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51 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Aug 08, 2011 3:53 pm

I don't even know where I am anymore

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52 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Aug 08, 2011 11:31 pm

Two atoms are walking down the street together. The first atom turns and says, "Hey, you just stole an electron from me!"

"Are you sure?" asks the second atom.

To which the first atom replies, "Yeah, I'm positive!"


Ah, science...

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53 Re: Bad Jokes! on Tue Aug 09, 2011 3:05 am

JT_the_Ninja

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Ion know about that one....[]

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54 Re: Bad Jokes! on Tue Aug 09, 2011 5:15 am

What do you call a man who just got run over by a car after being stabbed several times?

Dead.

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55 Re: Bad Jokes! on Tue Aug 09, 2011 7:50 pm

Hollyღ

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What do you call a black man who flies an airplane?

A pilot.

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56 Re: Bad Jokes! on Wed Aug 10, 2011 12:57 am

JT_the_Ninja

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What do you call a pig that flies?

A catapult projectile...[]

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57 Re: Bad Jokes! on Wed Aug 10, 2011 4:41 am

What do you call a robber with a gun pointed at you?

Sir.

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58 Re: Bad Jokes! on Wed Aug 10, 2011 1:36 pm

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Profesor: Si un gallo pone un huevo en la frontera entre España y Francia, a que país pertenece el huevo?

Estudiante #1: ¡A España!

Profesor: ¿Por qué?

Estudiante #1: ¡Porque tenemos más huevos! *se ríe*

Profesor: Incorrecto.

Estudiante #2: Pero, los gallos no ponen huevos...

Profesor: Exacto...


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59 Re: Bad Jokes! on Tue Aug 30, 2011 1:18 pm

Why don’t bananas have any friends? Because they are very unappealing.

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60 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 5:55 pm

SQUIGGLES

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Q: To get to the other side.
A:
Spoiler:
Why did the tachyon cross the road?

Ha.
Ha.
Ha.

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61 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:42 pm

Hee! That's a pretty good one, actually. I also like JT's, it's got that silly 'That's the joke' quality to it. This one has probably been done but it's one of my favorites.

Knock knock!
Who's there?
KGB!
KGB who?
VE VILL ASK ZA QUESTIONS!

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62 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:47 pm

I... not to be a joke Nazi (Teehee) but Im pretty sure the KGB were Russian...


Also, I wish I could read in Spanish.

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63 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 6:58 pm

They were and are! I can't do a Russian accent, phonetic typing or IRL. Not sure what that has to do with Nazis?
The key to understanding w/o studying Spanish is to be around it all the time.

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64 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:25 pm

SQUIGGLES

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Oh, foreign jokes!
I'm great at these!

This one is from Latvia:

Two Latvians are argue over wodka. One say, "For wodka, I give you daughter." Friend is say OK. Deal is struck. But he is surprise! She deformed by malnutrition.

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65 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 7:40 pm

Ziggy Stardust wrote:They were and are! I can't do a Russian accent, phonetic typing or IRL. Not sure what that has to do with Nazis?
The key to understanding w/o studying Spanish is to be around it all the time.

You did a German accent. Hence, Teehee.

Im not surprised you know Spanish. You are from Texico after all...

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66 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:01 pm

I can't speak Spanish at all! No entiendes. Me nombre es Ziggy Stardust. Donde esta los banos? Mas agua, por favor. Porque? No, yo no soy una prostituta. Gracias, senor.

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67 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:03 pm

STOP YELLING AT ME IN YOUR FAKE CHING/CHONG LANGUAGE!!!!!


I.... Im totally not a prostitute! I SWEAR!!!!


*Passes Ziggy a card*

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68 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:09 pm

Tu es una prostituta? *Shrug* Me gusta huevos rancheros.

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69 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sun Jan 08, 2012 8:28 pm

Well alright!

But, uh, I dont think I have ever worked on a Ranch.

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70 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sat Jan 14, 2012 3:26 pm

Women are always really bad at judging distance. You know why?
Spoiler:
There's always being told that 4 inches is ten inches long.

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71 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sat Jan 14, 2012 4:53 pm

Ziggy Stardust wrote:Women are always really bad at judging distance. You know why?
Spoiler:
There's always being told that 4 inches is ten inches long.
wow...this joke fits this thread

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72 Re: Bad Jokes! on Sat Jan 14, 2012 5:14 pm

Because its baaaaaaad.

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73 Re: Bad Jokes! on Mon Jan 23, 2012 3:27 pm

очень

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74 Re: Bad Jokes! on Thu Feb 09, 2012 3:46 pm

So, these guys are visting a freind's house. Their freind is afraid of the dark. A poweroutage happens and their friend says
Spoiler:
I'm both terrified and de-lighted.

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75 Re: Bad Jokes! on Thu Feb 09, 2012 4:11 pm

It's RARE to see RARE these days!

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