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76 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Feb 12, 2012 12:23 pm

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Yes, because she is moving into her new flat.

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77 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Feb 12, 2012 1:37 pm

Read the thread. Warning, highly insensitive in soviet russia joke.

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78 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:46 pm

SQUIGGLES

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HEY I GO ON REDDIT TOO
WHAT IS YOUR USERNAME

WE SHOULD HANG OUT AND KISS AND STUFF
BUT NOT REALLY THAT WOULD BE PRETTY WEIRD

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79 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Feb 12, 2012 9:50 pm

Sarcasmic wrote:Read the thread. Warning, highly insensitive in soviet russia joke.

Oh gods. When i saw the joke, it took a second for it to hit me.



But when it did, you could say it was...

*Puts on sunglasses upside-down*

Explosive.

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80 Re: Bad Jokes! on Tue Feb 14, 2012 5:20 pm

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas?

Spoiler:
Cancer.

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81 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Mar 05, 2012 4:34 am

So, I met this genie the other day. He asked me if I wanted a better memory or a bigger dick. But I can't remember what I chose...

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82 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Mar 05, 2012 10:39 am

2 fish are sitting in a tank, one turns to the other and says: "I'll man the guns, you drive."

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83 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Apr 23, 2012 3:47 am

In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Neither God nor Man has rested since.

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84 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:19 am

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Hey, what's a Russian Canadian's favorite meal?

Vladimir Poutine! []

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85 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Apr 23, 2012 4:36 am

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"Can I get your number?"
always gets a hearty chortle out of the girls

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86 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Apr 23, 2012 7:40 am

Not precisely a joke, but...

Mary had a little lamb
It's fleece was white and wispy.
Then it caught foot and mouth disease
And now It's black and cripsy.

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87 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:20 pm

someguy3657 wrote:In the beginning, God created the earth and rested.
Then God created Man and rested.
Then God created Woman.
Neither God nor Man has rested since.
"God creates handsome devils, God kills handsome devils, God creates man, man kills god, man creates handsome devils."
"handsome devils kill man... woman inherits the earth."

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88 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:27 pm

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That's chaos theory. []

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89 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Apr 23, 2012 2:28 pm

It's more like a Pandora Tomorrow to me. At least, when it comes to Essentials, when I'm not acting as a Double Agent, it's my Conviction.

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90 Re: Bad Jokes! on Thu Apr 26, 2012 11:45 am

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"Doctor, I've got a steering wheel stuck down my pants"
- "What's the problem?"
"It's driving me nuts!"

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91 Re: Bad Jokes! on Thu Sep 13, 2012 1:20 pm

"Mein Fuhrer! Shall we create a program meant to send rockets with the purpose of exploring Deep Space!"

"Deep Space? NEIN!"

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92 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:03 am

Ok, I think the akward silence after that "joke" of Dewmann's has gone on long enough.


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93 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sat Oct 06, 2012 3:06 am

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LET US START ANOTHER AWKWARD SILENCE

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94 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sat Oct 06, 2012 5:24 am

erm.. is it.... is it done yet?

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95 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sat Oct 06, 2012 11:38 am

Why did the chicken cross the road?

No one cares!

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96 Re: Bad Jokes! on Thu Oct 11, 2012 5:37 am

SQUIGGLES

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HOW DID DOGEN EAT HIS ICE-CREAM?
Spoiler:
FROM A KOAN

ZEN JOKES

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97 Re: Bad Jokes! on Thu Dec 20, 2012 4:26 am

What does Bruce Lee drinks when he get thirsty?

WAAATAAAAHHHH

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98 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Apr 22, 2013 9:52 am

"What's black and white and red all over?"

"Schindler's List."

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99 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Apr 22, 2013 10:19 am

Jonny

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100 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sat Jul 06, 2013 1:10 am

SQUIGGLES

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Q: knock knock
A: knock knock

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