TTBM: So I went to a Halloween party last night in my apartment complex. A note was slid under all the doors that this person was having a party, and that there would be noise. It also contained an open invitation for those who wanted to come along. So I thought "Stuff it, let's go."

So the party got going, and I noticed the TTMB: For a party with so many young people, there weren't many girls, at all. About at 3:1 guy/girl ratio. Nevertheless, I got to talking to people, and then started to realise why the ratio was the way it was.

Now, I am aware that in this part of town, there are a fair few homosexuals. And that doesn't bother me in the slightest. If one tries to pick me up, I will simply state that I'm not interested.

So one of the guys at the party and I got talking. He was rather surprised that I didn't really give a damn about the sexual orientation of many of the people there, and found that rather refreshing. So the party went on, and I got chatting to a whole bunch of people. The girls loved the beard, which is always a plus.

So when the party broke up at about midnight and they all went off in taxis to go clubbing, I had made some new friends.

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109 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sat Oct 29, 2011 4:26 pm

TTBM: Three Australian soldiers were killed this morning on morning parade in Kabul by a gunman who burst onto the base.

What makes it worse is that there's been barely any mention of it in the media or within my circle of friends, because everyone is all up in arms about the QANTAS shutdown. Some Irish bloke shuts down an airline's flight operations until a solution is reached with some striking engineers who are already rather well off, and this apparently overrides the fact that three soldiers were killed in the line of duty.

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110 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:39 am

Jonny

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Messernacht wrote:
Manly McTurtleshell III wrote:There are laws against rekilling the undead?



This is news to me

I don't think Percy would be the best at zombie killing. Edward has the practical-mindedness, and Toby already has the Cowcatchers built in.

But I reckon Henry would rise to the occasion.

Tut tut, Mess. That's not Percy. That's Oliver. Do you know nothing?

Plus, Henry would probably spring a leak or break down before the zombies attacked.

OH GOD WHY AM I TALKING ABOUT A SODOR ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE

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111 rage measurement: ohshi-% on Sun Oct 30, 2011 3:04 am

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I've fucking had enough.

My mother has been pissed off at me for so many stupid reasons and now she's pissed off at me because it's my half-brother's birthday.

I'm making her lend me the money to move out when that fucking place opens up and if she doesn't like this I'm stealing the money and leaving anyway.

She's been fucking yelling at me all day, dragging the trolley in the way of people in the shops and then ignoring me saying "Mum! ... MUM! MUM" to attract her attention to this before turning around five minutes later and launching into me about how much I'm blocking the whole aisle and apologising to people while indicating me as if I don't know how to fucking move a trolley, blaming me every time the baby started going mental because she was shouting and just generally fucking being a cunt.

She got really pissed off at me setting the clocks back.

Same when a chicken belonging to someone up the road escaped and the person wasn't there to tell them about this.

Goddamn I hate this shithole.

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112 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sun Oct 30, 2011 4:11 am

TTBM: So I went on the TvTropes forum for giggles, and found a thread that has an intense debate over whether or not incest should be allowed.

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113 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sun Oct 30, 2011 5:47 am



Yeah, I got nothing to say to that. It doesn't even surprise me anymore.

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114 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:25 am

TTBM: BF3 doesn't work....Processor is almost dead!

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115 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sun Oct 30, 2011 10:32 am

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TTBM: My right mouse button appears to not work properly anymore. I noticed that while playing starcraft, my units kept responding either wrongly or not at all to any commands I gave, but I attributed it to me just sucking and clicking somewhere impossible or whatever, but apparently it only works about half the time. I might get demoted to gold league now because of this crappy mouse, cast down with the peasants.

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116 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Sun Oct 30, 2011 1:00 pm

That's crazy! You'll eat half of them as soon as their backs are turned!

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117 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Oct 31, 2011 4:04 am

Tuomey

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TTBM: I'm missing my buddy's 21st/halloween party tonight, I'm in trouble for existing again aaaaand my mother's ex is here which only makes her worse.

Especially toward men.

Especially scruffy men.

With curly hair.

(I don't even)


EDIT: There will be so many guaranteed non-fucktard women at this party.
so many
You don't get that in computing; you get two or three per year of each course, with one or two dropping out over time.
Maybe twenty girls in computing in college at the moment - including mature students who are far too old for me.

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118 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:46 am

Jonny

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Why is your mother's ex here?

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119 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Oct 31, 2011 6:50 am

Tuomey

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It was the kid's second birthday yesterday; ex stayed for dinner/lunch then buggered off with the kid.


EDIT: Still pissed about this party I'mma miss.
All of the women, plus people who can introduce me - proving I'm not a stabby hobo.

(Also, pretty sure there'll be some hot guys, if that's your thing.)

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120 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Oct 31, 2011 8:55 am

Jonny

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Remember that locomotive I bought for Christmas? It's arrived today, clearly used and clearly broken: the body doesn't sit on the base properly. And this is from a seller with 100% positive feedback.

The worst part is this is a pretty rare model and I have no idea when or if I'll be able to get another one.



Goddamnit, I'm so annoyed about this.

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121 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:10 am

Get his positive feedback down, and complain to Ebay or whatever place you bought it

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122 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Oct 31, 2011 9:38 am

Jonny

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I plan to!

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123 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Oct 31, 2011 10:06 am

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That does not look like a pleased locomotive engine....[]

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124 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:31 am

It looks like it could crush your soul if it were to so choo-choo-choose...

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125 Re: TTBM #4? 5? I don't even- on Mon Oct 31, 2011 11:49 am

Man, saying that kind of thing can really send a thread off the rails

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