I am Tuomey Tombstone, King under the Bridge! I return!

Went to a neurologist, he says I can do most stuff again.

Also, it is group hug time.

*everyone is enfolded*

Tuomey's alive! I was really worried; Thank respective Gods! Also, we should celebrate this occasion with something that all Irish people stereotypically love...

Margaritas!

D'ooh, it's good to have you back! :3
~Hug!~

YAY FOR BEING ALIVE!!!! Ever find out what was wrong?

YAY!
Now I don't have to worry about you having been abducted by MI5 or something

*GROUP HUG*

THE TOMBSTONE RETURNS... FOR ROUND 2!

AND SO IT HAS BEGUN ACCORDING TO THE PROPHECY.

He was gone for so long because he was Borrowing a beecat.

Hey Rare, how is your family?

Woohoo! Tuomey 2: Electric Boogaloo! []

Huzzah! Now we must celebrate by...Exploding something? Something Fun like that.
Thats what people enjoy, right?

*presses explosives detonator box plunger...a thousand wallabies explode* []

MORE EXPLOSIONS. WE NEED MORE, I TELL YOU!

*somewhere in the distance, several moose explode...* []

Those poor, poor animals.

Meese? Mooses?

If he really wanted to confuse you, sludge, he should have blown up some aurochs.